消消气（2000）

Curb Your Enthusiasm S10E04

Part 6 Oct. 2, 2020, 11:01 a.m.

Well? Find anything?
怎样有吗
I'm sorry to say...
很抱歉
I did not. The mission was not successful. Hmm.
我没找到任务失败了哼
Nobody brought an extra tooth... Why do you smell minty?
没人多带牙刷为什么你一股薄荷味
I'm minty? You brushed your teeth!
薄荷味你刷过牙了
Oh.
哦
I used my finger.
我用的手指
Finger? You used your... Yeah, Cheryl gave me some toothpaste, and...
手指你用你的… 对谢丽儿给了我一点牙膏然后
This does not smell like a minty finger.
你的手指没薄荷味
I used Tom's. There's no discernible odor.
我用的汤姆牌牙膏无味版
Okay. Are you hiding a toothbrush from me? I'm not... No, of cour...
好吧你是不是自己藏了支牙刷？我没没当然…
What's that?
那是什么？
Uh, it was probably here
呃可能我们来的时候
when we got here. That stain?
它就已经在这儿了那块污渍？
Not a great room, like you said.
这房♥间不行你说的对
Chocolate.
巧克力
I guess.
大概
Well, well.
哦哦
Look what we have here.
瞧瞧我们有什么
Busted. Toblerone?
被发现了三角巧克力
This is not like five M&M's.
这可不是五颗M&M豆
This is like a cudgel, this thing.
这和棍子一样长了这一条
It's, it's actually very small.
它它实际上很小的
In weight, it's not really that big.
算实际重量没那么多的
All right. Well, you know what? I have to call the front desk,
行吧我要给前台打电♥话♥
and tell them about the stain. No, you don't.
告诉他们这块污渍不别打
Of course I do.
我当然要打
Hey, this is Larry David in room 462.
嘿我是462房♥的拉里大卫
I, uh, I just wanted to inform you that, uh, we
我呃有个事要告诉你呃我们
inadvertently stained the couch with some chocolate. So...
不小心把巧克力蹭在沙发上了
Well, yeah. You're very welcome.
嗯对不客气
Okay. Buenos noches.
好晚安
You did the right thing. I feel good.
你做的对我感觉很好
I feel good. I'm glad.
我感觉很好我为你高兴
Well.
那么
Shall we proceed with the tawdry business?
我们要在这破地方继续吗
Yes.
当然
Hi. Hi, Mr. David. Um...
嗨嗨大卫先生呃…
I was wondering if you could tell me, is there a place in town
请问你能不能告诉我城里哪儿能
where I could get clothes
哪儿能买♥♥到衣服
for a wedding, for a man and a woman?
在婚礼上穿的男女款都有的？
Also, regular clothes, as well?
同时还卖♥♥普通的衣服的
Yes, yes, of course, sir. There is a great little boutique store,
好的好的当然先生这儿有一家很棒的小精品店
uh, downtown, in the Plaza de Manuel.
在城中心曼努埃尔广场
Thanks so much. Oh, no, of course. And a bonus.
非常感谢噢小事一桩还有一个好事儿
They have a little carnival today.
今天他们那里有场小型嘉年华
That could be interesting, huh? Check it out.
会很有意思吧哈？去瞧瞧吧
Will do. Of course. Oh, and Mr. David?
安排上了好的噢还有大卫先生？
Housekeeping called, and they took care of that stain no problem, for you.
客房♥部打来电♥话♥ 说污渍问题已经帮您解决了
Very good, very good. I'm glad I called. See that. Of course.
非常好非常好我很高兴反应了这事儿解决了吧是的
It's already charged to your bill, so you don't have to worry about it.
费用已经从您账单里扣除了您不必担心
What? What do you... What'd you say?
什么？你说什么…？
It's all taken care of.
一切都妥善地安排好了
Did you say they...
你是说…
You said they put it on my bill?
你是说他们划我账上了？
Yes. They, uh, charged it to the room. What?
是的他们呃划到房♥间上什么？
How much am I being charged? Uh, $250.
收费多少钱啊？呃 250 美元
Are you out of your mind? I called you up.
疯了吧？我给你打电♥话♥
I told you about the stain. Yes, sir. We thank you.
我跟你讲了污渍的事儿是的先生我们非常感谢您
You thank me? How are you thanking me?
你感谢我？你怎么感谢我的？
By charging me $250? That's not thanking.
收我 250 美元吗？这可不是感谢吧
No, we're fixing it for you. What do I care if your couch is fixed?
不我们为您摆平了那个问题你家的沙发我管你摆不摆平啊？
Suppose I walked in the room and saw the stain on the couch
设想一下我走进房♥间然后在沙发上看到一块污渍
and called you up and said, "There's a stain on the couch?"
然后打电♥话♥给你说"沙发上这块是污渍吗？"
Would you charge me? No.
你会向我收费吗？不会
Don't you see what's wrong here?
所以你看见其中的矛盾了吗？
You're punishing me for being honest.
你们惩罚了我的诚实
I didn't have to tell you. You shouldn't have.
我没必要告诉你们的吧您没必要
I don't give a shit about the couch. What do you think about that?
我根本不鸟这个沙发你懂我意思吗？
I don't care if you fix it or not!
我也不在乎你们摆平不摆平！
I'm never going back to this hotel. Please. Come back.
我再不会光临这家酒店了请您再次光临
I'm never coming back here again. Oh, but you're welcome to.
我再也不会来了噢但我们欢迎您来
Where's that store? Oh, it's downtown, Plaza de Manuel.
商店在哪儿？噢在城中心曼努埃尔广场
And the carnival? Same place.
嘉年华呢？一个地方
Is it fun? It's fun.
好玩吗？很好玩
Thank you. You're welcome.
谢谢你了不客气
Hey. Is everything okay?
嘿一切可好？
Hey, mind your own business, Mickey.
嘿管好你自己吧米基
I see you met my friend Larry. Good guy.
你见到了我的朋友拉里是个好人
Ah, buenos dias.
啊哈早安
Oh, no. Buenos dias.
噢不早安
Whoa-ho, pancakes. Livin' it up, huh?
哦嚯烤薄饼好逍遥啊哈？
And berries? Oh, look at the raspberry. May I? Oh.
还有莓子？噢瞧瞧这覆盆子我能来一个吗？噢
Um, we're actually in the middle of, um... Oh.
呃实际上我们现在正呃… 噢
Breakfast, and... Yeah.
早饭吃了一半然后… 好啊
I'm just gonna have a raspberry.
我就尝一个覆盆子
Always a gamble.
永远是拼运气
There's always a possibility of mold.
永远可能吃到发霉的那个
You got to really inspect 'em.
你可得好好检查一下
You need like a jeweler's loupe. Yeah, Larry.
你需要拿个珠宝商的放大镜好吧拉里
Okay. Put a raspberry under a jeweler's loupe.
好吧把这颗覆盆子放在珠宝商的放大镜下
Check for mold. But if they're good... Okay.
看看它的霉斑但如果没有霉… 好吧
They're worth it.
那就值了
I don't bite 'em. Do you bite a raspberry?
我不嚼它你会嚼覆盆子吗？
Sometimes it gets stuck in your teeth. What do you do then?
有时候会卡在你牙里你怎么办？
What do you do then? Exactly.
怎么办？那可是
Go borrow somebody's toothbrush, maybe?
去找某人借牙刷吗？
Hey.
嘿
Will you be joining us on the way back on the plane?
你会在和我们一起回程吗？
Yeah. Well, in that case, I'm gonna need your weight.
会的噢这样的话我得知道你的体重
I'm, I'm not telling you my weight. No.
我我不会告诉你我的体重的不行
You're not telling me your weight? No. I don't do that.
你不告诉我你的体重？不我不那么做
You're disrespecting the captain?
你不尊重机长是吗？
I am not disrespecting the captain.
我没有不尊重机长
You're disrespecting the captain. I'm not telling you my weight.
你就是不尊重机长我不会告诉你我的体重的
I don't think you understand.
我觉得你们就是不明白
This is not your grandmother
这不是你们奶奶
giving you some instructions or something.
给你的什么指示
This is a captain.
这可是机长
I'm not telling you my weight. Okay.
我不会告诉你我的体重的行吧
Will you be...
那你打算…
chipping in?
平摊费用吗？
I'm sure you don't want to be considered a... schnorrer.
我想着你是不想被看作是个… 乞丐吧
Yeah, my understanding was this was couples, babe.
呃我的理解是我们是一对的亲爱的
Right? Yes. I paid for us as a couple.
是吗？是的我付的一对的钱
And I've already paid. Yeah. It's a couple thing.
而且我已经付过钱了是的这是一对的事儿
And we're a couple, Larry.
我们是一对拉里
Okay.
行吧
Are you gonna eat that croissant? Yeah.
你们要吃那个可颂吗？是的
We are. All right.
我们要吃好嘞
I'll guess your weights. Okay? Please. Okay. Thank you.
我猜猜你多重可以吧？请便可以谢谢你
Good morning.
早上好啊
Hi, Lar. Hey.
嗨拉儿嘿
Hey.
嘿
Don't give me any grief on this.
别为这事儿找我麻烦
Okay? I just got an email from the captain.
好吗？我就是刚收到机长的邮件
And, uh, he wants, he wants
就是呃他想他想知道
the weights for the flight back.
回程时的重量
No, you mean the pilot.
不你指的是飞行员
Okay. This is neither here nor there. We need weights.
行吧是这是那都不重要我们需要知道体重