乐一通秀场（2011）

The Looney Tunes Show S02E10

Part 4 March 10, 2021, 2:08 p.m.

Well, if Rick Evans didn't kidnap Santa,
那他去哪里了呢
then where is he?
不好
No!
兔宝宝你不应该用暗门呀
Bugs, you weren't supposed to use the trap door.
你以为我想
Really?
我们现在怎么办
Now what are we gonna do?
戏还没演完呢
There's no ending.
圣诞老人吗
Santa?
我知道你们都在想什么
I know what you're all thinking.
这是你们看过最糟糕的圣诞表演
This is the worst Christmas play you've ever seen.
而且我还真无法反驳
And I can't say I disagree.
不过要演得这么糟糕也是花了很大精力
But it took a lot of effort to put on a play this bad,
要说什么事情值得大家努力争取
and if there's one thing that's worth the effort,
那就是圣诞节
it's Christmas.
听着我知道要费很大功夫
Look, I know it's a lot of work,
把圣诞树绑在车顶上
tying the tree to the top
然后拖到家里去
of your car and then dragging it inside.
松针叶弄得到处都是
Pine needles going everywhere.
把行李装上车
Packing up the car
然后开车六小时去奶奶家过节
car and driving 6 hours to grandma's house.
但正是如此大家才能团聚在一起
But these are the things that bring us all together.
即使这个被改得
Even this utterly
面目全非的《圣诞颂歌♥》也是一样
unrecognizable version of "A Christmas Carol."
看看你们周围
I mean, look around you.
整个小镇团聚在此
The whole town is here.
我知道庆祝圣诞很辛苦
Yes, I know that Christmas isn't easy,
但这也是值得做的事情呢
but nothing worth doing ever is.
现在不好意思了
Now, if you'll excuse me,
我要去把礼物
I've got to deliver presents
送给地球上的孩子们了
to every boy and girl on earth.
你们觉得这活会很轻松吗
You think that doesn't take a lot of effort?
大家圣诞快乐
Merry Christmas, everyone.
暗门很不错嘛
Nice trap door.
我看看呀
Let's see here.
罗拉兔兔宝宝囊地鼠们
Lola. Bugs. Gophers.
礼物你们自己决定好了
Aw, you can decide who gets what.
约塞米蒂
Yosemite.
明年要乖一点哟
Better luck next year.
还有飞毛腿
Speedy.
我的天呀
What the?
嘿伙计们
Hey, fellas.
我把风扇插上电啦
I plugged your fan in.
大家圣诞快乐啦
Merry Christmas, everyone.
♪ 圣诞时分来临 ♪
Christmas time is here
♪ 冷空气带来刺痛感 ♪
There's a tingle in the air
♪ 坐在公园长凳上黏住了我的屁♥股♥ ♪
I sat on a park bench and froze my derriere
♪ 我们都在挂圣诞袜喝着热可可 ♪
We're all hanging stockings, drinking cocoa
♪ 老天啊下雪了 ♪
O-m-g, it's snowing
♪ 圣诞老人带来了大量战利品 ♪
Santa's bringing tons of loot
♪ 圣诞气氛全被吹来啦 ♪
And we've got Christmas spirit blowin'
♪ 这是一年之中我们放下消极态度之时 ♪
It's the time of year we try to drop our negativity
♪ 我刚丢下了闪光弹♪
I just dropped a glitter bomb
♪ 让整个小镇更有圣诞气氛 ♪
To make the town more christmasy
♪ 圣诞时期会非常繁忙 ♪
Christmas time can be so hectic
♪ 购物中心会变得非常疯狂 ♪
Shopping malls can be so rough
♪ 但这是最棒的假期 ♪
But it's the best of all the holidays
♪ 因为我们能得到新东西 ♪
Because we get new stuff
♪ 我厌倦了万圣节 ♪
I got sick on Halloween
♪ 新年欢度也很糟糕 ♪
New year's was an awful scene
♪ 感恩节充满了鼾声 ♪
And Thanksgiving was a snore
♪ 圣诞圣诞我们要更多礼物 ♪
Christmas, Christmas, we want more
♪ 壁炉旁的圣诞季节 ♪
Yuletide by the fireplace
♪ 我要大吃特吃啦 ♪
I am gonna stuff my face
♪ 关掉闹钟学校关闭 ♪
Punch the clock and close the school
♪ 这就是圣诞节的规定呢 ♪
That's the reason Christmas rules
♪ 所有建筑都像冰屋 ♪
All the buildings look like igloos
♪ 白色伟岸冬季城♥堡♥ ♪
White majestic winter castles
♪ 我们能穿上圣诞毛衣 ♪
We can wear our Christmas sweaters
♪ 裙裤上还点缀着金色流苏 ♪
And our culottes with gold tassels
♪ 这就是圣诞节美好的原因 ♪
This is why Christmas is great
♪ 现在没有时间来仇恨 ♪
This ain't time to play a hate
♪ 你只需拥有圣诞信念 ♪
All you gotta have is faith
♪ 多么可爱的圣诞幽灵 ♪
What a lovely Christmas wraith
你是说花冠吗
You mean wreath?
不是我说的就是幽灵
Nope, I mean wraith.
♪ 我的假期忧郁症 ♪
My holiday depression
♪ 被此番可爱景象消除掉 ♪
Has been lifted by this lovely sight
♪ 这有五千瓦的圣诞彩灯 ♪
How can one be sad
♪ 怎么会有人感到悲伤呢 ♪
With 50,000 watts of Christmas lights?
♪ 有那么多节假日 ♪
There's so many holidays
♪ 植树节又是什么鬼 ♪
What the heck is arbor day?
♪ 我只知道那天得上班 ♪
I just know I work that day
♪ 让我放一天圣诞假吧 ♪
Give me Christmas any day
♪ 壁炉旁的圣诞节 ♪
Yuletide by the fireplace
♪ 我要大吃特吃啦 ♪
I am gonna stuff my face
♪ 关掉闹钟学校关闭 ♪
Punch the clock and close the school
♪ 这就是圣诞节的规定呢 ♪
That's the reason Christmas rules
♪ 我爱闪闪发光的球 ♪
I love all the shiny balls
♪ 孩子们兴奋地活蹦乱跳 ♪
Children bouncing off the walls
♪ 特卖♥♥场上买♥♥来闪光灯 ♪
Blinking lights we got on sale
♪ 成捆的银色圣诞彩条 ♪
Silver tinsel by the bale
♪ 在半结冰河面上滑冰 ♪
Semi-frozen river skating
♪ 用拐杖糖果自我疗伤 ♪
Candy cane self-medicating
♪ 把讨厌的礼物拿回家 ♪
Taking back gifts that we hate
♪ 十五嗙重的冬季肥膘 ♪
15 pounds of winter weight
♪ 圣诞猫咪的毛绒毯子 ♪
Fluffy with Christmas cats
♪ 十嗙重的俄♥罗♥斯♥冬帽 ♪
10 pound Russian winter hats
♪ 不含淀粉的水果蛋糕 ♪
Fruitcakes that are gluten free
♪ 还有好几加仑的蛋酒 ♪
Eggnog by the gallon... whee!
♪ 崭新车上绑着蝴蝶结 ♪
Brand new cars with giant bows
♪ 假日主题的激光表演 ♪
Holiday-themed laser shows
♪ 还有烤鸡做的圣诞树 ♪
Roasted chicken Christmas trees
♪ 还有奶酪耶稣诞生像 ♪
Cheddar cheese nativities
♪ 圣诞节的卡拉OK巴士 ♪
Christmas karaoke bus
♪ 祝我们大家圣诞节快乐 ♪
Happy holidays to us
马努·吉诺比利
Manu Ginobili!