古惑丑拍档（2021）

Turner & Hooch S01E05

Part 7 Aug. 25, 2021, 12:48 p.m.

我不想成为下一个无故消失的人所以跑掉了
I ran because I didn't wanna be next.
我... 好了听着我不知道你们父亲在查什么
I... All right, look. I don't know what your dad was investigating,
但... 肯定比我的事严重得多
but it was... It was a lot bigger than me.
好吗他亲口告诉我的
All right? He told me so himself.
他说不会管我的案子因为他要抓一条更大的鱼
He said he was gonna drop the case. Had bigger fish to fry.
一条更大的鱼什么意思
Bigger fish? What does that mean?
我不知道但他上次就是这么跟我说的
I don't know, but that's what he said last time I spoke to him.
除非你们逮捕我否则我要走了
So, you know what? Unless you're gonna arrest me, I'm leaving.
对了
Oh, uh, by the way,
我妈妈就是把房♥子卖♥♥给你的"废物"之一
my mom was one of the "losers" who sold you her house.
找个新前台吧因为我不干了
Find a new receptionist, 'cause, uh, I quit.
太好了
Great.
我早就想这么做了
I wanted to do that for a long time.
我来请客公♥司♥的信♥用♥卡♥还在我手上
I'll get the check. I still have the company credit card.
刚才太精彩了胡奇我觉得自己好像在拍电影
That was amazing. Hooch, that was amazing. I felt like I was in a movie.
你觉得"更大的鱼"说的是谁
Who do you think "bigger fish" means?
我不知道
I don't know.
不过我喜欢劳拉侦探你做得很好找到了一条线索
I like Detective Laura though. You did good. You got us a lead.
说真的我很久都没有对什么事情如此充满热情了
Honestly, I have not been this fired up about anything in a long time.
我是说我只... 我...
I mean, I just... I...
我爱马修我爱我的动物们但对我来说
I love Matthew, and I love my animals, but me- wise?
娜塔莉让我想了很多
You know, Natalie made me think.
我不希望回首自己的生活说
I don't wanna look back on my life and say,
"老天我一事无成" 你知道吗
"Man, I didn't do stuff," you know?
我只知道一旦你开始做什么事你就能做得很好
Well, all I know is when you do stuff, you're good at it.
史考特
Aw, Scott.
好了我们走吧狗很臭
All right, let's go. The dog stinks.
好吧 -臭得厉害
Okay. - I mean, it's bad.
我的天真好吃
Mmm. Oh, my God. This is so good.
里面有什么好像我想吃的都有
I mean, what is in this? This is like all things I ever wanna eat.
有鸡肉大米豌豆奶酪
It's chicken, rice, peas, cheese
还有秘方面包糠
and secret ingredient, panko crumbs.
狗狗很喜欢吃安吉尔和我觉得
The dogs just love it, and Angel and I thought,
孩子快出生了你肯定不想做饭
since the baby's on the way, that you wouldn't wanna cook.
所以我们干脆多做点 -你真好
So, we just made extra. - So sweet.
肚子里怀着孩子感觉如何
How are you doing with the whole baby inside your body?
新状况是我现在打喷嚏就会小便
Yes. Um, well, the new thing is I now pee when I sneeze.
但达利斯总是给我拿新裤子
But Darius always brings me fresh pants.
这就是真爱
That's love right there.
说到爱情我们得给你介绍个对象了小艾
Speaking of love, we gotta find you a somebody, E.
你说的是人类男性
Me, like a human man somebody?
没错像史考特那样的
Yeah. Somebody like Scott.
你怎么会想到他我从没说过我喜欢史考特
Why would you think that? I never said I liked Scott.
你是不是...
Did you...
不这话是达利斯提起来的
No. Darius brought it up.
他只是觉得你和史考特很般配突然就想到了
He just said he thought you and Scott made a cute couple, like, out of the blue.
突然想到的
Out of the blue.
假如你有兴趣现在是个很好的机会
But if you were interested, hypothetically, the timing isn't bad,
因为我碰巧知道史考特被一个任务缠住
'cause I just happen to know Scott got stuck on an assignment,
他的重要约会泡汤了
and his big date fell through.
他有约会是跟... 布萝克
He had a date? Oh, it was with... Brooke.
你是说芭比检察官吗
Don't you mean Prosecutor Barbie?
她很漂亮
She is really pretty.
如果你喜欢穿杰克鲁什么的如果那是你的风格
If you like that J. Crew kinda thing. If that's your vibe.
我赌一百美元她有高尔夫球杆
Hundred bucks she owns golf clubs.
是的不她肯定有高尔夫球杆 -没错
No. She owns golf clubs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, yeah.
得采取行动
I say make a move.
就像跟我身边的这位女士一次约会我就知道了
Like with this lady right here, one date and I knew.
我一回到车里就给她打电♥话♥约第二次
As soon as I got in my car, I called her for a second one.
没错的确如此 -而且成功了
Yeah, he did. He did. - And it worked?
可不是 -是啊
Yeah. Mm- hmm. - Yeah.
我告诉你带着花去他家
You know what? Show up to his place with flowers.
见鬼今晚就去
Heck! Do it tonight.
不不行你想让他认为她疯了吗
No, no, no. No. You want him to think she's crazy?
都21世纪了亲爱的女人也能给男人买♥♥花的
It's the 21st century, babe. A woman can buy a dude flowers.
我认识一家很好的花店
And I know a great flower shop.
不别给他买♥♥花
No. Do not get him flowers.
还太早 -不用买♥♥
It's too soon. - No?
玫瑰相信我 -玫瑰
Roses, trust me. - Roses?
玫瑰
Roses.
好了胡奇
OK, Hooch.
接下来会这样
This is how it's gonna happen.
我们要进浴缸里不能像上次那样知道吗
We're gonna go in the bath, all right? We're not doing it like last time, right?
曼德尔鲍姆女士
Mrs. Mandelbaum.
过来
Ugh. Come on.
曼德尔鲍姆女士需要冷静点胡奇
Mrs. Mandelbaum needs to chill, Hooch.
曼德尔鲍姆女士有条狗在我...
Mrs. Mandelbaum, there's a dog in my...
你好 -你好
Hi. - Hi.
这一身... 不错
Nice, um... outfit.
嗨胡奇
Hey, Hooch.
它被臭鼬喷到了
Oof. Did he get skunked?
是的没错 -哇
Yeah. He did. - Wow!
我其实正要给它洗澡
Yeah, I'm actually just giving him a bath.
我... 想为忘记晚餐的事道个歉
I just... I wanted to apologize for forgetting about dinner.
我用谷歌♥查过那个地方很漂亮
I googled the place, and it looks amazing,
我开车路过你家所以就...
and I was driving by your house, so I just...
我... 太好了真希望我不是正...
Wow. I... That's great. I wish I wasn't in the middle of...
需要有人帮你洗吗
Do you need help with the bath?
当然了
Sure.
好那我们来吧
Okay. Let's do this.
真是抱歉
I'm so sorry.
我可不觉得 -这一下...太多了
I'm not. - That's... That's so much.
我不是故意的
I didn't mean to.
我的天
Oh, my gosh.
谢谢你
Thank you.