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Oh, my God. Mmm.
我的老天爷啊 你这是做啥呢
Oh -- oh, my God. Why would you do that?
你不是说我们是团队吗
You said we're a team.
我决定更喜欢你那根
I decided I liked yours better.
你太需要放松点了 保罗 你死板啊
You really have to loosen up, Paul. You're so rigid.
我才不死板 刚刚那样 叫恶心
I'm not rigid. That was -- that was gross.
-死板 死板 死板 -这是我的冰棍
- Rigid. Rigid. Rigid. - Okay, I just -- This -- this is my popsicle.
终于恢复了
Sure, now it works.
不 不不不
Hey. No. No, no, no.
-你们 -能跟你聊聊吗
- What is -- - Can I talk to you for a second?
好啊
Yeah.
我感觉跟萨姆的关系进展太快了
Things are moving way too fast with Sam.
你用的那些约会软件
So about those dating apps that you're using...
能给我说说吗
can you tell me about them?
我列个单子用短♥信♥给你 但基本上是这样的
Oh, I'll text you a list, but basically, here's the deal.
记住 这是一个数字游戏
Remember, it's a numbers game,
不要太往心里去
so don't take anything personally.
不确定的一定往右划
And always swipe right on the maybes
因为他们也许真人更帅
'cause they may be hotter in person.
还要记住 见面只能去喝点东西
And also, only meet for coffee or a drink,
但去的地方一定得有吃的 帅哥就可以约饭了
but make sure the bar has food in case the guy doesn't suck.
如果你不想倒♥退♥回至古老的一夫一妻制
And if you don't wanna slip back into serial monogamy,
一个人最多约两次
keep it to a 2-date maximum.
好的
All right.
你也该享享乐子了 乔丹
Time for you to have some fun, Jordan.
是啊 无比赞同
Yeah. I couldn't agree more.
回见
See ya.
成人得了川崎病
So Kawasaki disease in an adult?
是啊 肝脏包虫囊肿
Yeah. Hydatid liver cyst.
今晚真是大写的疯狂
This night was bananas with a capital B.
是啊
Yeah.
你和萨姆哈
So you and Sam?
BGM: Destination by Son Ravello
对 顺其自然 一点点来
Yeah. Casual, you know, taking it day by day.
你和杰西卡
You and Jessica?
先这样
For now.
你知道我的
You know me.
我知道
I do.
那边也开始了
So that's happening.
是啊 安妮和斯科特
Yeah. Annie and Scott.
他跟我说了 男人之间的对话
Yeah, he told me, man to man.
男人之间的对话 你感觉如何
Man to man, huh? How do you feel about it?
恨得要死
Oh, I hated it.
-他傲慢又自负 -等等
- He's arrogant, egotistical. - Well, hold on.
那是我曾经约会过的男人
You know, I used to date the guy.
是个很不错的男人
He happens to be a really great guy.
而安妮呢 自带急需心理辅♥导♥光环
Annie, however, is a walking therapy session.
你说的那可是我家人
Oh, that's my family you're talking about.
好吧 也许她有些不稳定
All right, so she's not the most stable.
可谁又好到哪去了
But who is?
她偷走了你的电视
She stole your TV.
旧的不去新的不来
Gave me an excuse to buy a new one.
我得走了
I gotta go.
好 我也是
Yeah. Me, too.
我好像给你做过太多次蛋卷了
I think I'm made you too many omelettes.
你爱不爱吃墨西哥式煎蛋
How do you feel about huevos rancheros?
萨姆 我们谈谈
Sam, we gotta talk.
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