消消气（2000）

Curb Your Enthusiasm S10E03

Part 5 Oct. 2, 2020, 11 a.m.

It's not exactly what I meant,
这跟我说的不是一♥码♥事
but you know it's a cause that I really believe in
但是你知道我全心相信女权
and I'm really passionate about, so I'm happy to hear that you are, too.
我也对它充满热情所以我很高兴得知你也在积极参与
Oh, yes, of course.
哦是当然
But anyway, so I... Did you do a doodle?
不过呢我…诶你画涂鸦了吗
Uh, yes, I did. Yes, I did. I didn't... I didn't see...
呃有我画了嗯我画过了我没…我没看见…
No, it's not on the wall. It's not on the wall.
不没挂到墙上我的画没挂上去
I notice your doodle is on the wall. Yes. Yes. Do you like it?
我看到你画的涂鸦了哦对你觉得怎样
I like it. I think it's very well done. How long did it take you to do that?
很不错我觉得画的很好你画这么一张用了多久
I mean, maybe twenty minutes. Half, half an hour.
我估计可能二十分钟半个小时左右吧
Half an hour? I didn't time it.
半小时我没掐表
Yeah, but that's not a doodle. That is not a doodle.
啊但这不是涂鸦绝对不算涂鸦
It's a doodle. They're all doodles. No, it's not a doodle.
这就是涂鸦这些都是涂鸦不这不是涂鸦
Yeah, this is like the Louvre. I mean, come on. You know what?
就这种这都可以进卢浮宫了我说真的哎你说
What was yours like?
你的涂鸦像什么
It was open to interpretation. Oh, abstract.
你可以自♥由♥解读哦抽象派
That's the beauty of a doodle. You don't know what it is.
这就是涂鸦的魅力你不知道它代表了什么
Okay, did you put any effort into it?
行吧你有下任何功夫吗？
I put the same amount of effort I put into the doodle
我这次涂鸦下的功夫
as I would if I was talking on the phone, doodling, which is to say none.
和我边打电♥话♥边涂鸦时下的功夫一样多也就是没下功夫
Larry, Larry, if you don't put effort into it,
拉里拉里如果你不下功夫
I'm sorry to say this, it smacks of kind of a white male privilege.
我很抱歉但我要告诉你这大概就是男性白人的特权
You know, that you don't have to put any effort into anything.
你知道对任何事都可以随心所欲
You could get away with anything because you're a white man, right?
因为你是个男性白人不管你怎么做最后都没关系对吧
Oh, that's just... That's just nonsense.
哦你这话…完全是胡说
Well, then, why didn't you put effort into it?
好啊既然这样你为什么不下功夫呢
I'm the only one who followed instructions out of everybody...
我是所有人里唯一一个听从指示的
There's no doodles here. They're all doodles, in fact.
这里没有涂鸦事实上这些全是涂鸦
None of them are doodles.
哪一幅都不像涂鸦
Passionate doodles, because we care about this cause and you don't.
用心画的涂鸦因为我们真心在乎我们做的事但你不在乎
Oh, I don't care about the cause? No, I don't think you do.
哦我不在乎这件事是我认为你不在乎
Oh, I don't? I don't, huh? What is that?
哦我不在乎不在乎呵看这是什么
What is that? A doodle?
什么涂鸦吗
That's a speech that I'll be giving that you'll be listening to
这是接下来我要说的你也会听的演讲稿
and apologizing to me later for ever talking to me like this.
到时候记得为你现在的态度来向我道歉吧
I don't think so. Who wrote that? Your assistant?
再说吧这是谁写的你的助理？
I wrote it. And it took a lot less time than it took for you to do that painting
我写的而且我花的时间比你画画用的少多了
I can tell you that.
我就告诉你了
Ladies and gentlemen, Laverne Cox.
女士们先生们有请拉弗恩考克斯
Good afternoon. My name is Laverne Cox,
下午好我是拉弗恩考克斯
and I am so honored to be here with each and every one of you,
我非常荣幸能与各位共聚一堂
and to welcome you on behalf of Survivors United.
我代表幸存者联合会向你们表示欢迎
Now, I know these events can be triggering,
是的我明白这些事可能触发痛苦
but I want to remind you that you are more than your pain.
但我想提醒各位你拥有的不是只有伤痛
I want to remind you that you are more than what happened to you.
我希望你能记住你不仅仅是一个受害者
Our first speaker, you know him
我们的第一位演讲者大家都熟悉的
as the co-creator of the legendary sitcom Seinfeld.
经典喜剧《宋飞正传》的创作人之一
Please join me in welcoming Larry David.
和我一起欢迎拉里大卫
Oh, this is so nice of you.
哦你太客气了
Thank you. Thank you so much.
谢谢非常感谢
Ah, stop it.
啊可以了啦
Oh, no, to you. To you. You're the heroes. You're the heroes.
哦不用谢谢你谢谢你们你们才是英雄你们才是
Asshole!
傻♥逼♥
What are you doing? No, she has a cold!
你什么意思不是她感冒了
What is wrong with you? She has a cold!
你什么毛病啊她感冒了
You're such a disgrace! Why would you even come here?
你真恶心你到底来干嘛的
She has... Should've told 'em you have a cold!
她得了…应该告诉你们她感冒了
Asshole! You need to go home!
混♥蛋♥ 滚回家吧
Well, what was I supposed to do? She had a cold.
那你说我该怎样她感冒了
Oh, god, Larry, she had a cold? Yeah.
哦天啊拉里她感冒了？是啊
She had a cold. What if she didn't have a cold?
她感冒了万一她没感冒呢？
Oh, well...
哦那就…
You're supposed to kiss her. It's a social nicety.
你应该和她贴面礼这是社交礼仪
No, I... You know, I...
不我…你知道我…
All right. Now we gotta walk this ba... I mean, Larry, the optics were terrible.
好了现在我们就得谈... 我说拉里啊这对舆♥论♥太不利了
This was the way out, do you understand that?
那本是解决问题的最好机会你懂吗
This was supposed to be the olive branch.
那本来可以代表我们有意示好的
Okay. Okay, okay. I'll make out with Laverne Cox on national television.
好吧好吧好吧我去和拉弗恩考克斯在电视上公开亲热
I'll have a make-out session with her.
我会和她来一个亲热时间
No, forget that. How about a nice hug.
不不如这样一个甜蜜的拥抱怎么样
I'll give her a hug. You know?
我可以拥抱她的你知道吧
All right. We'll spitball. But let me set up the meeting, okay?
好吧我们再谈吧不过让我来安排会面行吗
I'll slow dance with her. Okay.
我还可以和她跳支慢舞嗯哼
More of an old-fashioned dance, not, you know...
像那种老派的暧昧不是那种你懂的…
Don't come up with any more ideas. Okay?
不要再乱出主意了好吗？
Our problem is that Alice does not feel
我们的问题是爱丽丝觉得
that what happened was a good faith fulfillment agreement.
这次发生的事情是对你们协议的恶意违反
Alice, Alice, Alice, Alice. Oh, I'm so sick of this woman!
爱丽丝爱丽丝爱丽丝爱丽丝哦我受够这个女人了
So, she is now seeking... I'm so sick of her!
所以她现在在寻找我真烦死她了
She is now seeking a personal settlement
她在寻找一个私人和解办法
on top of the original donation and speech.
在原先的捐款和演讲基础上
I felt sorry for her! That's why I hi...
我同情她所以才
What are you doing? You're writing down again? Are you kidding?
你在干什么你又在写数字吗？逗我吗？
Oh, get the fuck out of here! That's insane!
哦给我滚这真是疯了
Well, that's the price of buying back your legacy, my friend.
听好这就是赎回你名声的代价老兄
Wait, wait, I got an idea.
等等等等我想到了
Remember that old John Lennon / Yoko Ono album
还记得约翰列侬和小野洋子的的那张老专辑吗
where they're in bed together, the bed-in?
他们一起躺在床上的那个床上和平行动
Whatever that was? I'll be in bed with Laverne Cox.
管他是什么我要和拉弗恩考克斯床上和平
We get a picture, you know.
我们拍个照片怎样
How about this? I think there is one last glimmer of hope,
听着我觉得还有最后一丝希望
if we're lucky enough to execute it,
如果我们运气好能说成的话
and that is to sit down face to face one last time,
就面对面坐下来最后谈一次
if they will have it, with Alice and her attorneys,
如果她们愿意接受让爱丽丝还有她的律师一起
and explain that what happened was a legitimate misunderstanding.
向她们解释发生的是正当的误会
You know what? I think you should put me on the phone with that attorney.
你知道吗我觉得你应该让我和她的律师通话
Black women really like me.
黑人女性真的很喜欢我
Let me set up the meeting, and then we'll go from there.
让我来安排会面接下来的再说
You okay with that? Yeah, I mean, sure.
你没问题吗没我是说当然好啊
Good.
很好
Oh, have an apple. What?
哦来个苹果什么
Yeah. Maybe I overreacted last time. Have one.
哎也许上次我反应过度了你拿一个吧
Wow! Very proud of you! You are making progress.
哇我真为你骄傲你有进步了
Larry, no, no, no...
拉里不不不
What the fuck? Oh, my god!
什么鬼卧♥槽♥
Oh, my god!
完了完了
I chipped my tooth!
我的牙碎了
I didn't think you'd bite it. It was artificial!
我没想到你会咬下去的那是道具水果
Then what the fuck did you offer it to me for?
那你♥他♥妈♥为什么要给我
I thought you'd pick it up and think it was great!
我以为你会拿起来看看然后夸它做得很像
What, are you fucking stupid? I'm sorry.
怎么搞的你傻吗真对不起
You're sorry? You're sorry? You think you're sorry?
对不起对不起你还觉得对不起？
Shove it up your ass!
别张嘴放屁了！
I'm gonna kill that bastard. I should sue him!
我要杀了那个混♥蛋♥ 我就应该告他！
At least yours was an accident.
至少你那是个意外
My lawyer, he offered me the fruit on purpose.
我那律师是他故意给的我水果
At least I didn't offer it to you.
至少我没主动给你吧
Well, now you know how I feel. You smirked when I bit it. You smirked.
好嘛现在你知道我的感受了吧我咬的时候你还在那儿乐呢还乐呢
There was no smirk. Get out of here.
那不是幸灾乐祸得了吧
And my dentist, also, what? He can't see me till tomorrow?
然后我的牙医也是的直到明天才能见我？
I need that? It's emergency!
来得及吗还？这是紧急情况！
Hello?
你好？
Suspicious activity? On my credit card?
我信♥用♥卡♥上？可疑操作？
A thousand dollars of papas bravas, manchego cheese paella?
在好爸爸花了一千块买♥♥曼切戈芝士海鲜饭？
No! I didn't order that, but I know who did! Francisco Zarzal!
不是！我没订那个但我知道谁干的！弗朗西斯科萨尔萨尔
Cancel my credit card!
挂失我的信♥用♥卡♥！
Come on. We have to find Francisco Zarzal.
起来我们得去找弗朗西斯科萨尔萨尔
Francisco Zarzal. Let's go.
弗朗西斯科萨尔萨尔走吧
This guy's got some nerve.
这家伙胆子不小
He played you for a fucker. He played you for a straight fucker.
他把你当蠢蛋一样耍呢他把你当个活脱的蠢蛋一样耍