消消气（2000）

Curb Your Enthusiasm S10E04

Part 4 Oct. 2, 2020, 11:01 a.m.

Okay, yeah. Everybody back on the plane.
好吧所有人回到飞机上
Please, please, please. Get back on the plane. Oh, my God.
拜托赶紧上飞机我的天
All right, okay. Thank you so much.
好了非常感谢
That... Yeah, that one, and those two
对就那个还有那两个
big ones behind it. Just move up the stairs. Thank you.
在大的后面请往上走谢谢
All right. Thank you.
好了谢谢
Honestly, this is ridiculous. Is this not ridiculous?
喂这太扯了吧太扯了
You know, we paid a lot of money for this plane.
你看我们花了那么多钱
And I don't know why you assholes couldn't give me your weight!
然后你们为啥就不肯告诉我你们的体重
It's beautiful. Oh, look at this!
好美啊看看这个
Huh? Gorgeous.
嗯好美啊
Nice. Beautiful.
棒真美
Oh, my God. This is my kind of place.
天啊这就是我的理想地
Playa. Playa Mariposa. It is pretty.
蝴蝶海滩真可爱
I'm a playa. Wow.
我就是社交花蝴蝶哇哦
Margaritas? Yes.
要玛格丽塔酒吗要
Ho-ho-ho-ho! Free margaritas.
喔喔喔免费的玛格丽塔
We're gonna go look at the view. Come on.
我们得看看这景色来啊
Look at this place. Come on.
看看这地方来
This is awesome. Oh!
棒呆了
It doesn't get better than this. It doesn't get better.
没有比这更好的了没有
Wow, it's gorgeous! I just got bit by a mosquito.
哇太棒了吧我被蚊子咬了
Jeff, golf course. You've only been here five minutes.
杰夫高尔夫球场你才来了五分钟
What is going on?
大家怎么样啊？
Mickey! Nice to meet you. I'll talk to you, huh? Okay.
米基！见到你很高兴下次再聊行吗？好
Congratulations. Oh, you made it!
祝贺噢你们来了！
Oh, you look amazing. It's gorgeous.
哦你看上去棒极了这里太漂亮了
Oh, you guys are the best for making it.
你们能来实在是太好了
Ah, we wouldn't have missed this. Oh, the big man.
啊我们怎么能不来呢哦大块头
Ah! How you doing, Larry? Hi. Hey.
啊！你好吗拉里？嗨你好
This must be Donna. How are you? Hi. Donna, yes.
你一定是唐娜吧你好吗？嗨我是唐娜
Oh, come on. Hug it out. Hug it out. Hi. Oh, my God.
哦来吧抱一个抱一个哦老天啊
How are you? So good to see you. Congratulations.
你好吗？见到你很高兴祝贺
It's so beautiful. Thanks for inviting us. Aw, thanks for being here.
这里太漂亮了谢谢你邀请我们谢谢你们能来这里
How you doing? Mickey. Hey. Leon, man.
你好吗？我是米基嘿我是里昂
Leon. You coming to the wedding?
里昂你要来参加婚礼吗？
Nah, I'm good. I'm still undecided myself.
我就不用了我自己也没决定参不参加呢
Hey, where's Sasha? Oh, she's at the spa.
嘿萨沙在哪？噢她在水疗那里
Ooh! Yeah. You guys got to go. You'll love it.
哦耶你们一定要去你们一定会很喜欢的
It's so fantastic.
那里太棒了
By the way, the rooms are great. Really?
顺便说一句房♥间都很棒真的吗？
Ooh, great. All the rooms are great.
哦太棒了所有房♥间都很棒
You're gonna be so happy. Yeah.
你们一定会很开心的真的
Don't you think you're taking a risk
你不觉得邀请一对离婚夫妇来
inviting a divorced couple?
有一定的风险吗？
Oh, come on.
噢算了吧
I figured you guys would work it out. Yeah.
我觉得你们会处理好的嗯
You figured one of us wouldn't come is what you figured. Right?
你是觉得我们两个有一个不会来是吧？
Anyway, I got a thing. Yeah.
总之我还有点事嗯
I promised Sasha I'd get a manicure.
我答应萨沙去做个指甲
Oh, yeah.
噢是吗
Marriage. It's a commitment. Okay, see ya!
婚姻啊就是承诺好回头见！
None of your motherfucking business. See you, Mick.
你可管不着我回见米基
Oh, he's so cute! I know.
噢他真可爱！是啊
What you just witnessed was a whirlwind of smarm. Come on.
你们刚刚看到的就是一股马屁风得了吧
What? No. A whirlwind of smarm, you heard me.
什么？才不是呢一股马屁风我就这么说了
Okay, I am not going to say anything bad about Mickey.
好吧我是不会说米基的坏话的
I'm not trying to get you to say anything bad about Mickey.
我没有想让你说米基的坏话
It seems like you are. All right, maybe I am
看上去你想好吧或许我是想
trying to get you to say something bad about Mickey.
让你说米基的坏话
Well, I am not going to say anything bad about Mickey.
反正我是不会说米基的坏话的
All right. Don't say anything bad about Mickey.
好别说米基的坏话
Nothing bad about Mickey coming out of me.
米基的坏话我一句也不说
Nothing. You're just not... All right? Okay. All right.
别说你就别...行吗？好行
Let's check this place out.
我们四处看看吧
How do you not have toothbrushes at the front desk?
前台怎么可以没有牙刷呢？
There was nothing, nothing at the store.
什么都没有店里也没有
This is it? Are you kidding? This is the great room?
就这？开玩笑吗？这就是很棒的房♥间？
What is it? Huh? It's not bad. It's fine.
这算什么？哈？还不赖可以了
He said it was great.
他说房♥间很棒
I don't consider this great.
我不觉得这算很棒
Hey, you know, I would unpack my bag,
嘿我本可以把行李收拾出来
but I don't have one.
但现在没有行李
So, uh, what am I, what am I gonna wear to this wedding?
那呃我要在要在婚礼上穿什么？
Maybe Susie has an extra dress. Oh, yeah. Susie.
也许苏西额外带了条裙子噢对苏西
She's hates me. She's not gonna loan me anything.
她讨厌我她才不会借我东西
Aah, she kind of hates everybody.
啊她算是讨厌所有人
But you know what?
但你知道吗？
I'll take care of Susie. I know just how to handle her.
苏西的事交给我我知道怎么对付她
She'll be eating out of your hand.
她会和你亲密无间的
Seriously. Yeah. By the way.
我认真的对顺便问一句
What'd you estimate for my weight for that flight?
你给航♥班♥估计的我的体重是多少？
What'd you tell the pilot, Larry?
你怎么和飞行员说的拉里？
You know, don't tell the others
就和你说别告诉别人
that I told you. Okay? Oh, okay.
我告诉你了好吗？哦好的
I said 122.
我说的 55 公斤
Oh.
哦
Oh, yeah. That... That was the right number. Really?
噢对了那...那你说对了真的吗？
Oh, in case you were wondering. Oh, was I close?
如果你想知道的话哦我很接近吗？
That was the exact right answer. Yeah.
你说的完全正确是吧
You know what? You know what I'm thinking?
你知道吗？你知道我在想什么吗？
I want to make a good first-breath impression.
我想留个好的初次口气印象
It's fine. We're going rogue. It's Mexico.
没事的我们狂野一点这里是墨西哥
Wait a second. Somebody might have one.
等一下别人说不定有呢
What are you talking about? Yeah.
你说什么呢？嗯
Maybe somebody has an extra toothbrush.
或许其他人有支多余的牙刷呢
Larry, nobody's gonna have an extra toothbrush. How about that?
拉里没人会有支多余的牙刷你怎么知道？
You never know. It's possible.
你没法确定有可能的
Okay. I think it's nuts. All right. I'll be, I'll be right back.
好吧我觉得你疯了行吧我马上马上回来
Hey. Can I come in? Yeah, of course. Come on.
嘿我能进去吗？嗯当然进来吧
Wow.
哇
This is quite a room. Amazing, right?
这房♥间真不错太棒了是吧？
Mickey said they'd be great rooms.
米基说房♥间都很棒
Yeah, great rooms. My room's not so great.
嗯很棒的房♥间我的房♥间就不太棒
What's wrong with it? It's a little box.
怎么了？就是个小盒子
You're hardly gonna be in it. It's not a big deal.
你又不怎么在房♥间里待有什么大不了的
You want to switch? No.
那我们换换？不
Yeah, okay. So Mickey's full of shit.
哦行吧所以米基满嘴都是谎话
You just... Save it, okay? What are you doing here?
你就...省省吧行吗？你在这干什么？
You don't happen to have an extra toothbrush around, do you?
你们这没有支多余的牙刷吧有吗？
No, I don't. Do you? Why would I pack an extra toothbrush?
不我没有你呢？我为什么要装一支多余的牙刷？
In case of emergency. What kind of an emergency?
以防紧急情况出现什么样的紧急情况？
You know, like your luggage being thrown off a plane.
你懂的就比如行李被从飞机上扔下去
You know, there's probably, usually, like, a sundries shop. No, they don't have one.
你知道这里可能通常都有小商品店不他们这里没有
They don't have one. No. No?
他们这里没有没有没有吗？
How are things going with Donna?
你和唐娜怎么样了？
Oy, that one.
咳那个
Why the snarky attitude toward a fellow Jew?
为什么对一个犹太同胞态度这么刻薄？
She's Jewish? Yeah.
她是犹太人？是
- Bat mitzvahed? - Big bat mitzvah.
有过受戒礼？资深犹太教♥徒♥
I'm surprised. So,
我很惊讶那
neither of you have an extra toothbrush?
你们都没有多余的牙刷吗？
No. We told you that. Hmm. You sure you don't have one?
没有我们都说过了嗯你们确定没有吗？
I'm positive I don't have one.
我很确定我没有
So then, you wouldn't mind if I...
那你应该不介意我...
took a look around? Get the fuck out!
四处看看？快他妈滚出去!
Go back to your little fucking hovel, with your unbrushed teeth!
带着你那没刷的牙滚回你那小破屋子去!
Go! Now!
滚！快!
Okay.
好吧
Drive, motherfucker!
快开啊混♥蛋♥！