辛普森一家

The Simpsons S32E17

Part 4 May 18, 2021, 9:28 a.m.

那就是个流性人
Now that's a fluid gender!
对自我性别的认知随时发生变化
我不介意问问他们希望被怎么称呼
I wouldn't mind asking them their preferred pronouns.
如果我没看错
If I'm not mistaken,
马姬开心的时候就是那样的
that's how Marge looks when she's happy.
我家莎拉也在那里
And that's my Sarah!
走吧侯默
Come on, Homer.
原来这镇上还有个博物馆
It looks like this town's got a museum.
关键时刻
目标出现
琳赛在那里她戴着那个王冠
There's Lindsey, and she's wearing the tiara.
好了不要紧张
Okay, don't be nervous.
-你可以的 -我怎么会紧张
- You can do this. - Nervous?
这是我这辈子最精彩的一次郊游
This is the best field trip of my fricking life!
内格勒女士我想说"这裙子绝了"
Ms. Naegle, can I just say, "that dress."
是吧太美了姑娘
I know, right? You go, girl.
用洗衣机的哪一档洗啊
What setting would you even wash that on?
柔和还是节能
Delicate? Eco-warm?
狸猫换太子
这衣服烘干的时候动静一定很大吧
I bet it would make so much noise in the dryer, right?
我不想把话说得太伤人
Um, I don't want this to sound harsh,
但你不是名人所以你对我来说根本不存在
But you're not famous, so you don't exist.
拜拜了
Bye now.
亲爱的别对着空椅子说话了
Darling, stop talking to that empty chair
和我一起去芬蒂唇彩喷泉自♥拍♥吧
And come take a selfie at the Fenty lip gloss fountain.
这是赝品
Oh, it's a fake!
大吃一惊
我被抢了
I've been robbed!
快去抓住那两个无名小卒
Somebody stop those two nobodies!
稳住
Keep it cool.
现在只要偷偷溜出去不被人注意到就行了
We just have to slip out of here without anyone noticing us.
莎拉·韦根不许动
Sarah Wiggum, freeze!
我们是来给两位女士应有的关注的
We're here to give you ladies the attention you deserve!
嘘现在不是时候克兰西
Shh! now is not the time, Clancy.
你错了表达爱意
No, no, when it comes to love,
就要大声喊出来
It's always the time for shouting!
莎拉·韦根
Sar-ah Wig-gum!
-我爱莎... -闭嘴
- I love Sa... - Shut up!
疼死我了
Oh, god, ow.
莎拉·韦根你到底是谁
Sarah Wiggum, who are you?
就是她
That's her!
她偷了我的钻石
She's the thief!
宝贝这是谁
Babe, who is she?
我的新女友
This is my new girlfriend.
你刚刚摔得太久了
You were tumbling for a long time.
小可怜
Oh, you poor thing.
这是你的包
Here's your bag, sweetie.
哎呀
Oopsie!
这些是我的
Those aren't mine!
-我的耳环 -我的血钻
- My earrings! - My blood diamond!
我的钻石手链
My conflict tennis bracelet!
你根本没预料到的双重报复
现在傻眼了吧
这次就让我来拎包吧
Oh, this time, leave me holding the bag.
谢谢你老侯
Aw, thanks, Homie.
但包包是整套搭配的一部分
But they're part of the ensemble.
甜茶像个土鳖一样
Chalamet looks like dirt.
防弹少年团像七个土鳖
BTS looks like seven dirts.
确实有勇气的感觉但是没人有创新的味道
I see nerve there but nothing audacious.
我的天啊
Oh. My. God.
我的老天
Jeebus crackers!
是马姬
That's Marge!
她在世代集♥会♥上干什么
What the hell is she doing at the Gen Gala?
就是的她穿得像个土鳖
Exactly. She looks like dirt.
她想要我这么评价她的
It's what she would have wanted.
克兰西
Oh, Clancy.
世纪之交的织物
原来我的媳妇一直是个犯罪大♥师♥
So, this whole time, I've been married to a master criminal.
没有错
Damn straight.
等会拉尔夫去哪了
Wait, wait, uh, where's Ralph?
不得不说
I must confess,
我以为把奥利奥碎
I thought putting crushed-up oreos
加到曲奇奶油酸奶里会很多余
into the cookies and cream yogurt would be redundant.
没想到还挺搭
Instead, it is transcendent.
我喜欢捏小熊软糖
I like to smoosh the gummy bears.
不许上手
Hey, no touching!
这孩子想捏啥就捏啥
If the boy wants to smoosh, the boy will smoosh.
我爱你吓人爸爸
I love you, scary daddy.
我也爱你拉尔夫·手黏黏
I love you too, Ralphie "stickie hands."