乐一通秀场（2011）

The Looney Tunes Show S02E24

Part 4 March 10, 2021, 2:12 p.m.

Help! Somebody help us!
啊我就知道自己会这样死掉
Aah! Aah! I always knew I'd d... d... die this way!
我觉得瑞迪儿夫人肯定是疯了
I think Madame Zoldor might be crazy.
我的胃可装不下这么多热狗呢
There's no way my stomach's big enough to eat all these.
女士们先生们欢迎来到第三十五届
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 35th annual
年度香肠先生竞吃大赛
Mr. Wiener hot dog eating contest.
那件绸缎夹克是我的啦
Uh... That satin jacket is mine.
各就各位...
On your mark...
准备...
Get set...
开始
Go!
为什么还没修好呀怎么花那么长时间
Hey, why isn't it fixed? What's taking so long?
他们什么时候会修好啊
When are they gonna fix it?!
波基猪冷静点
Porky, calm down.
我们会没事啦
It's gonna be ok.
佩妮其实
Mm. Uh, Petunia, um,
我有些事想告诉你
There's something I have to tell you.
从机场接到你开始
Ever since I picked you up at the airport,
我就一直在扮酷
I've been trying to play it cool.
为什么呀
Why?
因为我害怕如果你看到
Because I was afraid if you saw
我很激动的样子
how excited I was to see you,
你会觉得我很迫切
you'd think I was d... desperate.
但是实际上我很激动能见到你
But the truth is, I am excited to see you.
还有你得知道我喜欢棉花糖
Also, you should know that I love cotton candy,
我讨厌坐过山车
I don't like roller coasters,
而且你是我遇到的
and... and I think you're the greatest
最好的女孩
girl I've ever met.
我应该是... 搞砸了吧
I g... guess I blew it, huh?
祝你好运如果需要我
Good luck. If you need me,
我会在旁边捂着眼睛
I'll be over there, not watching.
女士们先生们
Ladies and gentlemen,
请把注意力转向内场
direct your attention to the infield
当地勇士山姆·约塞米蒂
where local daredevil Yosemite Sam
将试图开车一辆校车
will attempt to jump a school bus
飞跃十五辆摩托车
over 15 motorcycles.
我够不着油门
I can't reach the pedals!
你得和我一起表演特技
You gotta do the stunt with me.
你得当我的脚
You gotta be my feet.
你是疯了吗
Are you crazy?
不我可是山姆呀
No. I'm a Sam.
如果我失败了
And if I don't do this,
我会成为有史以来
I'll be the first Sam
首个一事无成的山姆
who ain't never accomplished nothin'.
让开
Move over.
哦谢谢你
Oh, thank you!
我就知道你是我最好的朋友
I knew you was my best friend!
我是说最好的邻居
I mean neighbor.
冠军产生了
We have a winner!
达菲鸭
Daffy Duck!
我说了嘛别参加吃热狗大赛
I told him not to enter that hot dog eating contest.
我告诫过他了呢
I told him.
是时候了
Well, this is it.
这会让我放松
It'll help me relax.
你可千万别睡着啊
Don't fall asleep at the wheel.
您正在收听的是 103.1古典乐广播
You're listening to classical 103.1.
真不敢相信我还活着
I'm alive! I can't believe it!
我真不敢相信校车上居然没安全带
Uhh! I can't believe they don't have seatbelts on school buses.
哦在这上面太浪漫了
Oh, it's so romantic up here.
我希望这摩天轮永远修不好
I hope they don't ever fix this ferris wheel.
达... 达... 达菲鸭
D... D... Daffy?
叫我香肠先生
That's Mr. Wiener!
所以去找点乐子享受生活
So go have some fun. Enjoy your life,
享受当下吧
live a little!
我应该能胜任死亡特技表演了
I think a death-defying stunt qualifies.
真是难以置信
Unbelievable!
他们把我的头衔撤掉了
They're stripping me of my title
因为他们说我作弊了
because they said I cheated.
我不能称呼自己为香肠先生了
I'm not allowed to call myself Mr. Wiener!
我会叫你香肠先生
I'll call you Mr. Wiener.
谢谢你
Thanks.
所以你才是我最好的朋友
That's why you're my best friend.
别让约塞米蒂听到啦
Don't tell Yosemite that.
看我在嘉年华赢的东西
Look what I won at the fair.
现在我能用帽子喝东西啦
Now I can drink out of my hat.