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The Simpsons S32E19
Part 3
May 18, 2021, 9:28 a.m.
What? I'm a little stressed out.
做三明治能让我放松
Making sandwiches calms my nerves.
噢 三明治
Ooh, sandwiches!
丽莎闷闷不乐 衣着怪异
Lisa is sullen, dressing weird,
痴迷英国音乐
obsessed with English music...
我们八岁的孩子变成了少年
Our eight-year-old has turned into a teenager.
从现在开始
Well, from now on,
我要密切关注她
I'm going to pay very close attention to her.
马姬 小女孩很像全轮防滑刹车
Marge, little girls are a lot like all wheel antislip brakes.
当路况难以预测时
When road conditions are unpredictable...
我们说的是你女儿 不是车
We're talking about your daughter, not a vehicle.
两者的扭矩都是同类中最大的
Well, both do have maximum torque for their class.
能不能别提那该死的卡车了
Will you shut up about the damn truck?
但那卡车是我的本体
But the truck is who I am.
它非常符合我的猛♥男♥越野生活方式
It's a perfect fit for my manly, off-road lifestyle.
真的吗
Oh, really?
你明明很讨厌户外活动
You hate the outdoors.
你一次露营都没去过
You've never been camping.
你从来没用卡车拖过任何东西
You've never hauled or towed anything,
你对牵引卡车从来没展现过一丁点儿兴趣
Or shown any interest in hauling or towing.
有本事说说“力矩”是什么意思
And please, tell me the meaning of the word "torque."
意思是卡车放屁时的那个排烟孔
The smoke hole where the truck's farts come out?
“力矩”是使物体有绕着转动轴或支点
Torque is the tendency of a force
转动趋向的作用力 就像这样
To rotate the body to which it is applied. Like this!
侯默·杰·辛普森
Homer J. Simpson,
你就不是开卡车的料
You are not a truck guy!
我现在要去解决正事了
Now I'm going to deal with an actual problem
我们女儿青春期前的前期叛逆
Our daughter's pre-pre-teen rebellion.
丽莎不见了
Lisa's gone!
抑郁注射剂音乐节专线
我要和最好的朋友去参加人生的第一场音乐节
I'm going to my first music festival with my best friend!
你想象中的最好的朋友
Uh, best imaginary friend.
没错 我其实不必
Right. I guess I didn't need to buy
买♥♥两张贵宾票的
two vip passes, then.
对不起啦老爸
Sorry, dad!
哦 欢笑的痛苦啊…
Oh, the pain of laughter...
抑郁注射剂音乐节
奎洛比 ＆ 鼻烟乐队
我们的女儿一个人去了
Our daughter is by herself
户外音乐狂欢节
at an outdoor music whoop-de-doo!
而且她还在偷刷我的信♥用♥卡♥
And she's using my stolen credit card.
30美元
防晒霜
80美元
T恤衫
100美元
信♥用♥卡♥更新费
什么鬼
What?
过分了
Hey...
别呀
No...
抑郁注射剂音乐节
婴儿潮年代的票价听新世纪摇滚
这音乐节结合了我最讨厌的两件事
Ugh, this combines my two least favorite things
别人的音乐 和别人
Other people's music, and other people.
是 但我们将看到真人版的你的表演
Yeah, but we're going to see the real you perform.
你觉得真人版的你
Ooh, do you think you'll play
会唱《饼干工厂劳工行动》
"labour action at the biscuit factory"
还是《西蒙的胎记》
Or "simon has a birthmark"?
一猜一个准 太可怕了
How dreadfully predictable...
但乐迷还是得宠【
But the nippers must suckle.
抑郁注射剂音乐节
这些乐队也太垃圾了
Oh, these bands are all rubbish,
而且这阳光太…明媚了
And this sun is too... sunny.
奎洛比 这音乐节可是我们一直心心念念的
Quilloughby, this festival is our dream.
能不能不要这么...
Stop being such a, such a...
不要这么惹人厌吗
Such a pill?
对不起呀老妈
Oh. Sorry, Marge.
我只是想度过愉快的一天
Hey, I'm just trying to have a fun day.
“愉快的一天”
Oh, a "fun day."
那我们不如就喝喝汽水儿
Why don't we all just have fizzy drinks
吃点彩虹棒棒糖
And rainbow lollipops?
开开心心 快快乐乐
Happy, happy, happy.
无聊的动物们任人宰割
Vacuous animals waiting for the slaughter.
老爸买♥♥了这卡车可真是件好事
Well, it's a good thing dad got this truck.
-我的老天 -听到了吗 马姬
- Oh, my god. - You see, Marge?
-我再也不想听到任何... -巴特懂我
- I never want to hear another word... - Bart gets it.
-关于卡车的话 -卡车棒呆了
- about this truck. - The truck is awesome.
-我要气死了 -你不懂我
- It makes me so mad! - You don't get it
-永远不懂我 -卡车这个 卡车那个
- and you never will! - Truck this, truck that.
-卡车 卡车 -要是我能和巴特结婚多好
- Truck, truck, truck, truck... - I wish I was married to Bart!
破坏你父母的婚姻
你总是不停嘀咕
You never stop whining!
我这是在吐槽
The term is "whinging."
这白眼还不够明显吗
Conspicuous eye roll.
我之前以为你只是讨厌糟糕的艺术品
I used to think you just hated bad art
对动物的残忍♥行为
and cruelty to animals
还有戴棒球帽的人
and people who wear baseball hats,
其实你是讨厌所有东西
but it turns out you hate everything!
不过 丽莎 我想这正是我们的共同点
But, Lisa, I thought that was our bond.
即将登上主舞台的是
Coming now to the main stage...
30年来
Performing for the first time
首次登台表演的
in over 30 years...
奎洛比与鼻烟乐队
Quilloughby and the Snuffs.
就是现在
This is it!
你真正的样子
The real you!
老天啊 不
Oh, dear god, no!
我看上去跟该死的丘吉尔一样
I look like bloody Churchill!
闭上你们的臭嘴 狗逼们
Shut your gobs, you wankers!
狗逼
Wankers!
你们难道不明白这表演只是为了钱吗
Can't you see this show is just a cash grab?
我来到这里 只是因为我没钱
I'm only here because I lost my fortune
去起诉那些用事实
suing people for saying things about me
来诽谤我的人
that were completely true.
我难道变成了这种人吗
Is this what I turned into?
贪得无厌 愤世嫉俗
I'm greedy, I'm hateful,
而且我的脸像是一轮染了梅毒的月亮
and my face looks like a syphilitic moon.
你变老了又不是你的错
Well, it's not your fault you got old.
斯汀也老了
Sting is old.
80年代英国爵士乐歌♥手
老斯汀依旧帅得一逼 他心知肚明
Old Sting's bloody gorgeous, and he knows it.
继续闹腾吧
Oh, boo-hoo!
随你们怎么嘲讽 我先吃熏肉黑麦三明治
You can jeer while I enjoy this pastrami on rye.
你不是素食主义者吗
But you're vegan!
曾经是的
I was,
直到我发现素食主义是外国人提出的
until I found out veganism was invented by foreigners,
这世上的外国人也太多了
of whom there are far too many on this planet!
没错 我讨厌外国人
That's right, I hate the foreign!
来到我们的国家 抢走我们的工作
Coming to this country and taking our jobs!
睡了我们的男人
Sleeping with our men!
但你就是个外国人
But you're a foreigner!
你还抢了一个可怜过气摇滚明星的饭碗
And you took the job of sad, washed-up rock star.
不 你背叛了素食主义
No! You turned your back on veganism.
你还是个不折不扣的种族主义者
And you're also a huge racist.
因为所有东西都很讨厌 除了肉肉
Because everything is horrid except meat.
所有你们都是渣渣
So slag off to you!
丽莎 亲爱的 别变成他的样子
Lisa, dear, don't let him happen to you.
别对一切都嗤之以鼻
Try not to sneer at everything.
听听别人的意见 哪怕是一点点
And listen to others, at least a bit.
哪怕是五次里面的一次
Perhaps one out of five times,
但是具体哪次还需要你自己品
But I can't tell you which times.
谢谢你 奎勒比
Thanks, Quilloughby.
你大概是一个内心纠结的八岁小姑娘
You're the best imaginary friend
所能遇见最好的幻想朋友了
a complicated eight-year-old could ever ask for.
但你我都清楚 已经到了你该离开的时候了
But I think we both know it's time for you to go.
我会想念你的
I'm going to miss you,
你这老狗逼
You bloody wanker.
行了行了
Okay, okay, okay,
接下来我要唱几首新专辑里的歌♥
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