辛普森一家
The Simpsons S36E01
Part 1
Oct. 21, 2024, 1:32 p.m.
接下来是福克斯特别报道
The following is a Fox special presentation.
福克斯特别报道
杜比·美清痰剧院
现在是从加州好莱坞的杜比·美清痰剧院
Live from the Dolby-Mucinex theater
为大家进行直播
in Hollywood, California.
这里汇聚了最顶级的剧院
The biggest stars of stage,
荧幕 政♥治♥ 体育明星
screen, politics and sports...
前来出席电视史上具有里程碑意义的
have all come out for this landmark night
庆祝晚会活动
in television history.
酝酿了36年的人生盛会
A once-in-a-lifetime event 36 years in the making!
《辛普森一家》系列的大结局
It's the Simpsons series finale!
《辛普森一家》
大结局
我们今晚的主持人是
And now, your host for tonight...
柯南·奥布莱恩
Conan O'Brien!
谢谢 是的 谢谢各位
Thank you. Yes, thank you.
今天能来主持《辛普森一家》系列的大结局
It's such an honor to be with you all
真是三生有幸
for the series finale of the Simpsons.
我知道自己是最合适的人选
I knew I was the right man for the job
因为我已经送走了我主持的
because I've hosted the last episode
三个节目 而且有望继续送走其他节目
of three of my own shows, and counting.
是的 福克斯终于决定让《辛普森一家》完结
Well, it's true, Fox has decided to end the Simpsons.
这部剧在我事业早期充当着非常特别的角色
This show was such a special part of my early career,
所以今晚对我来说意义重大
so being here means the world to me.
而且1993年我在编剧室落了毛衣
Also, I left a sweater in the writers room in 1993.
这是我取回毛衣的唯一方式
This is the only way they'll let me get it back.
今晚的剧院内星光璀璨
This theater is full of the many celebrities
大家都曾在《辛普森一家》中露过脸
who have appeared on the Simpsons over the years
所以前来道别
and who have come to say farewell.
之前请你们都得花钱
We got you for scale then,
今天你们都得免费来出席
we're getting you for free tonight.
你们这些富有又贫穷的笨蛋 给自己鼓鼓掌吧
Hey, give yourselves a hand, you poor, rich chumps!
当然 今天来到现场的
And, of course, we're also joined
还有很多福克斯的实景真人热门明星
by the stars of Fox's many live-action hits!
乔尔·麦克哈尔
美国喜剧演员 作家 配音演员
《动物管制官》主演
我也以迪斯科·脓包的艺名赢得了《蒙面歌♥王》的比赛
I also won the Masked Singer as Disco-Pus!
那个还没播呢 你这个大聪明
That hasn't aired yet, genius.
你把这一季都给毁了
You've ruined the whole season.
该死
Ah, shoot!
多年以来 《辛普森一家》经历了无数冒险
Over the years, the Simpsons have had hundreds of adventures,
去到十几个国家
visited dozens of countries,
它们大多数还存续着
most of which still exist.
而巴仔·辛普森也一直
And Bart Simpson has remained
是世界上最长寿的10岁角色
the world's longest-serving ten-year-old.
所以为何现在要结束了呢
So, why end the Simpsons now?
有很多人不知道
Not many people know this,
但福克斯多年来就在尝试让剧终结
but Fox has been trying to end it for years.
1989年第一集播出的时候
When the very first episode aired in 1989,
观众们就形成了共识
the viewers agreed on one thing:
这剧已经没以前那么好笑了
It wasn't as funny as it used to be.
而他们表达厌恶之情的方式
And their expressions of hatred
足以书写
could serve as a history
赶紧取消
别再毁我童年了 别再逗我们笑了
《辛普森一家》烂死了
现代交流技巧之历史
of modern communication technology.
福克斯的高管们听不惯任何形式的批评
Fox executives, unaccustomed to criticism of any kind,
因而立即屈服于公众的压力
immediately caved to public pressure
决定在1990年结束《辛普森一家》
and decided to end the Simpsons in 1990.
这里还留存着他们第一次试图完结
Here's a never-before-seen clip
《辛普森一家》的未曾播出的珍贵影视资料
of the first attempt at a series finale,
《冒失鬼巴仔》
"Bart the Daredevil."
我要成功了 我要成功了
I'm gonna make it, I'm gonna make it!
《冒失鬼巴仔》
1990年大结局
这是我一生中最激动的时刻
This is the greatest thrill of my life!
我是世界之王
I'm king of the world!
我是
Woohoo! Woohoo! I...
爸爸 爸爸 说话啊
Dad? Dad, speak to me.
不要
No!
然而 就在这个可怕的大结局开播前
However, before this grim finale could air,
鲁珀特·默多克在梅西百货感恩节游♥行♥中
Rupert Murdoch got a ten-million-dollar helium bill
因为巴仔气球而收到一张千万美元的氦气账单
for the Bart balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving parade.
于是福克斯就不得不继续做续集
So, Fox had to keep making new episodes
股票照片
用来分期偿还这笔费用
to amortize the cost.
于是终结《辛普森一家》的努力继续进行
Thus, the quest to end the Simpsons went on.
事实上 很多如今奉为经典的剧集
In fact, many now-classic episodes
原本都是作为大结局被孕育出来的
were originally conceived as series finales.
《娇小的伟大母亲》
2000年大结局
哎哟喂 我的腿
Ow, my legs!
这是有史以来最痛的操作了
This is the worst pain ever!
轻轻松松
Nothin' at all!
棒极了
Bravo.
《重量级侯默》
1995年大结局
达夫啤酒
但是在2007年 终结剧集的努力
But in 2007, efforts to end the show
被搁置了 这就发生在辛普森大电影的
were put on hold after the massive global success
全球票房♥大成功之后
of the Simpsons movie...
《辛普森一家大电影之 色情模仿秀》
Porno parody.
演出团队今天就在现场
The cast of which is here tonight.
可是现如今福克斯重新标榜自己
But now that Fox has rebranded itself
是一家乡巴佬约会服务商
as a dating service for cow-tippers,
农民要娶妻
《辛普森一家》终于要迎来自己的剧终
the time has come to finally end the Simpsons.
要怎么做呢 标准已经被经典剧终
But how? The bar had been raised so high
提得相当高了
by the classic finales
比如广♥告♥狂人 绝命毒师 黑道家族
of Mad Men, Breaking Bad, and The Sopranos,
同时又被毁经典的告别拉低
and lowered by the legacy-ruining farewells
比如宋飞传 迷失 黑道家族
of Seinfeld, Lost and The Sopranos.
制♥作♥人们想破脑袋就为了创作一集剧终
The producers wracked their brains to create a finale
可以满足众多剧迷们
that would satisfy the show's many fans
和众众多黑粉们
and many, many haters.
接着他们就想出了绝佳计划
Then they came up with the perfect plan.
把工作强行塞给别人
Foist the job onto somebody else.
来见见那个别人吧
Meet that somebody else.
我介绍给各位最新款
I give you the latest
机器学习领域的人工智能
in machine-learning artificial intelligence,
黑客-GPT
Hack-GPT.
这项在剽窃这方面的前沿突破
This cutting-edge breakthrough in plagiarism
已经被编程入写作 绘制 表达
has been programmed to write, animate and voice
《辛普森一家》的最佳剧终集
the perfect finale for the Simpsons.
可以在情感上用令人满意的方式
One that wraps up the characters' storylines
总结角色的故事线
in emotionally satisfying ways,
却又不会伤及该剧最重要的遗产
but won't damage the most important legacy of the show...
2026盛大开幕式
The 2026 grand opening
侯默·辛普森的
一跳解千愁 上天入地我都有
摇摆翻滚过山车
一切尽在上海迪士尼乐园 侯默·辛普森
of Homer Simpson's claim-jumping, Yukon-rumbling
一跳解千愁 上天入地我都有 摇滚过山车
Rock-N-Rollercoaster at Disneyland Shanghai!
为了创作出终极大剧终
To create the ultimate finale,
人工智能已经被投喂了每一集《辛普森一家》
the A.I. has been fed every Simpsons episode
以及所有被制♥作♥的电视剧剧终集
and the last episode of every television series ever made.
黑客-GPT现在正在运行千兆级别的运算
Hack-GPT is now performing billions of computations
就为了创作出完美的故事
to create the perfect story.
谁知道这个过程需要多久时间
Who knows how long this process will...
大结局完成
Finale complete.
好吧 那还真的是 真的好快啊
Oh. Well, that was... that was really quick.
让我们拭目以待吧
Well, let's see what we got.
*辛普森一家*
*The Simpsons*
大剧终
Finale.
看看妈妈宝贝的生日寿星小子
There's my special little birthday guy!
我好兴奋呢 今晚就是生日派对了
I'm so pumped for my party tonight.
多少人会来 五十个 一千个
How many people are coming? 50? A thousand?
我有点担心呢 我没收到任何回复
I am a little concerned I haven't gotten any RSVPs.
侯默 你确定邮寄了邀请函吧
Homer, you did mail the invitations, right?
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