辛普森一家

The Simpsons S32E22

Part 1 Nov. 9, 2021, 11:21 a.m.

辛普森一家
第三十二季第二十二集
[本季终]
机密俱乐部
春田镇凌晨2:05
欢迎回来先生
Welcome back, sir.
阿尔忒弥斯
Oh, Artemis,
你绝对不会相信我的顾客
You wouldn't believe what my customers
今晚倒了什么苦水
Unloaded on me tonight.
垃圾婚姻垃圾工作
Crappy marriages, crappy jobs,
垃圾运动队
crappy sports teams.
我的耳朵疼死了
My ears are killin' me.
机密俱乐部就是为此而建的
That's why the confidential is here,
分担你的忧虑
To share your burden.
老样子给我来一杯
Just give me the usual, will you?
一如往常一切照旧
As if we served anything else.
仅限酒保
敬机密俱乐部
To the confidential,
唯一一个聆听倾听者的酒吧
The one bar where they listen to the listeners.
小丑阿壳秀
观众必须持续大笑
快点我们得在前排挨个座
Come on. We got to get a seat in the front row.
要是有什么东西从舞台上飞下来我想被砸中
If anything flies off the stage, I want to be in the stain zone.
很抱歉阿壳但是我们实在没办法
I'm sorry, krusty, but there's no way
让这波观众都进去除非圈起所有逃跑的
We can seat this audience until we round up all the escaped,
那什么玩意
Uh, you-know-whats.
真倒霉孩子们这场秀取消了
Tough luck, kids. The show's canceled.
我要去熟食店化悲伤为食欲
I'm going down to the deli to drown my sorrows in tongue.
全球频道
熊蜂晚间秀
那这个倒着的感叹号♥秀怎么样
What about this upside-down exclamation mark show?
倒着很好玩
Upside down is funny.
从春田镇中心发出问候
Desde downtown Springfield,
熊蜂晚间秀来了
Es Noches con Abejorrito!
熊蜂晚间秀
有请熊蜂先生
Y ahora El Hombre Abejorro!
别睡着了否则我就叮你喽
No se duerman, o les voy a picar!
苗浩斯你会西班牙语他说了啥
Milhouse, you know spanish. What did he say?
跟文化有关的东西
Oh, it's a cultural thing.
你不懂的傻♥比♥
You wouldn't get it. Estupido.
然后有只蝎子在我裤子里
...Y luego, haba un escorpin en mis pantalones.
裤子
Pantalones.
我的好伙计来了
Una visita de mi primito!
到游戏时间了
Eso significa que es tiempo de jugar...
不许笑喷挑战
No... Te... 'splotes!
谦卑的修女
大麦酒
由谦卑的修女酒家提供
Presentado por la monja humilde,
最神圣的大麦酒
La horchata mas divina.
修女们给我带来参赛者吧
Hermanas, traigame unos concursantes.
这是个游戏他们会往你的嘴里倒满大麦酒
It's a game. They fill your mouth with horchata,
你要是没有笑你就赢了
And if you don't laugh, you win a prize!
宝贝爷爷来了
O, Bebito Abuelito!
最懒惰的牛是哪种
Cules son las vacas mas perezosas?
红牛[西班牙语牛与节日相近]
Las vacaciones!
冠军
这是我们的冠军
Nuestro ganador!
挑礼物吧
Pick your prize!
宝贝爷爷这是我做过最简单的选择
Grandpa baby, this is the easiest choice I've ever made.
看看我在西班牙版阿壳秀上赢了啥
Look what I won on spanish krusty!
我的老天爷
Oh, my god.
这不是什么随便的水晶头骨
That is not just any crystal skull.
那是尖叫骷髅头
It's calavera gritando!
那个牌子的龙舌兰实在太权威
That tequila's so authentic
激发了乔治·克鲁尼的灵感
That it inspired george clooney
制♥造♥了他自己的半权威龙舌兰
To make his own semi-authentic tequila.
等下我的骷髅里全是酒吗
Wait, my skull is full of booze?
这就是为什么它上面有个螺旋盖
That's why it has a screw cap.
巴仔你必须把这个给我
Bart, you've got to give it to me.
我一直想喝一些特别的东西
I've always wanted to drink something fancy enough
把它装在看起来不像瓶子的瓶子里
to come in a bottle that doesn't look like a bottle.
不行我想要留着它
Nah. I think I'm gonna save it.
留着上高中用
For high school.
不行快给我
Come on. Gimme that!
是巴仔赢了装满了龙舌兰的骷髅
Bart won that skull full of tequila.
他可以随意处置它
He can do whatever he wants with it,
但是不能喝龙舌兰
except drink the tequila.
抱歉侯默这就是骷髅的游戏规则
Sorry, Homer. Game, set, skull.
已被骷髅预定
接下来我们有一首特别的歌♥曲
Coming up now, we got a special dedication
是他的儿子巴仔献给侯默的
to Homer's. From his son Bart.
我喜欢没有词的歌♥曲不会让我心烦
I like how there are no lyrics to upset me.
龙舌兰
Tequila.
这不是你♥爸♥爸吗
Isn't that your dad?
不是
No.
你太弱了喝不掉我
我可能不会说西班牙语
I may not speak Spanish,
但是我想象中一个会说话的骷髅在嘲笑我
but I know when an imaginary talking skull is mocking me.
先生们
Gentlemen,
向你们展示尖叫骷髅头
I give you Calavera Gritando!
一个水晶骷髅头
Whoa, a crystal skull.
这个骷髅就像我最喜欢的《夺宝奇兵》
Like from my least favorite Indiana Jones movie
希亚·拉博夫出演过电影《夺宝奇兵4》影片中涉及到水晶骷髅的故事
和希亚·拉博夫出演的电影里的宝物
and most favorite Shia Labeouf movie.
这酒真是太上档次了
Okay, this booze is so classy,
我终于要拿出来
I'm finally breaking out
我的纪念伊朗人♥质♥危机的小酒杯了
my commemorative Iran hostage crisis shot glasses.
看看这些人
Look at these guys.
现在他们都是人♥质♥
Now, those were hostages.
老谋子你为什么不给自己倒一杯换换口味呢
Hey, Moe, why don't you pour yourself one for a change?
我不用了
Me? Nah, nah, that's okay.
倒酒已经够刺♥激♥的了
The pouring is enough of a thrill.
别这样你一直是在吧台的另一侧
Come on. You're always on that side of the bar.
至少过来和我们放松一下吧
At least come over here and take a load off.
好吧这也许无伤大雅
Well, maybe it wouldn't hurt none.
这就是坐着的感觉
So this is sittin'.
你知道吗老谋子这些年来
You know, Moe, all these years,
我们从没见过你喝酒
We've never seen you drink.
你知道的一个酒保
Well, you know, a bartender
是不能和他的老主顾一起喝酒的
ain't supposed to drink with his regulars.
这是大忌
It's frowned upon.
谁定的规矩啊
By whom?
反正不是
Not some secret society
我每晚打烊之后去的秘密聚会
that I go to every night after closing time,
如果你是这么认为的话
if that's what you're thinking.
听着我只是负责给人倒酒的蠢货
Look, I'm just the schlub that pours the booze.
仅此而已
That's all.
老谋子你不仅是我们的酒保
Moe, you're not just our bartender.
你是我们的朋友
You're our friend.
朋友你们是认真的
Friend? You mean that?
也许刚才我只是在放屁罢了
Well, maybe it's just my relaxed butt cheeks talking,
我们干杯吧
But, uh, down the hatch!
我的天
Woof.
自从我品尝父亲的酒以来
I haven't had anything this expensive in my mouth
还没喝过如此佳酿
since my dad's gun.
再来一杯老谋子
Yeah. Go, Moe.
-来吧老谋子 -没错
- Go, Moe. - Now you got it.
你这个笨蛋你毁掉了这个人
从现在开始他堕入地狱了
骷髅兄弟我觉得你也很酷
I think you're pretty cool, too, skull.
我的脑袋
Oh, my head.
宿醉了一整天
Oh, what a hangover.
还真好受了点
Ah, that's actually a little better.
不
Oh, no.
该死昨晚的记忆全恢复了
Oh, no! last night's all coming back to me.
老谋子酒馆
十二小时前
让这世界开开眼
Let's go show the world how much fun it is
看看醉汉上街会多么有趣
when drunk guys do stuff in public!
瞧好吧
Baba-boo!
春田鱿鱼港