乐一通秀场（2011）

The Looney Tunes Show S02E25

Part 4 March 10, 2021, 2:12 p.m.

过往之事就别计较了
Let the past stay in the past.
我忘了小波基猪
Little Porky.
♪ 长耳流浪汉骑马过平原 ♪
Well, long eared drifter riding cross the plain
♪ 无人见过他无人知晓他名 ♪
Nobody'd ever seen him, nobody knew his name
♪ 他横冲直撞进小镇 ♪
When he stormed into town
♪ 然后拿出过滤水饮下 ♪
And reached for some filtered water
♪ 还吃下了胡萝卜片 ♪
And some carrot nibblers
♪ 一位貌美年轻姑娘拦下这位不速之客 ♪
Well, a pretty little filly stopped the stranger
♪ 她说来我家酒馆 ♪
And she said, step into my saloon
♪ 歇下你的疲惫 ♪
And rest your weary head
♪ 但他却摇头说 ♪
But the stranger just shook his head and said
♪ 我要一份尼斯沙拉 ♪
I'll have a nicoise salad
♪ 健康食品垃圾食品 ♪
'cause there's good carbs and bad carbs
♪ 是个牛仔就该知道 ♪
And every cowboy knows
♪ 多吃富含果蔬的食品 ♪
The carbs from fruits and vegetables
♪ 才能保持好身材 ♪
Will help you fit your clothes
♪ 话说我还需要 ♪
Speaking of which, I'm gonna need
♪ 一些胡萝卜片 ♪
Some more carrot nibblers
♪ 然后他看到了 ♪
Then he saw Black Bart
♪ 站在地平线上的黑巴特 ♪
standing in the sunrise
♪ 牙上沾着碎肉眼里闪着糖果 ♪
He had gristle in his teeth and diabetes in his eyes
♪ 他说巴特我们摆好姿势 ♪
And he said, Bart, you and me's gonna square off
♪ 来吃酸奶水果杯 ♪
Over a yogurt parfait
♪ 但巴特抱起姑娘 ♪
But bart scooped up the woman
♪ 摇摇晃晃骑马离开 ♪
and he took off riding hard
♪ 他们去了炸玉米摊 ♪
He took her to a taco stand
♪ 那里只会使用猪油 ♪
that makes everything with lard
♪ 他点了十六个用子弹 ♪
He ordered 16 tacos made with
♪ 牛肉和面粉做的玉米饼 ♪
bullets, beef, and flour
♪ 他说妹子 ♪
He said, girl,
♪ 不管花时多久你都必须吃完 ♪
you're gonna eat these even if it takes an hour
♪ 这时不速之客快马赶到 ♪
Well, that's when that old stranger came riding up fast
♪ 他从矮马上下来喝了一杯小麦草汁 ♪
His dismounted his pony and took a shot of wheatgrass
♪ 他比划着说玉米饼派对结束了 ♪
This taco party's over, said the stranger with a draw
♪ 如果吃了这些垃圾 ♪
You eat that junk, you'll
♪ 胆固醇会偏得很高 ♪
jack up your bad cholesterol
♪ 伙计还有一件事 ♪
And one more thing, buddy
♪ 你忘拿酸奶杯啦 ♪
You forgot your parfait
♪ 因为打击罪恶的时候 ♪
'cause when you're fighting evil,
♪ 每个健康牛仔都知道 ♪
'every healthy cowboy knows
♪ 你得保证血糖不要偏得过低 ♪
You gotta keep your blood sugar from getting too low
♪ 如果血糖低了呢汉子 ♪
'Cause if you don't, you better know, Joe
♪ 你会变得很困呢 ♪
You're gonna get real sleepy
♪ 但巴特笑了他说我不需要那种垃圾 ♪
Well, Bart just laughed and said, I don't need that trash
♪ 我只吃牛排冰淇淋和牛肉马铃薯饼 ♪
I live on steak and ice cream, corned beef hash
♪ 我现在就能撂倒你 ♪
And I'd mow you down right now
♪ 但我反应好迟钝呀 ♪
If I wasn't feeling so sluggish
♪ 不速之客把酸奶杯推到他面前 ♪
The stranger pushed that parfait towards him
♪ 并且死死盯着巴特 ♪
And he stared Bart down
♪ 一股寒意布满整个小镇 ♪
And a hush and a chill fell across the town
♪ 每个人都惊呆了 ♪
And everybody froze as Bart reached
♪ 看着巴特吃了一口酸奶杯 ♪
And took a bite of his parfait
♪ 巴特的脸颊变得红润 ♪
Well, Bart's cheeks got rosy
♪ 他的头发也重得光彩 ♪
And his hair regained its sheen
♪ 他说一直都是糖摄入量 ♪
He said, it's my sugar intake
♪ 让我如此刻薄 ♪
that's been making me so mean
♪ 说到这里不速之客你分给我 ♪
Speaking of which, stranger, won't you share
♪ 一点你的胡萝卜片吧 ♪
Some of those carrot nibblers
♪ 两位牛仔一起驰骋尘土飞扬 ♪
And now two cowboys ride across that dusty land
♪ 击败黑暗力量还吃着燕麦糠 ♪
Vanquishing darkness and eating oat bran
♪ 还有一件事你最好得知道 ♪
And one thing you better understand, man
♪ 他们几乎不觉得疲倦 ♪
They hardly ever get sleepy
♪ 他们也爱吃爆炒蔬菜 ♪
They also enjoy stir-fry
♪ 他们仔细控制饮食 ♪
They carefully control their portions
♪ 他们还做饮食记录 ♪
And they keep food journals
♪ 他们还分胡萝卜切片吃 ♪
And they share their nibblers
♪ 健康的牛仔们 ♪
Healthy cowboys
我们到啦
Well, this is it.
我的小屋在哪里呀
Which one's my cabin?
就在这里啦
They're right over there.
你是小蝌蚪呢
You're a Tadpole.
等等
Wait.
不对你应该去那边
No, you're over there.
七号♥小屋鲨鱼屋
Cabin 7, the sharks.
不对我不是我是说他不是
No, I'm not. I mean, no, he's not.
你应该跟那些酷小孩一起玩
You're gonna be with the cool kids.
是吗
I am?
你能做到呢
You can do it.
谁知道呢也许等你长大了
Who knows, maybe one day you'll grow up
就能成为我第二好的朋友了
to be my second best friend.
你好
Hi.
谢谢达菲鸭
Thanks, Daffy.
我很喜欢当你第二好的朋友
I like being your second best friend.
现在我仔细想了一下
You know, now that I think about it,
那个女巫真好
It was pretty nice of the witch
让我用她的时间漩涡
to let me use her time vortex.
也许她应该是我
Yeah, I probably should make her
第二好的朋友吧
my second best friend.
我开玩笑啦
Kidding!
那就这样啦
That's all folks!