乐一通秀场（2011）

The Looney Tunes Show S02E18

Part 3 March 10, 2021, 2:09 p.m.

怎么样
Well?
我终于能拿到小星星了吗
Do I finally get a gold star?
难以置信真是难以置信
Unbelievable! Just unbelievable.
我一直在练习却依旧毫无长进
I've been practicing forever and I'm still not any better.
我到底怎么了呀
What is wrong with me?
你觉得呢我希望你能坦诚
What do you think? I need you to be honest.
我希望你说真话别藏着
I want the truth. Don't hold back.
你觉得我该放弃学钢琴吗
Do you think I should quit piano?
- 好的 - 我就知道
- Uh-huh. - I knew it!
这整件事就是在浪费时间
This whole thing's been a giant waste of time.
这也证明了我再也不应该
And it's proof that I should never
尝试新事物了
try anything again. Ever.
因为我终将失败我什么事都做不好
Because I will fail. I fail at everything.
是的
Uh-huh.
所以何必尝试呢
So why try?
我就不该尝试对吧
I just shouldn't ever try, right?
因为你一旦尝试
Because when you try, you expose yourself
你就有可能失败
to the possibility of failure.
既然你有可能失败
And there's no point in trying.
那么尝试就毫无意义
If there's a chance that you might fail.
你懂我的意思吗
You know what I mean?
我懂你的意思
I know what you mean.
谢啦兔宝宝
Thanks, Bugs.
这里挺高级的吧
Pretty classy, huh?
飞毛腿这是什么情况呀
Speedy, what is all this?
这叫高级餐饮和苏利文家一样
It's called fine dining. Like at Sullivan's.
挪威♥海♥螯虾听起来不错哦
Shrimp scampi? Ooh, that sounds good.
但一如往常我以前没吃过
Then again, I've never had it before,
而尝试新事物毫无意义
and there's no point in trying something new.
对吧兔宝宝
Right, Bugs?
我还是去吃自助餐吧
I guess I'll just get the buffet.
苏利文家你惹错老鼠了
You messed with the wrong mouse, Sullivan's.
他们没惹你呀飞毛腿
Uh, they didn't mess with you, Speedy.
不过是一家餐厅嘛
It's just another restaurant.
我天生争强好胜
It's my competitive nature.
不然你以为我是怎么当上
How did you think I became the fastest mouse
墨西哥最快的老鼠呢
in all of Mexico? No.
如果苏利文家有自助餐我也要有
If Sullivan's has a buffet, I got a buffet.
如果苏利文家有海螯虾我这要有
If Sullivan's has shrimp scampi, I got shrimp scampi.
如果苏利文家每周五晚有现场音乐会
If Sullivan's has live music every Friday night,
每周五晚上我也要办现场音乐会
I got live music every Friday night.
今晚你还安排了现场音乐会吗
You've got live music tonight?
你在说什么呢
Huh? What are you talking about?
- 不是你安排吗 - 什么意思
- You're the one who arranged it! - What?
你一定是在开玩笑吧
Please tell me this is a joke.
你说会安排好所有事宜的呀
You said you were going to take care of everything.
我什么时候说的啊
When did I say that?
我那天问过你呀
I asked you the other day.
我说我有件大事求你帮忙你可以拒绝
I said, I have a big favor to ask you, and you can say no,
但是你有没有认识的人
but do you know of anyone who
周五晚上有空来演奏现场音乐
might be available to perform on Friday night?
然后你说好的
And you said, uh-huh.
然后我又问你确定吗
And then I said, are you sure?
你说好的然后我说那十分感谢
And you said, uh-huh. Then I said, thank you so much.
你真是太友好了
This is such a nice gesture.
你简直是正人君子呢
You are a prince among men.
然后你说我懂你的意思
And you said, I know what you mean.
我个人觉得你当时有点夸海口了
Personally, I thought that was a little bit boastful,
但我不能妄加评价所以我说随便吧
but I'm not in a position to judge, so I said, whatever.
然后就这样了呀
And here we are.
额假设来讲
Ehh, hypothetically,
我只是先假设一下
just throwing this out there,
如果出于某些原因
Um, what would happen if, for some reason,
今晚没有现场演奏会怎样呢
there was no live entertainment tonight?
不会怎么样只是我会浪费五百美元
Oh, not much. Other than I will have wasted
打了个整幅的广♥告♥
$500 on a full page ad.
所有人也都会不再来我的餐厅了
And all of these people will no longer be customers of mine.
他们都会成沙利文家的顾客
They'll be customers of Sullivan's!
所以请告诉我你请到演奏的人了
So please tell me you got someone.
- 我请到了 - 那最好了
- I got someone. - You better.
我有个非常好的消息
I've got great news!
你今晚可以演奏钢琴了
You're playing the piano tonight.
我吗我不弹钢琴了啊
Me? I don't play piano.
你说这话是什么意思
What are you talking about?
你在说什么呀
What are you talking about?
我问过你我是否该放弃你说好的
I asked you if I should quit, and you said, uh-huh.
天呀这样之前的谈话不算
Oh, boy. Ok, forget our conversation.
那段即使失败几率很微小
Even the part about never trying anything
你也不要去尝试也不要提了吗
if there's even the slightest chance that you might fail?
这段就更别提了
Especially that part!
这简直是世界上最糟糕的建议呀
That's the worst advice that anybody could ever give.
达菲鸭你说过想要学习弹钢琴
Daffy, you said you wanted to learn how to play the piano.
那么不管有多么艰难
So you have to stick with it,
无论有多么难听都要坚持下去
no matter how hard it is, or how bad it sounds.
你能成功的
You can do it.
你真的相信我吗
You really believe in me?
是的我是说当然相信
Uh-huh. I mean, yes.
谢了兔宝宝
Thanks, Bugs.
别谢我去谢达菲鸭吧
Don't thank me. Thank Daffy.
也别谢我去谢温妮·杨还有她父母
Don't thank me. Thank Winnie Yang and her parents
能同意她这么晚不睡觉
for letting her stay up so late.
你快把我吓死啦
You scared me to death.
我正要和你谈谈这个问题
That's precisely what I want to talk to you about.
被那块披萨噎住之后我考虑了很多事
Choking on that pizza has really made me think about things,
特别是如果我... 过世该怎么安排
specifically the arrangements in the event of my... passing.
瞎说什么
What?!
♪ 让我安息在雪佛兰科尔维特中 ♪
Lay me to rest inside a corvette
♪ 行李箱装满酸奶以备后世享用 ♪
With a trunk full of yogurt for the afterlife
♪ 拉车的马儿要用克莱兹代尔 ♪
Pull the corvette with a team of clydesdales
♪ 还一定要让蒂娜陪在我身旁 ♪
Make sure that Tina is there by my side
如果她还没有死呢
What if she's not dead?
那就想办法嘛
Just make it work.
♪ 我的挽歌♥ ♪
For my eulogy
♪ 要请尼尔·戴蒙德来演唱 ♪
Get Neil Diamond to sing
♪ 要引述《指环王》的名句 ♪
And use lots of quotes from "Lord of the Rings"
♪ 不饰鲜花只买♥♥生肉 ♪
In lieu of flowers, buy some raw meat
♪ 重金请来海盗载舞街头 ♪
Then pay some pirates to dance in the street
你说什么
What?!
♪ 派对要举办九百天 ♪
And the party will rage for 900 days
♪ 升起篝火大声喧闹胡乱枪战 ♪
With bonfires and swearing and random gun play
♪ 在城中贴满我的照片 ♪
And plaster the town with photos of me
♪ 这是我的律令也是我的遗赠 ♪
This is my decree, it's my legacy
♪ 将我的大脑低温冻藏 ♪
Cryogenically freeze my brain
♪ 科学家便可偷师我的思想 ♪
So the scientists can tinker
♪ 他们将要继承的才学 ♪
Think of the knowledge that they'd retain
♪ 源自世上伟大的思想家之一 ♪
From one of the world's great thinkers
♪ 这可是金字塔关系 ♪
It's a trifecta, can't you see
♪ 我达芬奇还有苏格拉底 ♪
It's me, Da Vinci and Socrates
你说的还是悼念仪式吗
Are we still talking about your memorial?
当然了 ♪ 所有读书的孩子 ♪
Yep. All the kids must attend
♪ 一定要念达菲鸭中学 ♪
Daffy duck high
♪ 练习成为砖瓦匠军乐领队或是间谍 ♪
And train as brick masons and twirlers and spies
♪ 有些要成为身怀绝技的忍♥者 ♪
Though some should be ninjas that do awesome stunts
♪ 他们身穿黑袍将我的头像印在胸前 ♪
They'd all wear black robes with my face on the front
♪ 在玫瑰碗球场的五十码中线为我建座大理石像 ♪
The 50 yard line at the Rose Bawl works great
♪ 巨大的像身正好镶上大大的金色铭牌 ♪
For my huge marble statue with a big gold nameplate
♪ 或深入狮身人面像下 ♪
Or under the sphinx
♪ 或攀上铁金三角 ♪
Or up a pyramid
♪ 登顶时要打开顶盖 ♪
But right at the top, just open the lid
♪ 派对要举办九百天 ♪
And the party will rage for 900 days