乐一通秀场（2011）

The Looney Tunes Show S02E17

Part 4 March 10, 2021, 2:09 p.m.

我通过集体治疗了解到一对一的介入
Through group, I've learned that one-on-one interventions
会引起对抗心理而且可能会进一步升级
can feel confrontational and tend to escalate,
相反集体介入
whereas group interventions
会更加有效
are more supportive.
兔宝宝我们能谈谈吗
Bugs? Can I talk to you?
走开我忙着呢
Go away. I'm busy.
他把自己封闭在屋里了
He's barricaded himself in there.
退后我要破门而入了
Get back. I'm gonna bust the door down.
门根本没锁啊
It wasn't even locked.
太棒了我赢了
Yes! I won!
我是食人怪啦
I'm a Gribbler!
终于通关了
Finally!
给你拿走吧
Here. Take it.
我永远不想再看到这玩意了
I don't ever want to see that thing again.
我也希望这事能这么简单
I wish it were that simple.
你的问题不在这个游戏机
Your problem's not in here.
而是在这里
It's in here.
- 什么意思 - 兔宝宝没关系的
- What? - Bugs, it's ok.
你讨厌自己
You hate yourself.
我不讨厌自己
I don't hate myself.
你讨厌这个世界
You're mad at the world
因为你小的时候每个人都刁难你
because when you were a kid, everyone picked on you.
没人刁难我我很受欢迎啊
No one picked on me. I was very popular.
这个游戏你玩得无法自拔
You couldn't stop playing that video game
是因为你的问题很严重
because you have deep-seated issues.
我可没什么严重问题
I don't have deep-seated issues.
我玩游戏停不下来
I just couldn't stop playing the game
是因为我喜欢玩这个游戏
because I liked playing the game.
我好饿啊
I'm starving.
这样说来我网购停不下来
Well, then, maybe I couldn't stop online shopping
是因为我喜欢网购吧
because I just like online shopping.
也就是说我也没有什么
That would mean that I don't have
很严重的问题啊
any deep-seated issues, either.
我没有问题啊
I don't have any problems.
我想你是有问题的
Uh, I think you do have problems,
我才不需要集体治疗呢
I don't need group therapy.
我认为你应该继续集体治疗
I'd stick with the group therapy.
我从来都没有过任何问题
There was never anything wrong with me.
实际上...
Actually...
- 我过去很完美 - 我可不这么认为
- I was perfect. - I wouldn't say that.
- 现在也很完美 - 哦我觉得...
- I am perfect. - Uh, I'm...
我是个完美的人
I am a perfect person.
世界准备接驾吧
Get ready, world.
我回来了
Here I come.
♪ 他在高速公路上行进 ♪
He's marching on the freeway
♪ 请不要挡了他的路 ♪
So, get out of his way
♪ 因为他内心藏着只猛兽 ♪
'Cause he's holding in a monster
♪ 一只纸铸猛兽 ♪
Made of papier mache
♪ 既然有万道可走为何只选一路而行 ♪
Why stay in one lane when he can take them all?
♪ 他驾一辆柴油驱动自卸车 ♪
He drives a diesel-burning dump truck
♪ 有十八英尺高 ♪
That's 18 feet tall
♪ 巡游花车 ♪
Parade float
♪ 空调吹着热气 ♪
The A.C. Blows hot
♪ 巡游花车 ♪
Parade float
♪ 传动器已失灵 ♪
The transmission is shot
♪ 巡游花车 ♪
Parade float
♪ 驾车充满奇趣 ♪
It's so fun to drive
♪ 巡游花车 ♪
Parade float
♪ 速度超不过二十五迈 ♪
It won't go over 25
♪ 巡游花车 ♪
Parade float
♪ 有人点了贝斯独奏吗 ♪
Did somebody order a bass solo?
等等等一下
Wait. Wait.
接近了
Closer.
就快找到了
Almost.
就是这个调
There it is.
就是这个调
Oh, ho! There it is.
♪ 慢得不会超速 ♪
It's too slow to pull over
♪ 大得无人愿偷 ♪
And it's too big to steal
♪ 无人可以掀翻 ♪
You'll never tip it over
♪ 只需两腿四轮 ♪
It's got 2 feet and 4 wheels
♪ 到加油站要一英里 ♪
It gets 1 mile to the gallon
♪ 还会大火烧一把 ♪
And it tends to catch on fire
♪ 发动车的唯一办法 ♪
And the only way to start it
♪ 就是用一把钳子 ♪
Is with a pair of pliers
♪ 环保人士们常说 ♪
You know, environmentalists say,
♪ "你的车太大了" ♪
"Your car is too big,"
♪ 但我说 ♪
But I say,
♪ "是你们的星球太小了" ♪
"Your planet's too small"
♪ 他还在庆祝还在装点 ♪
He still celebrates and decorates
♪ 他有超高标准 ♪
His super grade
♪ 巡游花车 ♪
Parade float
♪ 经常撞上路肩 ♪
It hits curbs a bunch
♪ 巡游花车 ♪
Parade float
♪ 它使用混合动力 ♪
It eats hybrids for lunch
♪ 巡游花车 ♪
Parade float
♪ 不要尝试超车 ♪
Just don't try to pass
♪ 巡游花车 ♪
Parade float
♪ 否则他会踢翻你的车 ♪
Or he'll flatten your car
♪ 巡游花车 ♪
Parade float
一群蠢货
Suckers.
胡萝卜三号♥吗
Carrot 3?
你就不能想个我猜不到的密♥码♥吗
You couldn't think of anything better than "Carrot 3?"
我刚抢到了一套水底飞镖套装呢
I just got us an underwater dart set.
想抱抱吗来嘛
Who wants a hug, come on!
你需要拥抱的啦
You know you need one.