消消气（2000）

Curb Your Enthusiasm S10E04

Part 5 Oct. 2, 2020, 11:01 a.m.

Fuck that red light!
去他妈的红灯！
Come in. It's open.
进来吧门开着
Turn down the alley! Turn down the fuckin' alley!
拐到巷子里！拐到他妈巷子里！
Goddamn!
我♥操♥！
How'd you get a room like this? You're not even going to the wedding.
你怎么弄到这么好的房♥间？你都不参加婚礼
I told 'em I was handicapped.
我告诉他们我是残疾人
So what do you mean? They give you a bigger room
你什么意思？他们给你更大的房♥间
just 'cause you say you're handicapped?
就因为你说你是残疾人？
Fuck, yeah. They believed you?
操可不吗他们相信你了？
If they ask too many questions,
如果他们问太多问题
then I throw a limp on their ass.
我就摆一瘸一拐的样子
They feel sorry for you.
他们就会同情你
You've got all the tricks, don't you?
你花招可真不少是吧？
Let me ask you a question. Yeah.
我问你个问题嗯
Do you think the maid is gonna charge me
你认为那个女佣刚才给我做的按♥摩♥
for the massage she gave me?
会收我费吗？
You know, I don't want that shit to show up on the fuckin' bill.
你懂的我不想让那出现在账单上
You know what I mean? 'Cause she didn't mention it.
你懂我意思吧？因为她没提
The maid gave you a massage? Fuck yeah, she did.
女佣给你做了个按♥摩♥？可不是吗
Here's a stupid question. Do you have, uh, an extra toothbrush, by any chance?
问你个蠢问题你会不会有一支多余的牙刷？
Who the fuck travels with two toothbrushes and shit? Yeah, okay.
谁他妈出门还带两支牙刷啊？好行吧
Good luck looking for that shit. Okay.
祝你好运能找到那破玩意好
Oh, que pasa, Larry? What?
哦怎么了拉里什么
Oh, my God.
哦我的天啊
Are you kidding?
开玩笑的吧
Are you kidding me? Eh, not bad, huh?
你在逗我吗呃还不错是吧
Not... This is unbelievable!
何止简直难以置信
How's your room?
你房♥间怎样
It stinks. Yes! No.
烂透了对不会吧
It's supposed to be great. It's not great.
应该是个很好的房♥间啊它不好
I said to you guys, "The rooms are great. You're gonna love 'em."
我那时这么跟你们说的 "房♥间超棒你们肯定会喜欢的"
Yeah, I know, I know. But my room's not great at all. Oh!
是啊我知道但我的房♥间一点都不好哎哟
Everybody's got a better room. I'm gonna talk to somebody. That's bullshit.
所有人的房♥间都比我好我要找他们谈谈了这太扯了
So, what, you just think this is some kind of, uh,
所以怎么你认为这只是某种巧合
accident that I have a bad room?
我运气差分到个烂房♥间？
No. Come on, Larry. Come on.
啊不是吧拉里别开玩笑
Don't get like that. Mickey? What's... What's going on?
别这样想米基怎么了什么事
Oh, hey. Hey, Sasha. Congratulations.
哦嘿萨沙祝贺你们
It's late.
很晚了
She's not wrong.
她说的是
Yeah, it's... It is late. Um...
对呃是晚了嗯
Do you happen to have an extra toothbrush, by any chance?
你们有没有碰巧有个多余的牙刷
We do have an extra toothbrush.
我们的确有多带一个
You have an extra toothbrush! Fantastic!
你有多一个牙刷哇哦
I can't believe it. That's so great! I'm sorry, I misspoke.
不敢相信太好了对不起我没说清楚
It's for us. Wh... Wh...
那是我们急用的什…哈…
What do you mean? I have an emergency.
你啥意思我有急用
It's an emergency. I don't have a toothbrush.
这就是紧急情况我没有牙刷
But that's your emergency.
但那是你的紧急情况
This is for... in case we have an emergency.
这个牙刷是我们带着以备不时之需的
You're not gonna have an emergency. What makes you think
你才不会有什么不时之需为什么你觉得
you're gonna have a toothbrush emergency? Look at you.
会碰到需要牙刷的紧急情况啊你不就是吗
You're having an emergency right now. Mine's a fluke.
你现在就碰上了啊我是碰巧
It's a fluke emergency! This whole thing makes me nervous, Larry.
这是个意外的紧急情况这整个旅程都让我有点紧张拉里
It's a fluke emergency. A toothbrush emergency,
这完全是运气问题这种牙刷紧急事件
it's one in a million! You're probably right.
百万分之一的概率也许你说对了
I won't have a toothbrush emergency.
我不会碰上牙刷的紧急情况
And you know why I know that?
你知道我为怎么确定的吗
Because I have a goddamn extra toothbrush.
因为我他妈带了个备用的
Anyway, come on, Larry.
别闹了拉里
Hey. There's a toothbrush... No, no, no, no, no.
嘿这儿有个牙刷不不不不不
Don't. Don't... It's not for you. Don't even look at it.
别别动它不是给你的你看都别看
Larry?
拉里
What are you doing here? Wait. What? What is this?
你在这里干什么什么这什么情况
What are you doing? Oh, my...
你干什么哦天
It's a suite. You have a suite. Yeah.
这是个套间对
It's unbelievable. You don't have a suite?
不敢相信你的不是套间？
I've got a little box.
我只有个小盒子
Everybody has a better room than me.
所有人的房♥间都比我好
What are you doing here? Everybody.
你来干嘛所有人
I was wondering if perhaps you had...
我就是好奇你有没有
an extra toothbrush?
多个牙刷
Mm, I don't. Sorry. Aah, God.
唔没有抱歉啊哈天呢
Can I use yours? No.
我能用你的吗不行
Why? It's gross.
为什么太恶心了
We were married. I've used your toothbrush before.
我们做过夫妻我以前就用过你的牙刷
You've used mine. That was so long ago.
你用过我的牙刷很久很久以前了
Same mouth, the mouth is the same.
这和那时的是同一张嘴嘴没变
I'd rather not.
还是算了吧
Look at the esteem that I hold your mouth in.
瞧瞧我对你的嘴有多信任
It's a compliment. Yes. Is it?
这是我对你的赞美没错是吗
I wouldn't use anybody else's toothbrush
我不想和世界上任何一个人
in the entire world. Nobody's. Okay.
共用牙刷任何人嗯哼
Except yours. Please. Be fast.
除了你拜托你快点
Do it and go. Okay. You know, you're supposed to brush for two minutes,
用了就走好的你知道刷牙应该刷满两分钟
but I'm, I'm gonna shorten it just, just for you.
但我我会缩短时间为了你
Thank you. I'll take the floss to go.
谢了我就把牙线带走用了
Oh, my God. Look at you. Ted!
哦天啊瞧瞧你特德
I thought you weren't coming. I know, I know. I know.
我以为你不来呢我懂我懂我懂
I told 'em I had to be here. I didn't want you to be down here by yourself.
我跟他们说我一定得来我可不想你在这儿孤单一人
I'm sorry. I have to go to the bathroom. I'll be back. Oh, no wait. Wait, wait.
对不起我得用下卫生间稍后就回哦不等等等下等下
No, wait, wait. Ted.
不等下等下特德
Well...
呃…
What are you doing? What? Fuck. What's going on, man?
你在干啥呢怎么了操这什么情况兄弟
Noth... Nothing's going on. Nothing's going on.
没没情况什么都没有
Nothing's going on, okay? This is so stupid.
没有什么事好么太蠢了
I didn't have a toothbrush.
我没有牙刷
Right. And she was kind enough to let me use her toothbrush.
嗯她好心让我用她的
Yeah, he... So why didn't you take the toothbrush back to your room?
对他… 那你为什么不把牙刷带回你房♥间用
Why are you in my bathroom?
为什么要在我的厕所里用
I was here... That's my toothbrush.
我在这是… 那是我的牙刷
Yeah, it was her toothbrush, so I couldn't do that. Come on.
对我用她的牙刷所以我不能带回去理解一下
You gonna throw that away?
你要把那牙刷扔了吗
I mean, if you don't want it, I'll take it.
我说如果你不想要了我
I mean, I'm happy to take it. Okay, well,
我是说我很愿意拿走行吧那
why don't you go? Do me a favor. Just go.
你为什么不走呢帮我个忙快走吧
I had a 48-year toothbrushing streak.
我保持了48年的刷牙纪录
I couldn't let it fall by the wayside.
我不能让它半途而废
Go. Please. Okay. Okay.
走吧拜托好吧好吧
If Cal Ripkin was missing his spikes
如果小卡尔瑞普肯在一次比赛里
for one game, you think he wouldn't borrow a pair of spikes,
丢了钉鞋你觉得他不会借一双鞋
to keep the streak going? I don't even know what you're talking about.
继续他的纪录吗？我甚至不知道你在说什么
Cal Ripkin. He has the longest of the... streaks. Larry, please. Just go.
卡尔瑞普肯他有最久的…纪录拉里求你了闭嘴走人
He said that I was the only one
他说我是唯一一个
he felt comfortable... Okay, Larry.
他愿意…够了拉里
This is ridiculous. You got to go. Yeah. Okay.
太荒唐了你马上走嗯好的
Now this is clean, right? Yeah. Okay.
现在干净了对吧嗯行
What should I do with this? Who cares? Just put it down on the floor.
这个我怎么办无所谓放地上吧
The floor? I don't know. You know, you make the maid bend down like that. It's...
地上我不确定你知道你让女仆这么弯下腰去这…
Sometimes they like it if you throw it in the tub.
有时她们希望你扔到浴缸里
Larry, it doesn't matter.
拉里无所谓的
All right. Yeah. Throw it in the bathtub.
行吧嗯扔到浴缸里
Well, go. You know what? I'm gonna...
好了走吧你看我要…
Hey, hey, hey! Oh, my God.
喂喂喂哦天啊
Get out of my bathroom. Yeah. I'm going.
滚出我的卫生间嗯我就走
Go, go, go. Leave it.
走走走别管了
Okay. Yeah. Um...
好吧嗯
Y-y-you mentioned something earlier about floss.
你你之前说到什么牙线
Okay. Oh, God.
行吧老天啊
I'm so sorry.
真的很抱歉