乐一通秀场（2011）

The Looney Tunes Show S02E11

Part 2 March 10, 2021, 2:08 p.m.

在哪里呀
Where?!
让我来我在医学院
Let me handle this. I put myself.
学过如何照看孩子
Through medical school baby-sitting.
红毛怪游丝我给你讲个睡前故事吧
Hey, Gossamer, how about I read you a bedtime story?
太好了
Yeah!
挖小猪快挖
Dig, pig, dig!
挖小猪快挖
Dig, pig, dig!
挖小猪快挖
Dig, pig, dig!
你光喊也没用啊
That is not helping.
为什么你不来挖呢
Why aren't you digging?
我做了美甲呢
My manicure.
够了我受够了
That's it. I'm done.
我们回家吧
Let's go home.
车停在哪里啦
Where's the car?
你不知道车停在哪里了吗
You don't know where the car is?
你也不知道车停在哪里啊
Well, you don't know where the car is!
那是因为当时你蒙住了我的眼睛
That's because you blindfolded me!
我以为如果你知道我们要去哪里
Well, I thought if you knew where we were going,
- 你就不会来了 - 我是不会来
- You wouldn't have come! - I wouldn't have!
你看我说对了吧
You just proved my point!
算了
Ughh. Forget it.
我自己找回家的路
I'll find my own way home.
这是什么
What is it?
我不知道
I don't know.
这是块超大的松露
It's a... giant truffle!
波基猪你做到了
Porky! You did it!
我们发财了发财了
We're rich, we're rich.
我们发财啦
We're rich!
达菲鸭
Um, Daffy?
我们还迷着路呢
We're still lost, you know.
迷路但是发财了
Lost and... rich!
兔宝宝
Bugs!
怎么了一切还顺利吗
What?! Is everything ok?
一切都很好没什么可担心的
Everything's fine. Nothing to worry about.
都是小事一桩啦
Totally no big deal.
只是红毛怪游丝有点
But... Gossamer kind of, um,
他变成了一只青蛙
he turned into a frog.
你什么意思红毛怪游丝变成了青蛙
What do you mean, Gossamer turned into a frog?!
这是什么东西
What's this?
我原以为是本讲睡前故事的书
Well, I thought it was a book of bedtime stories,
但现在我确定这是本咒语书
But now I'm pretty sure it's a book of spells.
等等在进去之前我还得告诉你件事
Wait! Before you go in there, you should know one more thing.
我好像把红毛怪游丝的闹钟变成了
I think I might have also turned Gossamer's alarm clock.
一只很大很凶残的灰熊
Into a great, big, ferocious grizzly bear.
红毛怪游丝
Gossamer!
- 可怜的小家伙 - 好了...
- You poor thing. - Well...
看来你能搞定一切呢
Looks like you got this covered.
所以也许我该...
So, you know, I should probably.
回家了
Head on home.
我是说我回家拿个玻璃容器
I mean, uh, to get a terrarium.
把红毛怪游丝放进去直到我们找到
To put Gossamer in until we can figure out.
哪句咒语能把他变回人形
Which one of these spells will turn him back...
这才是我的意思
Is what I was saying.
你还以为我会丢下你们不管吧
Oh, you thought I was going to leave you.
我打赌这小宝贝能有三磅重
I bet this baby weighs three pounds.
它可能会值五十万美元呢
We're probably looking at a half a million dollars!
你那百分之十打算怎么花呀
What are you going to do with your ten percent?
达菲鸭这事我们谈过了
Daffy? We've been through this.
平摊就是平分的意思
If you say "Split", it means half.
好吧你的那一半你打算怎么花
Fine! So what are you going to do with your "Half"?
我不知道呢
I don't know.
我一直是那种存钱以备不时之需的人
I've always been someone who saves their money for a rainy day.
别这样这可是个善待自己的好机会
Come on. This is your chance to treat yourself right.
也许我可以买♥♥件衬衫
I guess I could buy a shirt.
我从没感觉自己需要买♥♥衬衫呢
I mean, I never felt like I needed a shirt.
因为我已经有一件夹克和领结了
Considering I already had a jacket and tie,
这会不会太奢侈呀
It seems so extravagant.
所以你才不♥穿♥衬衫吗
That's why you don't wear a shirt?!
就因为你很小气吗
Because you're cheap?
那你为什么不♥穿♥衣服呢
Well, why don't you wear clothes?
因为我爱自己的身材
Because I love my body.
快看我的胸肌波基猪快看
Check out my pecs, Porky. Check 'em. Look at 'em.
怎么了
What?!
到底怎么了
What?!
我好像听到了点动静
I think I hear something.
- 你觉得是什么 - 可能是熊吧
- What do you think it is? - A bear?
波基猪这片树林千百年
Porky! There hasn't been a bear in these woods.
都没出现过熊呢
For a thousand years!
快带我们飞离这里呀
Quick, fly us out of here!
你说什么我不会飞呀
What?! I can't fly!
但你是鸭子啊
But you're a duck!
我可不是那种鸭子呀
I'm not that kind of duck.
我就都知道自己会这样死掉
I always knew I'd die this way!
嗨是的
Hi, yes.
我昨晚报了警
I called 9-1-1 last night,
但那个签派员可能觉得我疯了
But I think the dispatcher thought I was crazy.
哦好的
Oh, ok.
我在照看这个怪物知道吧
Uh, well, I was baby-sitting this monster, see,
但是我女朋友不小心把他的闹钟
And my girlfriend accidentally turned his alarm clock.
变成了只大灰熊然后熊就逃跑了
Into a grizzly bear, and he escaped and ran away.
喂
Hello?
我应该找到昨晚念的咒语了
I think I found the spell I did last night.
你到底确不确定呀
You think or you know?
可能吧我是说应该找到了吧
I know. I mean, I think I know.
那真是太好了
Well, that's great.
但我们需要找到反咒语
But we need the spell that reverses the spell.
是这个绝对是这个咒语
It's this one. It's definitely this one.
应该是不我是说绝对是
I think. No, I mean, I know.
我是说可能... 是吧
I mean, I think... I know.
念出来吧
Just read it.
怎么了
What?
呃没什么
Uh, nothing.
我想那只熊已经走了
Psst. I think the bear's gone.
你还好吗
You ok?
我很好
I'm fine.
松露还好吗
Is the truffle ok?
我是说你还好吗
I mean, are you ok?
我们已经走了好几个小时了
We've been walking for hours.
你不觉得这里看着眼熟吗
Does any of this look familiar?
所有地方都眼熟哪里都一样啊
It all looks familiar. Everything looks the same!
我饿了
I'm starving.
我要吃掉自己分量的松露
I'm going to eat into my half of the truffle.
你疯了吗你这是在吃钱啊
Are you crazy? That's like eating money.
这是我们的未来啊
This is our future.
没人会为了吃了一大口的松露
No one's going to give us a half a million dollars.
给我们五十万美金呢
For a truffle with a giant bite out of it!
如果你饿了去吃点浆果吧
If you're hungry, eat some berries.
但是万一有毒呢
But what if they're poisonous?
那我就知道这些不能吃了
Then I'll know not to eat 'em.
我们必须跳
We have to jump!
但我不会游泳啊
But I can't swim!
你不会飞还不会游泳
You can't fly, you can't swim!
你还算是鸭子吗
Are you even a duck at all?!
我不确定呢
I'm not sure.
这个可以轻松拿下来呢
This comes off very easily.
- 波基猪 - 我在这里
- Porky! - I'm here!
我弄丢了松露
I lost the truffle!
它在那边呢
There it is.
我拿到了啊
I've got it! Ahh!
我又弄丢了
I don't got it!