消消气（2000）

Curb Your Enthusiasm S10E04

Part 3 Oct. 2, 2020, 11:01 a.m.

Oh, you fuckin' terrible. Enjoy.
哦拉里你混♥蛋♥ 慢用
Fuck you, Larry!
我♥操♥ 拉里！
Now I got to eat my shit with a spoon.
现在我得用勺子吃这玩意儿了
Oh, wow! What do you know.
哦哇哦！谁能想到
Look at this.
瞧瞧
Look who's here. I didn't know you were coming.
看看谁来了我不知道你要来
I didn't know you were coming. What a surprise.
我也不知道你要来真是个惊喜
We were just talking about, uh, our trip.
我们正在聊呃我们的行程
To Cabo. Yeah.
去卡波是啊
For Mickey's wedding. What's the problem?
参加米基的婚礼有什么问题吗？
You're invited to Mickey's wedding?
你也被邀请参加米基的婚礼了？
Why does that surprise you? I'm just shocked.
这让你很意外吗？我只是震惊
Oh, my God. Why wouldn't he invite me?
哦天呐他怎么会不邀请我呢？
You know, you just, you don't invite
你知道的人们不应该邀请
a divorced couple to a wedding.
一对离婚夫妻去参加婚礼
It's a very combustible situation.
这是火♥药♥味很浓的局面
Who, who knows what could happen?
谁知道会发生什么？
It makes people uncomfortable to see a divorced couple.
见到一对离婚夫妻会让人们不舒服的
He should choose sides. Pick one.
他应该选一边的只邀请一个人
Well, you're both invited, so deal with it.
既然你们都被邀请了就看着办吧
Everything's gonna be fine.
不会有事的
Cheryl, you're gonna come on the plane with us, right?
谢丽儿你会跟我们坐同一架飞机对吧？
We're flying private.
我们坐私人飞机
Yeah, we're all splitting a plane.
是的我们平摊租一架飞机
Are you inviting me to hop on?
你要邀请我共乘吗？
I'm inviting you to hop on and chip in.
我在邀请你共乘并平摊
What? Well, you know,
啥？呃你知道的
you're coming on the plane, you got to chip in.
你要坐飞机就也得出钱
Well, you're already going, right?
不是你们反正都要飞的对吗？
People resent you if you don't chip in.
你要是不出钱别人会生气的
I don't think so. No, no, I will a little bit, yeah.
我觉得不会不不我会有点生气的
I mean, you're loaded. There's the resentment, right there.
要我说你又不缺钱喏有人会生气吧
Okay, fine. Yes. I will chip in.
好吧行可以我也出钱
Ted coming? No, he can't come.
特德也来吗？不他不来了
Aah, shoot. He's doing another movie.
啊可惜呢他又在拍电影
What is he doing? He's doing a comedy. And, um...
拍什么呢？在拍一部喜剧嗯...
He is so funny. I mean, nobody can make me laugh like Ted. So funny.
他真幽默我说没人能比特德更会逗我笑非常幽默
His timing is just like... He's just hilarious. I know, perfect.
他讲笑话的时机感... 他真的超好笑我觉得真是完美
By the way, it might interest you to know
顺便一提你们也许想知道
that I'll be bringing a date.
我会带一个伴儿
What's her name? Her name is Donna.
她叫什么？她叫唐娜
Donna. Yeah.
唐娜是
Lovely, lovely woman. How many dates have you had?
非常好一姑娘你们约会多少次了？
We've had one date. One date?
约会过一次了才一次？
Yeah. And you're bringing her on a trip?
是你就带她去旅行了？
Yes, I am. Okay.
是的没错好吧
And you're complaining
那你还在那里抱怨
that divorced couples shouldn't come
离婚的夫妻不能一起去参加婚礼
when you're bringing a virtual stranger?
你可是直接带了一个完完全全的陌生人啊
We get along quite well.
我们处得不错
All right. I can't wait to meet her.
行吧我可等不及见她了
Oh, boy.
见鬼了
I need your weights, by the way.
另外我需要你们的体重
What do you mean? For the plane.
你啥意思？坐飞机需要
You fucking kidding me? No, I'm not kidding you.
你♥他♥妈♥逗我呢? 不我没有逗你
It's a safety issue. I'm not giving you the weight.
出于安全考虑我才不会给你我的体重
This is a regulation.
这是规定要求的
This is a... Ask Jeff if he'll give you his weight.
这是... 你问问杰夫给不给你他的体重
You're not gonna give me your weight?
你不打算告诉我你的体重？
She doesn't even know how much I weigh.
她都不知道我的体重
Yeah. You know who else doesn't know
是的你猜还有谁不知道
how much I weigh? My doctor.
我的体重的？我的医生
My weight?
我的体重？
My business. No one knows.
我的秘密别人都别想知道
Yeah, it's very personal. Mmhmm.
是的这太私人了嗯嗯
I'd rather be dead in the Sea of Cortez
我宁可死在科特斯海里
than have you know what I weigh.
也不会让你知道我的体重的
I don't want your weights. The captain wants them. Who's gonna disobey a captain?
不是我想要你们的体重是机长想要谁敢不听机长的啊？
You mean, uh, the pilot. No, I mean the captain.
你是指呃飞行员？不他是机长
No, the captain's for a boat.
只有船长这个说法
He's the pilot. Well, he is a pilot...
他应该是个飞行员嗯他可以叫飞行员...
It's not a boat. But he wants to be referred to as the captain.
我们坐的又不是船但他想被称作机长
He's told you, "Please call me the captain." That's on his card!
他给你说 "请叫我机长"？他名片上写了！
Captain Garvin, okay? He's a pilot.
加文机长好吧？他就是飞行员
How do you wanna be referred to?
你希望别人怎么称呼你？
Jeff. Okay.
杰夫行啊
If you said to me, "From now on",
如果你告诉我 "从今天起"
I want to be referred to as Goat Williker,"
"请称呼我为山羊爷爷"
I would call you Goat Williker. Fine.
我就会叫你山羊爷爷行
Call me Goat Williker. Fine, Goat Williker.
叫我山羊爷爷行山羊爷爷
The pilot wants your weight.
飞行员想要你的体重
You can tell the pilot that Goat Williker
那你告诉飞行员山羊爷爷
doesn't give his weight to anyone.
不想把体重告诉别人
That's right. And neither does Mrs. Williker.
对的山羊奶奶也不想
The Willikers do not give their weight.
山羊一族不对外公布体重
Want some? Nah. I'm good.
要来点吗不用了
They're free. Yeah, just 'cause they're free
免费的不能因为这玩意不要钱
doesn't mean that we have to eat everything that they have.
你就把它全吃完吧
Oh, my God. You should see everything they have.
天啊你真的得看看他们提供的东西
They'll be talking about us when we leave.
我们下飞机以后他们会嚼舌头的
They'll say what pigs we are. You know, we just ate everything.
说我们像猪一样因为我们啥都吃
Maybe they'll be talking about how much we enjoyed their spread they worked so hard to put out.
可能他们也会满意我们享用了他们的工作成果
Folks, sorry to, uh, interrupt.
各位不好意思打扰了
We're gonna have to make an unscheduled landing.
我们必须紧急降落一次
Why? Something's wrong? What are you talking about?
为什么有什么情况什么意思
Nothing's wrong with the plane. We're just... heavy.
飞机没问题我们只是超重了
How come? Because of the weights.
怎么回事是载重问题
'Cause I asked you for your weights,
我问过你们的体重
you wouldn't tell me, so I had to guess your weights.
你们不告诉我那我只好猜了
And now, now we're over.
现在我们完犊子了
Why didn't you just ask me? What did you put down for me?
你怎么不直接问我？你给我报的是多少
It's none of your business what I put down for you.
我替你们报多少都跟你们无关
It is my business.
那是我的事
What did you put down? I ain't tellin' you shit.
你报的是多少关你屁事
Okay, folks. It doesn't matter how we got here.
好了大伙我们之前怎么来的不重要
The fact of the matter is that we're here now, and we're overweight.
重要的是我们现在已经超重了
We're beginning our initial descent.
我们就要进行紧急降落
Please fasten your seat belts.
请系好安全带
Aah. Where the fuck are we?
啊我们这是在什么鬼地方
Aqua Dulce. Where is that?
活水湿地这是哪啊
All right. We are 100 pounds overweight,
好了我们现在超重100磅
so we are going to have to lose some bags.
所以我们得丢一些行李
Oh, come on. How many?
得了吧要多少
At least two. I... Look.
我看至少要两箱
We don't have a lot of time, so can you just
我们没多少时间了所以能不能
figure out how you want to do that?
麻烦你们快一点
All right, so, we'll, uh...
好吧那我们就
How do we decide? Whose bags?
怎么选扔谁的
We'll, we'll shoot for it.
我们猜拳吧
Whoever loses, their bags stay. Right. Yes.
谁输了就扔谁的行李好
Oh, God. Let's split up into couples, okay?
天啊我们分组吧
All right. And you will be a couple with Leon.
好你们跟里昂一组
Okay. Ready? Once, twice, three...
好了吗来三二一
Shoot! Oh.
走喔
Loser! Well, two out of three.
菜鸡三局两胜吧
No. No fucking two out of three. No, we just said
去你♥妈♥的♥三局两胜我们刚刚
the odd man out. Aah, why'd I put two? Two doesn't win.
说过了谁输就淘汰我出二干什么二又赢不了
You don't get a second chance, Larry. It's not the damn playoffs.
你没有第二次机会的拉里这又不是什么季后赛
Aah, shit. Go get your bags and shut up.
妈的去拿你的行李然后乖乖闭嘴
We got to get going, or we'll miss our slot in Cabo.
我们得赶紧出发了不然会来不及