辛普森一家

The Simpsons S32E04

Part 2 March 1, 2021, 2 p.m.

你也有份吗
You're in on this, too?
他们绑♥架♥了小狗咕咕
They've got Puppy Goo-Goo!
苗浩斯的毛绒玩具狗
他们没有绑♥架♥我我逃走了废柴
They don't "Have me." I ran away, loser.
马里布·史黛西
Whoa, Malibu Stacy?
曾是拉线塑料玩偶会说贬低女性性暗示等话
我是你的马里布·史黛西医生
That's Dr. Malibu Stacy to you.
我擅长整形手术
I specialize in... plastic surgery.
你下手就像个女人[性别歧视]
You kill like a girl.
神器画板
没什么好看的
巴仔巴仔
Bart? Bart?
你怎么了
What happened to you?
我是巴仔·辛普森
I'm Bart Simpson.
你看哪个台我就看哪个台
Let's Watch what you Want to watch.
构造很清晰
Well, it's pretty straightforward.
骨头是万能工匠的
Bart's bones are Tinkertoys,
心是熊熊工作室做的
he has a Build-A-Bear heart
脑子是跳跳糖和橡皮泥
and his brain is Pop Rocks and Silly Putty.
怎么会这样
How did this happen?
别问没泰大关系
Don't ask, don't Mattel.
美泰公♥司♥ 美国跨国玩具制♥造♥公♥司♥
巴仔乖宝说说话
Bart, son, speak to me.
我是巴仔·辛普森我爱爸爸妈妈
I'm Bart Simpson. I love my mother and father.
我们失去他了
Oh! We've lost him.
-不 -不
- No! - No.
现在该谁说抱歉呢
*这就是巴仔的结局*
*This is the end of Bart*
*他失去了人类灵魂*
*He lost his human parts*
*现在他只不过是一个大玩具罢了*
*Now he's nothing but a big old toy*
*他失去了做人类男孩的机会*
*Lost his chance to be a human boy*
*他温柔善良但他没有灵魂*
*He's sweet and kind but he's got no mind*
*这就是巴仔的结局*
*This is the end of Bart*
*这就是巴仔的结局*
*This is the end of Bart*
祝你好运巴仔
Happy trails, Bart.
来自我们的忠告
别买♥♥玩具
辛普森一家
侯默的韵律诗
侯默你在哪
Homer, where are you?
今天是万圣节我们需要糖
It's Halloween and we need the candy.
谁把糖都吃了
Who ate all the candy?
得再弄些糖来
Got to get more candy.
止痛片
Advil?
不给糖就捣蛋
Trick or treat.
止痛片你知道这样做的后果
Advil? You know what this means.
你们这些孩子的确说了"不给糖就捣蛋"
Hey, you kids did say "Trick or treat,"
所以这完全合法
so, uh, it's totally legal.
没有糖吗没有糖吗
No candy? No candy?
汉塞尔格蕾特
你不是该把我们养肥吗
Aren't you supposed to be fattening us up?
我喜欢瘦干干的孩子
I like my children stringy and tough.
最高机密
这里禁止进入
No one's allowed in here!
那你怎么在这里
Then what are you doing in here?
你说得对
You're right.
再吃我几下混♥蛋♥
Want some more, punk?
听我说机器虽然没有证据表明
Listen, machine, there's no evidence
你里面有糖果或者你收钱
that you contain any candy or take any money.
但是非常时刻就要用非常手段
But desperate times call for something something.
你不收我的硬币
The fact that you won't take my quarter
证明你有糖
proves you have candy.
来啊
Hey, Boo Boo,
我们去偷别人的野餐吧
Let's go steal a picnic meal.
-你是谁 -我是贝拉熊侯默
- Who the heck are you? - I'm Homer-Barbera,
比普通的侯默要聪明
a-smarter than the average Homer.
你听起来就像那个叫亚特·卡尼的演员
You sound just like an actor named Art Carney.
别告诉他的经纪人
Don't tell his estate.
真抱歉
Oh, I'm ever so sorry.
你是谁
Who are you?
我是迪士尼公主侯默
I'm Disney Princess Homer.
好从现在起你只唱歌♥就行了
Okay, from now on, you just sing.
老天墨伽特雷德
Heavens, uh, to Murgatroyd.
墨伽特雷德是什么
What's Murgatroyd?
无人知晓
A nobody knows.
大家好[日语]
Konichiwa!
这个案子就像侯默的头骨
This case is gonna be like Homer's skull:
硬得打不碎内涵也不多
hard to crack and not much inside.
侯默的甜蜜之家
在多元宇宙可能揭示的所有奇迹中
Of all the wonders a multiverse might reveal,
我们的宇宙给了我们多个侯默·辛普森
ours is giving us multiple Homer Simpsons.
六个版本的当地大胃王
Six versions of the local loudmouth
正威胁着小镇
are terrorizing the town.
家庭式自助餐除了沙拉
Family-style buffets have been emptied of everything
什么都没剩
except salad.
保龄球馆已过载
The bowling alleys have been overbowled.
老春田图书馆
至于图书馆
And the library?
未被波及
Untouched.
侯默们
他们还观看了一场曲棍球比赛
Then they attended a hockey game.
阿壳汉堡不得不寻找其他肉类来源
Krusty Burger has had to look for other sources of meat.
我去的这个新演出是什么
Hey! What's this new gig I'm going to?
因为
Because...
他们甚至成立了一个杜沃普摇滚组合
They even started a doo-wop group.
*棒棒糖棒棒糖*
*Lollipop, lollipop*
*哦棒棒棒棒糖*
*Oh, lolli, lolli-la, lollipop*
得把他们带回来这样才安全
We've got to bring those homies here, where they'll be safe.
这怎么做得到
How you gonna do that?
瞧瞧
Well, I'll be!
谁来给老爸一个拥抱
Which one of you will give your old dad a hug?
-我不要 -我也不
- Not me. - Not me.
不要
Not me.
不要
绝对不
Hell no!
我想知道这是否
Hmm. I wonder if this has anything to do
与那道天体能量的量子闪光有关
with that quantum flash of celestial energy.
小姑娘
Little girl,
如果你用唱的人们更好理解
people might understand you better if you sang.
*看呐*
*Look at this*
*空中一道闪光*
*A flash in the sky*
不是吧
Oh, brother.
*它会不会裂开*
*Will it open up*
*落下一个人*
*and drop me a guy?*
*我想去有奶油蛋糕的地方*
*I want to be where the twinkies are*
爸爸
Dad!
*水果派所在的地方*
*Where the fruit pies lie*
*叮当作响*
*And the ding dongs do it*
行吧
Fine.
*爸爸*
*Dad*
*你在时空连续体上撕开一个洞*
*You tore a hole in the space-time continuum*
*让来自其他维度的侯默*
*allowing Homers from other dimensions*
*渗透进我们的宇宙*
*to seep into our universe*
恼火的咕哝
万圣节快乐邻居们
Happy Halloween-o, neighborino.
去死吧内德
Eat lead, Ned.
我原谅你
I forgive you!
胜利属于我
- 培根 - 威震天 - 递一下土豆
-The bacon. -Megatron. -Pass the potatoes.
一次性喂你们所有人也太难了
This is so hard, feeding all of you at once.
是吗试试跟他们所有人一起进卫生间
Yeah? Try following them all into the bathroom.
爸爸根据哈兰·埃里森的循环叙事法则
Dad, by Harlan Ellison's law of circular storytelling,
你们所有人必须回到核电站
all of you Homers have to get back to the nuclear plant
重新制♥造♥出把你们带到这里的能量大爆♥炸♥
and recreate the energy burst that brought you here.
- 不去呢 - 你们就都会死
-Or what? -You're gonna die!
一个一个一个一个的死去
Again and again and again and again.
听着也没那么糟嘛
That doesn't sound so bad.
最后一个轮到你
And again.
两毛五两毛五两毛五
Quarter. Quarter. Quarter.