辛普森一家

The Simpsons S32E18

Part 3 May 18, 2021, 9:28 a.m.

The earth is on his side.
嚼啦汉堡
健康食谱即将上线
嚼啦汉堡
去死吧
老蒙无牛肉
一件好事免除仇恨
天佑富人
蕨类支持伯恩斯
轻信者支持伯恩斯
谢谢我爱你们
Thank you. I love you all.
在我们回来之前驱散他们
Disperse them before we get back.
有必要的话用上橡胶子弹
Rubber bullets, if necessary.
绝对生菜
被人喜欢真是太好了
It's so wonderful to be be-liked.
我终于可以加入多次被拒的俱乐部了
Finally, I can join the club that rejected me so many times.
受爱戴的亿万富翁俱乐部
欢迎欢迎
Welcome, welcome.
其他受爱戴的亿万富翁都到场了
All the other beloved billionaires are here.
沃伦·巴菲特比尔·盖茨
There's Warren Buffet, there's Bill Gates,
人齐了
and that's it.
马克·扎克伯格你给我滚
Mark Zuckerberg, you get out of here.
不你威胁不了我
No! You can't threaten me.
我对你了如指掌
I know all about you.
你现在单身已经五年
You're currently single, you haven't been poked
没被捅了我喜欢你
in five years, and I love those pictures
去巴哈度假的那些照片
from your vacation to Baja,
你男朋友在那里甩了你
where we both know your boyfriend dumped you.
那些都是私人帖子
Those were set to private.
没错 "私人"
Right. "Private."
看脸网发布帖子
马克·扎克伯格我被熊拍了拍
我想我知道伯恩斯在干什么
I think I know what burns is up to.
他所谓的素食汉堡里面其实有...高能预警
His so-called vegan burgers contain...wait for it.
-准备好了吗 -嗯嗯
- Are you waiting? - Mm-hmm.
其实有...肉
Here it is. Meat.
你在说什么
What are you saying?
这段时间我一直在吃肉
All this time I've been eating meat?!
哦不所以我才长高了两厘米是吗
Oh, no, that's why I grew an inch.
我随便说的
Just a theory.
你真的觉得里面含肉吗
Do you believe that?
骗你的我只是想吃你剩下的汉堡
No. I just wanted the rest of your burger.
植物工厂
屠宰间
我可不想看那里面
I don't want to see what's inside.
呆子
Nerd.
如我所料
Yep. Just as I thought.
他在用植物
He's using plants.
淦
Aw, crap.
真的不是肉伯恩斯没骗人
Not meat. Burns is doing the right thing.
这有点吓人
This is kind of scary,
像穿湿漉漉的泳衣一样吓人
Like putting on a wet bathing suit.
等一下那些植物看起来很不寻常
Wait a minute. Those plants look unusual.
它们都是亚马逊雨林
They're all endangered plants
的濒危植物
from the amazon rainforest.
我们必须告诉伯恩斯
We have to tell burns.
他肯定早就知道他是邪恶的化身
He already knows. He's evil.
不我依然坚信
No. I refuse to believe that someone can't change
人是可以变得更好的
for the better, even though I can't think
虽然我根本举不出例证
of a single example of that ever happening.
备受爱戴的亿万富翁俱乐部
-伯恩斯先生 -孩子们
- Mr. Burns? - Yes, children.
什么事
What do you want?
我们是来告诉你
Um, we came to tell you something
一件可能有点难以启齿的事
That's maybe a little hard to hear.
很抱歉不得不告知您
I'm sorry to have to inform you
你一直在做的善事
That your attempt to do good
其实是非常非常糟糕的坏事
Is doing very, very bad.
别烦我
Leave me alone.
我的天
Oh, for god's sake.
-可算 -伯恩斯先生
-Finally. -Mr. Burns.
放狗
Release the hounds.
你是指这些狗狗吗
You mean these hounds?
让我把话说清楚小姑娘
Let's be clear, young lady.
我不会听你的
I'm not going to listen to you.
你说什么我都不会听
I'm never going to listen to you,
而且我拥有先进的降噪技术
And I have sophisticated technology
来确保我听不见你说话
To ensure that happens.
买♥♥它买♥♥它买♥♥它
Buy, buy, buy!
疯狂理财
等听到下跌谣言四起
Then, when you hear a rumor of trouble,
再赶在别人之前卖♥♥出去
Sell before anyone else!
四个月后我就出狱啦
I'll be out of here in four months!
噢你怎么了
Oh, what happened to you?
怎么了宝宝
Come over here. What is it, baby?
我们得想个法子让嚼啦汉堡倒闭
We have to think of a way to shut x-cell-ent burger down.
股东们怎么办
But what about the shareholders?
你说什么股东
What? Sharehol... ew.
《华尔街日报》
《巴隆金融周刊》
电子贸易
花钱如流水
不不不
No, no, no!
再给马姬来点钱
More money for Marge.
爸爸你是我最后的希望了
Dad, you're my last hope.
明天就是全国发行日了
Tomorrow's the national launch.
如果嚼啦汉堡大获成功那么到了2080年
If x-cell-ent burger succeeds, by the year 2080,
濒危物种
濒危物种
最后一棵
整个亚马逊雨林
the entire Amazon--
我说的正是地球之肺
I'm talking the lungs of the planet--
就会消失殆尽
will be gone.
丽莎很抱歉我得告诉你
Lisa, I'm sorry to put it on you,
每代人都有他们要完成的事
but every generation has its to-do list.
你们这代人的任务就是把迈阿密搬上高地
Yours is putting Miami on stilts,
研发新型蜜蜂
inventing new bees,
还有学会与火旋风和谐共处
and learning to peacefully live with fire tornadoes.
你不打算帮我对抗伯恩斯了吗
You're not gonna help fight Burns?
我从生活中学到了一点
I've learned one thing in life.
别用那些瘦骨嶙峋的爪子填报肚子
Don't bite the bony, withered claw that feeds you,
即使那里面有美味的骨髓
even if there's delicious marrow inside.
你是来找我♥干♥什么来着
What was this about again?
你不打算帮忙拯救地球
You won't help save the earth.
不不了
No, I won't.
我不知道你晚上怎能安睡
I don't know how you sleep at night.
我睡得可香了小姑娘
I sleep fine, little lady!
芝芝麦镇长玩偶袋袋
Cheesy McMayor! Jack in the Bag!
均为连锁快餐品牌形象
各位我的公♥司♥在做坏事
Guys, my company is doing something bad.
我该公之于众吗
Should I tell the world?
看看我只吃自家产品现在变成了什么样
Look what eating only my own food has done to me.
看看我啊
Look at me!
*你是一个企业的*
*You're a spokesman*
*代言人*
*For a franchise*
*这显而易见*
*That's clear-cutting*
*再明显不过了*
*Left and right*
*你背弃了*
*You have sold out*
*所有的价值观*
*All your values*
*我会让你今晚*
*I won't let you*
*无法安眠*
*Sleep tonight*
梦又一次地教会了我
Once again, dreams have taught me
比书上写的更多的东西
more than all the books ever written.
我知道我要怎么做了
I know what I have to do.
嚼啦汉堡
全国上线
世界将会变得更好
怎么回事为什么大家
What's going on? Why is everyone baring
-都对我咬牙切齿的 -他们在微笑先生
- their teeth at me? - They're smiling, sir.
他们等不及要见到您了
They can't wait to see you.
据我所知
Uh, just so I know,
要想做个好人
to be considered good
我现在还得继续做好事对吧
I now have to continue doing good things?
-对 -所以耶稣33岁就退休了
- Yes. - That's why Jesus retired at 33,
没有一家快餐企业向他致敬