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天啊 我热血沸腾 我们出去玩吧
Oh, my God, I'm pumped. Let's go out.
好 或许去真的打一架
Yeah, maybe get into a real fight.
悠着点 杰玛
Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow your roll, Gemma.
等等 你们就这么扔下我们了
Hold up, y'all just gonna leave us?
必须的 你俩瞒着我们搞鬼
Hell yeah. You two totally went behind our backs
我们本该是伴侣[合伙人]的
when we were supposed to be partners.
没错 戴夫 如果我想和骗子结婚
Yeah, Dave, if I wanted to marry a liar,
我就会留在希科里街口了
I would have stayed in Hickory Corners.
靠 那地方到底有多可怕啊
Damn, dude, how bad is that place?
你和埃博妮的约会怎么样 肯定很糟
So, um, how was your date with Ebony? I bet it sucked.
恰恰相反 我的兄弟
Au contraire, mon frère.
简直像是电影里的场景
It was like something out of a movie, okay?
想象《罗密欧与朱丽叶》加上《蜜斯与地痞》
Think Romeo and Juliet meets Lady and the Tramp.
所以你们吃了意大利面
Oh, so you guys had spaghetti
然后她自杀了
and then she killed herself?
不是 我们带着她的狗去了公园
No. We went to the park with her dogs,
它们的名字是罗密欧和朱丽叶
and their names are Romeo and Juliet.
听起来超级无趣
That sounds super lame.
最后我收获的拥抱一点也不无趣
Well, that long hug I got at the end wasn't.
你们做什么了
What'd you guys do?
这个嘛 我去接她...
Well, I picked her up...
乘公交接她
On the bus.
我们去看了诗朗诵...
We went to a poetry reading...
免费的
That was free.
然后我把她送回她家
And then I dropped her off at her place...
因为你没有自己的家
Because you don't have your own.
你这是嫉妒 明白吗
You know what? You're super jealous, okay?
你个穷鬼 兄弟 我只是说说
You're broke, bro, I'm just saying.
马尔科姆 马蒂
Malcolm? Marty?
埃博妮
Ebony?
-你们俩认识 -是啊
- You guys know each other? - Uh, yeah.
怎么认识的
How?
-这个嘛... -这个嘛...
- Well... - Well, uh...
我们...我们...
We-we-we...
他们是兄弟
Oh, they brothers.
你准备好了吗 美女
Are you ready, beautiful?
-什么 -等等 等一下
- What? - Now-now, wait-wait-wait, wait a second.
你们俩怎么认识的
How do you two know each other?
我们匹配上了 对
Oh, we're a match. Yeah.
看来我确实喜欢网上购物
Turns out I do like online shopping.
或许这是最好的结果
Well, maybe that's for the best.
你说得对 我们可是兄弟
You know what? Yeah, you're right. I mean, we're brothers.
对啊
Right.
不要啊 又来了
Oh, please, not again.
这样吧
Okay,
我们数到三把名字说出来
let's just look and say the names on three.
-准备好了吗 -好了
- Ready? - Okay.
一 二 三
One... two... three.
-劳拉 -特蕾西
- Laura! - Tracey!
谢天谢地
Oh, God, thank you.
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