乐一通秀场（2011）

The Looney Tunes Show S02E11

Part 4 March 10, 2021, 2:08 p.m.

我不知道看着挺大的
I don't know, it's pretty big.
十美分吧也许
A dime, maybe?
十美分这么大的松露就值十美分
A dime?! For a truffle this size?
这可不是松露
That's not a truffle!
那是一个又老又脏的土豆
That's an old, dirty potato!
你们觉得它是松露吗
You thought it was a truffle?
松露只有意大利和法国有啊伙计
They only got those in Italy and France, man.
我的自尊全毁了
There goes my self worth.
你还有我呀
You still have me.
你想去意大利或法国
You feel like taking a trip
旅游一下吗
to Italy or France?
那会是MP
It would be MP.
这意味着花费都你出你知道吧
That means you're paying, you know.
我知道呀
I know.
什么情...
What the...?
我是参加了什么真人秀节目吗
Am I on some kind of reality show?
有人吗
Hello?
原型立现
Revelio.
哦天啊
Oh, dear.
你近期还是别照镜子了吧
Hmm, maybe just don't look into a mirror for a while,
或者永远也别照了...
or never...