家有喜旺（2010）

Raising Hope S02E01

Part 1 Nov. 24, 2020, 1:26 p.m.

Welcome back.
欢迎回来
Did everybody have a great summer?
大家暑假都过得好吗
Well, I feel I should mention
呃我要告诉大家一个不幸的消息
we lost one of our favorite seniors.
我们有一位最受爱戴的长者去世了
Sherwood. He used to start each day
就是舍伍德以前他每天都会
with a song that perfectly recapped what was going on.
以一首完美应景的歌♥作为开场曲
So, in his honor,
所以为了纪念他
I'd like to sing a song about every one of you.
我要唱一首歌♥ 来唱一唱你们每个人
Let's start with, um...
从谁开始呢
with Hope.
就喜旺吧
**Hope's father didn't have much going on*
*喜旺他爹呀还真没有啥
**Living with his parents, mowing some lawns*
*啃老靠父母产草来养家
**His life was going nowhere fast*
*人生一片灰暗
**One night he met a lady and they had a good time*
*直到那晚与美女共赴巫山云雨
**Till he learned she was a killer, the serial kind*
*到头来却是个杀人犯还是连环的
**And the cops, they fried her ass*
*警♥察♥叔叔威武电死了那个贱♥人♥
**But before they did, she birthed him a kid*
*但她临死前生下了小喜旺
**And Jimmy found a purpose in the world*
*从此吉米找到了人生的意义
**Though he doesn't have a clue, he somehow manages to*
*虽然他慌手又忙脚却神奇地hold住了
**Raise a perfect little girl*
*养育着一个完美的小妞妞
**Some kids have all the love*
*所有人都爱妞妞
**A great dad and if that wasn't enough*
*一个无敌奶爸若不够
**Hope's got a gang who loves her greatly*
*喜旺还享受着一家子满满的爱
**Grandma Virginia, sarcastic and funny*
*奶奶弗吉妮亚尖刻又搞笑
**Grandpa Burt skims pools for money*
*爷爷伯特清理泳池来过活
**And Maw Maw, she's just crazy*
*还有曾曾奶奶疯疯又癫癫
**Hope's life wouldn't be complete-a *
*喜旺的世界少了吉米的朋友塞布丽娜
**without Jimmy's friend Sabrina*
*就不完整了呐
**Who Jimmy loves but hasn't told her so*
*吉米对这小妞敢爱不敢言
**Although, come on, she's got to know*
*不过拜托她不知道才怪
**You might think I am a dreamer*
*你也许觉得我不切实际
**But you'll understand just when you meet her*
*但你见到她就会了解
**Why everyone loves our little Hope*
*为什么大家都爱小喜旺
**And since we last saw her*
*多日不见
**She's gotten bigger, stronger, smarter*
*她已变得聪明又茁壮
**She feeds herself and walks and can say "No"*
*她学会自己吃饭走路和说话
**These few months, we sure have missed her*
*这几个月来我们都想死她了
**But we welcome back our daycare sister*
*欢迎回到我们的日托所
**Welcome back to Hope*
*欢迎回来看小喜旺
**Welcome back to Hope.*
*欢迎回来看小喜旺
See that guy?
看到那人了吗
That's Daddy when he was 13.
那是爸爸13岁的时候
I just drew a superhero.
我刚画完一个超级英雄
I'm going to put it on a T-shirt and then...
我要把它印到T恤上然后..
Bird in the house! Bird in the house!
屋里有鸟儿屋里有鸟儿
Get ready. Here it comes.
准备开炮
Yes!
漂亮
I don't remember this exactly, but...
我不太记得具体是怎么回事了但是...
Seems like a pretty average day from my childhood.
貌似我的童年都是这样度过的
It kind of tickles.
这玩意儿还痒痒的
Wait, no, it doesn't.
等下不要不要啊
It's pecking! It's pecking!
它啄我它在啄我
It's pecking!
它在啄我啊
2011, and still no jet packs.
都2011年了还是没有喷气飞机
I feel like I should write a letter to somebody.
我觉得我得给哪位领导写个信啥的
What you watching?
你看什么呢
I'm just showing Hope some home movies
我在给喜旺看咱的家庭录影带
of me as a kid.
让她看看我小时候
Whoa, hey. Wh-What's that?
哇喂那是啥情况
Hey, I'm playing the piano.
喂我居然在弹钢琴
I used to be able to play the piano?
我以前还会谈钢琴啊
No, you're not really...
不你真不会
That is so funny.
那次巨搞笑
You really don't remember?
你真不记得了吗
Before it broke, that piano was the kind that could play itself.
那架琴坏掉之前自己能弹出曲子来
So you're just faking it.
你就是假装做做样子
That's wild.
太赞了
Look at Daddy, Hope.
喜旺看你爹
Daddy's funny.
爸爸搞笑吧
**Baby, here I am*
*宝贝我在这
**I'm the man on the scene*
*我是伴你左右的男人
**I can give you what you want*
*你要的我都能给
**But you got to come home with me*
*只要你肯跟我回
**I have got some good ol lovin'*
*我有着虔诚的爱
**And I got some more in store*
*满满的爱
**When I get through throwin' it on you*
*当我把爱都给你
**You gotta come back for more*
*你一定要爱我更多
**Boys are things that come by the dozen*
*两条腿的男人千千万
**But that ain't nothin' but drugstore lovin'*
*但那不过是逢场作戏
**Hey, little thing, let me light your candle*
*喂小家伙让我为你点燃蜡烛
**'Cause mama, I'm sure hard to handle now, gets around...*
*因为我已难以自♥制♥ 逃避...
Okay, fine.
好吧好吧
At one point in your life
你的人生中
you might have been a little...
可能有过那么一点点
amazingly talented.
过人的才华
When you were 13, Maw Maw decided to teach you piano.
你13岁的时候曾奶奶决定教你弹钢琴
A music career
走上音乐的康庄大道
may be his only ticket
或许是这孩子
to get us out of this hell hole.
脱离这苦逼地方的唯一机会
Unless you think he's smart enough to go to college.
除非你们还指着他这榆木脑袋能考上大学
Maw Maw hated yelling at you,
曾奶奶舍不得吼你
so she started teaching with a partner.
所以她通过一个搭档来教你
I'm sorry, Maw Maw...
对不起曾奶奶
Oh, no, don't apologize to me.
哦不别跟我道歉
It's Mr. Jingles who gets angry. A-Flat minor!
生气的是广♥告♥大王怎么是A小调
I wanted you to play an A. If I wanted A-Flat minor,
我要你弹的是A 我要想让你弹A小
I'd have you go play with your girlfriend's chest.
就直接让你找你女朋友的大平胸去了
Her methods were unorthodox, but she got results.
她的教学理论很怪异但也收到了成果
Before we knew it,
没多久
you were playing right along with your father.
你就能跟你老爸合奏了
I couldn't believe it.
我真不敢相信
After 13 years of watching you underachieve
在看着你13年吃嘛嘛香干嘛嘛不灵后
at almost everything, I was finally realizing
我终于意识到
that I gave birth to a genius--
我生了个天才
a musical genius.
音乐天才
I was so proud to show you off,
我无比自豪地到处炫耀你
I got you a spot in the Natesville Music Academy's
我为你在纳什维尔音乐典礼的年度吟诵会上
annual recital.
争取到了一次演出
**Actions speak louder than words*
*坐言不如起行
**And I'm a man of great experience*
*我阅人无数
**I know you got you another man*
*知道你又找到了归属
**But I can love you better than him*
*但我会比他更爱你
**Take my hand... *
*拉我的手
That night, all the teenage girls in the audience
那一晚现场的所有萝莉们
got a bad case of Jimmy fever.
都患上了吉米发烧热
**I'm advertising love for free*
*我在为爱做免费广♥告♥
**So you can place your ad with me*
*只为了让你同我一起
**Boys and things that come by the dozen*
*两条腿的男人千千万
**But that ain't nothing but drugstore lovin'*
*但那不过是逢场作戏
**'Cause hey, little thing, let me light your candle*
*喂小家伙让我为你点燃蜡烛
**'Cause mama, I'm sure hard to handle now now, gets around*
*因为我已难以自♥制♥ 逃避...
And I admit it - being the mother
我承认做天才的妈妈
of a genius was addicting.
是件让人上瘾的事
Wherever we went, I just loved to show you off.
不管去哪儿我都要显摆一下
The sun's really shining today, isn't it?
今天阳光真灿烂是吧
You want to see a son shining?
你想看灿烂吗
You should see my son shine.
来看看我儿子多灿烂
Jimmy, come here.
吉米过来
Sing that song from the radio.
唱那首电台的歌♥
You know, Mama's favorite.
妈咪最喜欢那首