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Curb Your Enthusiasm S10E07

Part 4 Oct. 2, 2020, 11:02 a.m.

Hi. Hello.
你好你好
Benvenuto a Tiato. Oh, grazie.
欢迎光临提雅托哦谢谢
I called earlier. Yes.
我早些时候打过电♥话♥ 是的
I have a reservation. Uh, Larry David.
我定了位拉里大卫
And I requested a table by the window.
我想要一张靠窗的桌子
I'm sorry, but we cannot honor that request.
很抱歉但我们不能满足您的要求
And why is that, may I ask? Uh, because we're all filled up over here.
我能问问为什么吗啊因为靠窗的位子已经满了
I see tables. Yes, those are reserved for a few people.
我看见还有空桌子是的他们已经订给别人了
But I do have a lovely table for you.
但我为您准备了很好的位子
Let me take a guess. Somewhere over there?
让我猜猜是在这边吗？
Uh, yes. I have a wonderful table. Ah.
啊是的我有个绝佳的位子啊
What a wild guess. Yeah. Yes.
我猜的真准是的
Great.
好极了
Shall we?
请吧？
Mr. David. Please. Your table here.
大卫先生您的桌子在这边
Come along.
来吧
Look at this one.
看看这个
What happened here?
这都啥人啊？
Oh. Will you look at this?
哦不忍♥睹视
Oh, my God.
哦我的天啊
Mr. David. Here we are.
大卫先生请入座
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
好的行行好的
Okay. All right. Thanks.
好的好的谢谢
I get it. I get it. Thank you. Thank you.
我懂了我懂了谢谢谢谢
Anything else I can get for you?
还有什么我可以帮到您？
Hey, let me ask you a question. Yeah.
嘿我问你一个问题请说
Why, why did you fire that bathroom attendant?
为什么为什么你把那个洗手间侍者解雇了？
Because he left his post. Okay, you know what?
因为他擅离职守好吧你知道吗？
I asked him to leave. I requested it.
是我让他离开的我要求的
With all due respect, Mr. David, I can't fire you.
恕我直言大卫先生我不能解雇你
But I can fire Harold for not doing his job.
但是我可以解雇哈诺德因为他没做好自己的工作
Oh, yeah. Bravo. Good going.
哦是吧你可真行
Well, benvenuto a Tiato.
好吧欢迎光临提雅托
Benvenuto.
嗯嗯不用欢迎
Thank you. Thank you.
谢谢你谢谢你
Look at this.
瞧瞧这
Look at this.
瞧瞧这
Look where I wound up in my life.
我怎么会沦落到这种境地
In the ugly section.
在丑鬼区
I'm in the ugly section.
我在丑鬼区
You know, my whole life I suspected I was ugly.
你知道我一辈子都怀疑自己很丑
But I never really knew. I never had proof.
但我没有确定我没有证据
And now I have proof. I have proof.
现在我有了证据我有证据了
This is it. This is the proof.
这就是这就是证据
What are you talking about?
你在说什么呢？
How did I wind up here?
我怎会沦落至此？
How did I wind up here!
我怎会沦落至此！
Oh, my God!
哦我的天啊！
How come you don't leave your clubs in the bag room?
你为什么不把球杆放在存包处？
My, my clubs? Yeah.
我的我的球杆？是啊
I take 'em home. Why?
我带回家了为什么？
Because things have been stolen from the, the, the... Stolen?
因为它们曾经被...被偷过被偷？
Wh-wh-what's stolen? That's crazy.
怎么...怎么会被偷呢？太疯狂了
Have you ever heard of one thing being stolen... Yeah, I had a...
你听说过什么被偷... 是的我有...
Never. It's a private club. Let me ask you something.
不可能这是私人俱乐部我问你个问题
Is your putter to specifications?
你的推杆符合规格吗？
Are you out of your mind?
你疯了吗？
I'm asking a question.
我在问你问题
That's the reason why. You know, you know,
原来是这个原因... 你知道你知道
it can't be over 80 degrees. You know that.
它不能超过80度你知道的
I don't know... The angle can't be over 80 degrees.
我不知道... 角度不能超过80度
Look, you're a golf nut.
听着你是个高尔夫白♥痴♥
I've just been playing on a roll lately, and I...
我最近手气比较顺我...
A roll? I paid you $500. Let's be clear about that.
手气顺？我输给你500刀我们得把话说清楚
Look, I don't want anyone to steal my lucky clubs. Let's be clear.
听着我不想任何人偷走我的幸运球杆我们把话说清楚
So I take it home. Well, then let us measure it.
所以我带回家了好啊那让我们量一量
You're not measuring my putter.
你不能量我的推杆
You're just, you're just a b... A sore loser.
你只是你只是输不起
Both of you. Sore losers.
你俩都是输不起
What?
什么？
There she is. Poor woman.
- 她来了 - 可怜的女人
You know, with, uh,
你懂的呃
Carl's passing, the...
现在卡尔去世了...
magical vagina is, is now available.
拥有魔力阴♥道♥的女人现在是单身的了
Normal vagina, I'd wait a year.
一般的女性我可以等一年后上手
But magical vagina, six months.
但是有魔力阴♥道♥的女性最多六个月
I think the dead husband would, would approve
我相信这位死去的丈夫会支持
any of us because he, he liked us. Without a doubt.
- 我们中的任何一个的他喜欢我们 - 毋庸置疑
We were friends. You gotta be pretty curious, though, don't you.
我们曾是朋友啊说真的你一定很好奇不是么
All right, I'm slightly curious.
好吧我有一丢丢好奇
My interest is piqued.
我被勾起了兴趣
Maybe I'll go pay my respects. What are you, nuts?
- 也许我应该去表达我的敬意 - 你是个什么？疯子？
Oh, come on. You can't do that. Now?
- 哦拜托你别这么干 - 现在？
What are you talking about? Where are you going?
- 你在说什么？ - 你要去哪里？
Not, not, not... I said six months to a year.
不不不是我说的是六个月到一年
What the hell is he... Is he crazy?
- 他到底... - 他疯了么？
Look at him. Oh, my God. Hi.
- 看看他哦我的天 - 嗨
Hi, Larry. Hi.
- 嗨拉里 - 嗨
Thank you so much for coming. Of course. Of course. I'm so sorry.
- 十分感谢你的出席 - 当然当然我很抱歉
Carl would be so happy to see so many of his friends. Yeah.
- 卡尔见到这么多他的朋友会很欣慰的 - 是啊
Especially his golf friends here. Yeah. Yeah.
- 尤其是他的高尔夫球友 - 是啊是啊
I'm so thrown by this.
我真是受到刺♥激♥很大
I really am. I just...
我真的是我只是...
You were all playing golf together, right?
你们曾一起打过高尔夫球对吧？
Yeah. Did he seem different to you, or...?
- 是啊 - 你觉得他最近有不一样吗或者...？
Yeah.
是啊
Was he agitated about anything? Yeah, he was...
- 他有没有对什么仓皇不安？ - 是啊他...
very upset about the Jets.
对喷气机队非常生气
The fucking Jets. Yeah. I know.
- 该死的喷气机队 - 是啊我知道
He loved them so much, and all they did was disappoint. Yes, I know. I know.
- 他非常爱这个队但他们所做的一切都令人失望 - 是的我知道我懂
We all do. We all do, and that's, that's what happens, but...
我们都一样都生气但情况就那么个情况可是...
to take it to this level, I mean, it's just...
上升到自杀这样的层次我觉得真的有点...
The Jets ruined our marriage.
这喷气机队毁了我们的婚姻
I couldn't stand to be around him.
我变得无法忍♥受他在我身边
Everything was about the Jets.
这一切都与喷气机队相关
We had to paint our room green.
我们必须要把房♥间刷成绿色
One night, he just woke up and yelled, "Watson!"
一天晚上他醒了然后大喊"沃森"
What is that? Is that a Sherlock Holmes reference or something?
那是什么？是福尔摩斯中的角色吗？
No, I think that's a reference to Deshaun Watson,
不我想那指的是德尚沃森
who the Jets passed on drafting
喷气机初选的时候拒绝了他
in 2017.
在2017年的时候
That's what I think that is.
我是这么想的
So Carl...
所以卡尔...
is just another loss on their record.
只是他们造成的又一个悲剧
I don't think it's the first person they've done that to. No.
- 我觉得还有很多卡尔这样的受害者 - 我也觉得
I really like the handles on the coffin.
我真的很喜欢这个棺材上的把手
Do you know where you got those, by any chance?
也许你知道在哪里能找到这种的？
No, Larry, I don't know where I got them.
不拉里我不知道我在哪里找到的这种把手
They came with, with the casket. Uhhuh.
- 它们是跟随棺材一体的 - 啊哈
I'll tell you why I'm asking. Because I'm opening up a coffee place.
我给你说我为什么这么问因为我要开一家咖啡店
Oh, you are? Yeah. Latte Larry's.
- 哦名字是？ - 嗯拉家拿铁
What a cute name. Oh, well, you know.
- 多么可爱的名字 - 哦好的你懂
Larry, that's cute. Yeah, I picked it out. Yeah.
- 拉里这太可爱了 - 是啊我想出来的
But anyway, uh, you know, for the cabinets... Mm.
- 但是无论如何呃你知道对于橱柜... - 嗯
I've been looking for handles.
我一直在配把手
Can't seem to find ones that I like,
我没有找到我喜欢的
but I really like those on the coffin.
但我真的很喜欢棺材上的那些把手
Oh. Okay.
哦好的
So if you can somehow...
所以如果你能...
call the person who sold you the coffin,
找到卖♥♥棺材的人