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Curb Your Enthusiasm S10E01

Part 6 Oct. 2, 2020, 11 a.m.

Oh, my God. Yeah.
- 哦我的天啊 - 嗯
Everything was fine. And one day he...
过去一切都好直到一天他...
asked about a tattoo I have on my arm,
问到了我胳膊上的纹身
and I wouldn't tell him what it meant,
然后我不想告诉他纹身的意义
and then he got obsessive about it.
之后他就对此着迷了
And why did I have it on my arm,
一直问我为什么要纹这个在我的胳膊上
and why didn't I have it on my butt, somewhere private.
为什么我不把它纹在屁♥股♥上一个私人的地方
Okay. So this is a pattern.
好吧所以这就是一个套路
Oh, yeah. And that's just the beginning.
哦是啊这还只是一个开始
What the fuck!
去他妈的！
Fuck!
日！
Shit.
垃圾
Damn it. Frickin' dog.
去他的死狗
And he grabbed my shirt to wipe his glasses.
他还抓着我的衬衫擦他的眼镜
Hold on. I have to shut the door.
别挂我必须要去关一下门
Larry? I'll be out in a second.
- 拉里？ - 我马上就出去
Okay.
好的
What's with the robe? Oh.
- 你穿浴袍干嘛？ - 哦
'Cause I spit cereal up all over my shirt,
我把麦片溅到衬衫上了
because there was dog hair in it.
因为里面有狗毛
Disgusting. Right?
- 好恶心啊 - 是吧？
So... what's going on? What do you...
所以...发生了什么？你怎么...
What, what are you doing here? You haven't been here in a year.
怎么你来这里干什么？你已经很久没来这里了
What the fuck is going on with you?
你到底怎么了？
What are you talking about? You're wearing a MAGA hat
- 你在说什么啊？ - 你戴了一顶MAGA帽
at a sushai restaurant?
在寿司餐厅？
Is that true? Well, I did have the hat on, yeah.
- 是真的么？ - 好吧我确实有戴那顶帽子
What, are you proTrump? No, no.
- 什么你支持特朗普？ - 不不是
Look, I got this idea to wear that hat
听着我之所以想到戴那帽子
so I wouldn't have to have lunch with Phil Rosenthal. Mm.
- 是为了不和菲尔罗森塔尔共进午餐 - 嗯
And it worked like a charm. He saw me in the hat and he left the restaurant.
它就像一段咒语他看见我戴着帽子就离开了餐馆
It was amazing. I'm not surprised.
- 令人惊奇 - 我并不惊讶
You know what? It's really comin' in handy.
你猜啥？它真的很方便
Yeah, 'cause no one's gonna wanna be anywhere near you.
是啊这样就不会有任何一个人想接近你了
Exactly! It's, it's a great people repellent.
没错！是的它真的很容易令人厌恶
You know, look. When you're a celebrity,
你知道听着当你是名人的时候
you can do anything you want. You can grab 'em by the pussy...
你可以做任何你想的事你甚至可以抓她们的屁♥股♥...
What did you say? What?
- 你在说什么？- 什么？
Why are you wearing a bathrobe?
你为什么穿着浴袍？
And that hat! Oh, no, no! No, I...
- 还有这顶帽子 - 哦别不要！别我...
Oh, my God! You're friends with that monster?
哦我的天你是这个怪物的朋友么？
No, I'm... No!
- 不我... - 不是！
No, no, no, no, no! No! No, no, I'm just...
- 不不不不不 - 别啊不是...
I'm getting a lawyer!
我要找个律师！
No! What? Hey! What?
别！什么？嘿！什么？
No! I'm in the bathrobe
别啊！我穿着浴袍
'cause your fuckin' dog got hair
因为你的狗毛
all over my cereal bowl,
在我的燕麦碗里到处都是
and that's not Weinstein!
而且他不是韦恩斯坦！
I'll take it. It's all yours.
这地方我要了都归你了
What are you doin' here, Larry?
你来这儿干什么拉里？
I thought I told you to get out and not come back.
我记得我叫你滚出去别再来了
Yeah, so you did, Mocha Joe. So you did.
没错你是这么说了摩卡乔你的确说了
I've merely come to inform you
我只是来告知你
that I have leased the place next door,
我已经租下了隔壁的门店
where I'll be opening up a coffee shop
我会在隔壁开一家咖啡馆
exactly the same as yours.
跟你这家一模一样
Only charging much lower prices.
但是价格会超低
All for the express purpose
一切只为
of taking you down.
把你搞垮
Knock yourself out. I welcome the competition.
尽管放马过来我欢迎竞争
Yeah. I'm not afraid of you. You don't have the beans.
行我才不怕你你没有我的咖啡豆
I'm the only guy in Los Angeles who has these beans.
全洛杉矶只有我一个人有这种咖啡豆
Yeah. I'll get beans. Oh, you won't find better beans than my beans.
是吗我能搞来豆子哦你找不来比我的豆子更好的
I'll get better beans.
我能搞到更好的豆子
No such thing as better beans. There are better beans, Mocha Joe.
不存在更好的豆子当然有更好的豆子摩卡乔
No better beans, Larry.
没有比我的更好的了拉里
I will find better beans. Mm hmm, good luck.
我会找到更好的豆子嗯哼祝你好运
See ya, Larry.
回见拉里
You know what I'm gonna call it? What?
你猜我要起个什么店名？啥？
Latte Larry's.
拉家拿铁
Can I come in?
我能进门吗
Y- yes.
当...当然
Yes, yes. Are you sure?
进吧进吧你确定？
Yeah, I'm positive. I'm a little surprised, is all.
嗯我确定有点惊讶而已
Come in. Okay.
进来吧好
Wow. Well...
哇哦呃...
Holy cow. I can't...
天呐我不能...
I can't believe you're here. You told me, right? I mean...
我不能相信你来了你说过的是吧？我是说...
Um...
呃...
Give me two minutes.
等我两分钟
Two minutes. I'll be right back. Stay right there.
就两分钟马上回来你就呆在这儿
Ha- ha!
哈哈！
Fuckin' my movie up. What you want? I need that talcum powder.
还让不让人看电影了你想干啥我需要爽身粉
What you got goin' on? It's an emergency. Get me the talcum powder!
出啥事了紧急情况快给我点爽身粉！
Fuck!
操！
Who you tappin'?
你要跟谁鬼混？
Cheryl.
谢丽儿
What? My man Larry David re- tappin' that ass!
啥？我哥们儿拉里大卫又跟她鬼混上了！
Ooh.
噢
Ooh.
噢
Did you powder down there?
你下面拍粉了？
No good? I'm allergic.
不行吗？我过敏
Oh! Oh, my God.
哦！哦天呐
Oh, my God.
哦天呐
Oh, my God.
哦天呐
Oh! Call 9- 1- 1!
哦！快打911！
Easy.
放松点
Hey. Jesus, slow down.
嘿老天慢点
What happened? Oh, she, uh, swallowed some talcum powder,
发生什么了？哦她呃她吞了点爽身粉
and is having an allergic reaction to it.
出现过敏反应了
Did she ingest anything else?
她吞下别的东西了吗？
Kind of a personal question, don't you think?
这算私人问题吧你不觉得吗？
So sorry!
真抱歉！
Oh, my God. You look so much better.
哦我的天你看起来好多了
Do I? Oh. Are you kidding?
是吗？哦开玩笑吗？
I couldn't even look at you before. I mean, it was...
我刚才都不敢看你那也太...
really, like, hideous. You looked... disgusting.
真的可怕你看起来...很恶心
I could barely glance at you.
我都不敢看你
Yeah, because of you.
是啊拜你所赐
Yeah.
是啊
You're the one that put the talcum powder... Uh, I'm allergic, and you...
是你把爽身粉擦到...呃我对那个过敏然后你...
It's because of you. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
都是因为你是没错我很抱歉
Yeah. But you know, I was thinking,
对但是你知道吗我在想
if that happened when we were married
假如这事发生在我们还没离婚的时候
and your face... for some reason, stayed that way,
然后你的脸...不管什么原因吧一直保持这样
what would I have done?
我会怎么做？
What do you mean what would you have done?
什么叫你会怎么做？
Well, I mean, could I have lived with you looking like that?
呃我是说如果你的脸那样的话我能跟你继续过下去吗？
You're such an asshole.
你真是个混球
You are such... I mean, I'm, I'm fighting for my life,
你真的...我都命悬一线了
and this is what you're... Susie?
然后这就是你要...苏西？
What are you guys doing here?
你们在这儿干嘛呢？
What are you... What are you doing here?
你...你在这儿干嘛呢？
Randi had contractions, and...
兰迪开始宫缩了...
She's walking around the halls trying to induce,
她现在在大厅里来回走走试着催生
'cause nothing's happening, so I thought I'd come and keep her company.
因为还没什么动静我就想我来陪陪她
Randi's here? Yeah. Cheryl, what happened?
兰迪也在这儿？是的谢丽儿你怎么了？
She got stung by a wasp. I had an allergic reaction to shellfish.
她被黄蜂蛰了我海鲜过敏了
Okay.
行吧