消消气（2000）

Curb Your Enthusiasm S10E05

Part 7 Oct. 2, 2020, 11:01 a.m.

You said you were going to deflate it.
你说你要放掉它的气的
You know what? I didn't get around to it. I'll...
你猜啥？我是没抽出空来我会...
Slipped my mind. Slipped your mind.
忘了这事忘了这事
It was there, then the shit was gone. You know what I think?
本来记得转眼就忘了你知道我怎么想吗？
I think you gave it a name. You're keeping it around the house.
我觉得你给它起了名字把她留在房♥子里
You can't get rid of this thing. You're fuckin' her, aren't you?
你没法扔掉她你是在上她不是吗？
I'm not gonna sit here and let you do this shit to me right now.
我才不会坐这听你满嘴胡说呢
Oh, you're not? No, I'm not.
哦你不吗？我才不呢
Okay. Well, you know what?
好你知道吗？
Say goodbye to her, 'cause I'm deflating her right now.
和她说再见吧因为我现在就要把她的气放掉
Fuck you, Larry. Fuck you, Leon.
操你拉里操你里昂
Fuck you, Larry.
操你拉里
Be good, Sherry.
雪莉再见了
Mr. Larry!
拉里先生！
I found your jack...
我找到你的夹克了...
Asco!
太恶心了！
No. No. Basta! Oh!
不不我受够了！哦！
Eres un pervertido. No, no, no!
你是个变♥态♥ 不我不是！
I quit! You're worse than Miss Susie!
我辞职了！你比苏西小姐还糟糕！
No, I'm just deflating her!
不我只是在给她放气！
No! Wait! No!
不！等等！不!
Oh, my God!
哦天啊！
Larry.
拉里
Oh, God.
哦天啊
God.
老天
Haha. So, here's to the play.
哈哈这杯敬这部演出
Yes! Kon Tiki.
好！康提基号♥
Cheers. Cheers. Fantastic.
干杯干杯太棒了
Kon Tiki. Cheers.
康提基号♥ 干杯
God, that was just...
天那可真是...
Hey, do me a favor.
嘿帮我个忙
Just the one line from the review.
读一条评论吧
Oh, no. Read it! Yes!
哦算了读啊！必须的！
Come on, man. You should be proud!
快点老兄你应该自豪的！
Want to hear it in your beautiful, dulcet tones.
想听你用动人悦耳的声音读出来
Okay, here we go. It says,
好吧就这句上面说
"Clive Owen's portrayal of Thor Heyerdahl
"克莱夫欧文对托尔海耶达尔的演绎
"is as nuanced, varied, and moving
"就如同他曾航行过的汪♥洋♥一般
as the ocean he traversed."
"细微多变和动人"
Oh. Fuck, yes!
哦太他妈棒了！
Fuck yes! So good!
太他妈棒了！太棒了！
Thank you, honestly.
谢谢你真心的
Thank you for making it all happen.
谢谢你促成这一切
I've had the best time, honestly. I've had the best time.
让我这次很开心真的我也很开心
Best reviews I've ever had.
是我收到过的最棒的评论
And also, you know,
而且你们知道的
it's introduced me to the most
也让我认识了世界上最
beautiful, amazing woman.
美丽动人的女人
Thank you, Clive.
谢谢你克莱夫
Have some more.
再喝点
Mm. Oh, sweetie, actually, no. I have to go to work.
嗯哦宝贝我不喝了要去工作了
Oh, you're leaving so soon? Oh, my God.
哦你这么快就走了吗？哦天啊
I've been so consumed,
我过得太忙了
I haven't even asked you what you do.
我还没问过你是做什么工作的
I'm a professional crier.
我是个职业哭手
Bye, baby. Bye, guys.
再见宝贝再见大伙
Thank you for everything. Bye, Carol.
谢谢招待！再见卡罗尔
Carol.
卡罗尔
Hey, baby. A professional crier. What the fuck is that?
嘿宝贝职业哭手那他妈是什么？
I get paid to go to, you know, TV shows, commercials.
人们付钱让我去哭电视剧广♥告♥
Funerals sometimes. You get paid to go to funerals and cry?
有时去葬礼上有人付钱叫你去葬礼上哭？
Yeah, it's my job. It's what I do. Sometimes... The play.
对这是我的工作我就做这个有时... 我的演出
When you were crying in the play, was that, was that a job or was that real?
你在看演出时哭那是那是工作还是真心的？
No. No, it was real. I mean, it was 10% more,
不不那是真心的我是说更多一成
because that's what I'm paid, but I would have cried... Did somebody pay you?
因为给我付了钱但我本来也会哭... 有人给你付钱了吗？
It was... Did Jeff pay you?
那是... 是杰夫付你钱的吗？
No. Honestly, I'm not gonna have... So all of this is fake.
不说真的我不会... 所以这一切都是假的
None of this has been real.
这些都不是真的
No, no, it isn't fake, actually, Clive.
不不这不是假的克莱夫
Isn't it? Yes, okay, it is fake!
不是吗？行好吧都是假的！
Is that what you want to hear? It's fake!
你就想听这个是吧？都是假的！
You... Don't go!
你...别走！
Get... Leave my...
松...别碰...
Carol, no! Carol!
卡罗尔不！卡罗尔！
Enjoy.
好好享受
Stay off the Internet.
不要上网
Leon! Leon! Where are you?!
里昂！里昂！你在哪？！
I'm back here! Look what I got!
我在这呢！看我拿到了什么！
We're gonna have some fun!
我们要好好开心一下了！
I'm having a surprise party for Jeff for his birthday.
我要给杰夫的生日办一场惊喜派对
People hate surprise parties. No, no, no, no.
大家都讨厌惊喜派对不不不
That's fun? That's fun? Yes.
你觉得有意思？有意思吗？对
Nobody's doing...
没人要...
Why did you pass me?
你为什么越过我？
Did you hear footsteps behind you?
你听到身后的脚步声了吗？
I heard footsteps and then, whoosh! Right past me.
我听到脚步然后一阵风似的就过去了
You should've moved over to the right to let me pass.
你应该往右挪让我过去
You should've given me one of these.
你应该给我一个过的手势
He's here! Surprise!
他到了！惊喜！