东邻西舍

The Neighborhood S01E02

Part 1 Nov. 27, 2019, 2:14 p.m.

希望这盒麦片
I hope the prize in that cereal box is
能让你中个公♥寓♥
the key to your own apartment.
你也早上好
Well, good morning to you, too.
如果你穿好衣服就好了
Well, it will be once you get dressed.
快点我们要去垃圾场了
Come on, we're going down to the scrapyard.
我得给我的卡车门找个新把手
I got to find a new door handle for my truck.
我可不想周末和你去垃圾场
Hey, man, I don't want to spend my weekend at the dump with you.
周末你又没有工作
Week end? You don't have a job.
啥时候有周初了
When did your week even start?
早啊爸
Morning, Dad.
你也在
You're here, too?
你那没有麦片吗
Don't you have cereal at your place?
当然有我是大人了
Of course I do. I'm a grown man.
那你在这里干什么
Then what are you doing here?
去漫画店前
Oh, I came to drop off my laundry
先把脏衣服丢过来啊
before I head over to the comic book store.
这就是现在你们这些小狮子的问题
See, that's what's wrong with you young lions today.
不去探索外面的世界自己捕猎
Instead of getting out in the world and hunting for yourselves,
你们宁可占狮群的便宜
you'd rather mooch off the pride.
我像你们这么大时
When I was your age,
自己洗衣服
I washed my own clothes.
我自己做水果泡芙
I made my own... Fruity Puffs.
真的吗木法沙
Oh, really, Mufasa?
不如你再给我们弄点麦片
Why don't you go and whip us up some more,
我们快吃完了
'cause we almost out.
好啊我来弄
Oh, I'm gonna whip up on something, all right.
要是你的新工作再给我们点时间整理就好了
Man, I wish your new job had given us more time to move.
这些箱子都好乱
Every one of these boxes is so unorganized.
是啊看这里
I know. Look at this.
棒球手套镀银餐具护照
Baseball gloves, silverware, passport.
搞得我们好像在被暴徒追杀一样
It's like we're running from the mob.
我这有圣诞彩灯跑鞋
I got Christmas lights, running shoes,
还有你的牙刷
and, oh... your toothbrush.
太好了
Oh, thank God.
等一下我是在我的跑鞋里面找到的
Wait, I found it in my running shoe.
我已经整理五天行李了
I've been unpacking for five days.
不在乎了
At this point, I don't care.
不
Oh, no.
杰玛
Gemma!
不
Oh, no!
我的天
Oh, my God!
天呐
Oh, my...
-你干什么了 -什么也没干
- What did you do?! - I didn't do anything!
怎么关啊
How do we turn it off?
不知道我需要一个扳手
I don't know. I need a wrench.
扳手在哪
Where's the wrench?
在我另一只鞋里找找
Check my other shoe.
你能快点穿吗
Would you hurry up and put your shoes on?
我们得去垃圾场了
We got to get to the scrapyard.
你干嘛这么急
Man, why are you in such a hurry?
我不想碰到戴夫
Look, I don't want to run into Dave
然后再听到他说"邻居"
and get another, "Hey, neighbor."
我很喜欢啊
Oh, man, I love those.
感觉像灵魂的拥抱
They're like little hugs for my soul.
对呀你为什么会有意见
Yeah, man, what is your problem?
戴夫只是出于礼貌
Dave's just being polite.
我讨厌礼貌
Well, I hate polite.
我喜欢一个人静静
I like "leave me alone."
赶紧把鞋带绑上
So tie your shoe up.
绕个环打个结然后系紧
Loop it, swoop it and pull it through.
老爹我是先打结再绕环吗
Pop, do I swoop it and then I loop it?
不不不我会先绕环再打结
No, no, no. Personally, I loop, then I swoop.
所以是绕了环的结
So it's like a swoop-de-loop?
管他先绕环还是先打结你们都是笨蛋
Swoop it, loop it, both of y'all are stupid.
马尔科姆走吧
Malcolm, let's go.
邻居
Hey, neighbor.
东邻西舍
第一季第二集
行了主阀已经关上了
All right. Well, the main water valve is shut off.
谢谢你知道问题出在哪吗
Thank you. Do you know what the problem is?
嗯你买♥♥了栋旧房♥子
Yeah, you bought a old-ass house.
更具体一点呢
Anything more specific?
看起来像是
Well, it looks like the pipe
往楼上送水的管道裂开了
that takes the water upstairs is cracked.
要换了
It's gonna need to be replaced.
你知道附近有好水管工吗
Well, do you know a good plumber around here?
就没有好水管工这回事
There's no such thing as a good plumber.
我说真的
I mean, for real.
梦想在别人家用过的水里
A grown man that dreams of splashing around
搅和的成年人都是怪胎
in another man's used water... is freaky.
这不好说他们能挣很多钱啊
I don't know, they make pretty good money.
跟你比起来卖♥♥柠檬汁的都算挣很多钱了
Well, compared to you a lemonade stand makes good money.
再说这么简单的活根本不需要水管工
Besides, you don't need a plumber for a simple job like this.
对了老爹
You know what, Pop?
虽然我很期待今天的活动
As much as I was truly looking forward to today,
但你可以帮他修
you could fix it for him.
可以吗那太好了
Could you? That would be amazing.
我能修但是
I could, but, uh...
马尔科姆和我今天有重要安排
Malcolm and I already have big plans for today.
我们要去垃圾场
We going to the dump.
我不想毁了你们的亲子垃圾日
Well, I'd hate to ruin a father and son dump day.
拜托老爹
Come on, Pop.
他是咱们的邻居
Look, he's our neighbor.
如果是耶稣会怎么做
Now, what would Jesus do?
耶稣以前是木匠
Boy, Jesus was a carpenter.
他才不会修水管呢
He didn't know nothing about no damn pipes.
卡尔文我现在毫无头绪
Calvin, I-I don't have a clue what I'm doing here.
真的希望你能帮帮我
It'd be great if you could help me out.
好吧
Fine.
回见
See you.
想得美你来搭把手
Oh, no, you're gonna help.
老爹我的鞋湿了
Pop, now my shoes are wet.
要不是你磨磨蹭蹭系鞋带
Well, if you would have tied 'em faster,
我们就不会来
we wouldn't even be here.
非常感谢你送来这些
Thank you so much for bringing these.
我能当毛巾用的只有
The only thing I could find to dry off with
葛罗弗的毛绒玩具
was Grover's stuffed animal.
看他笑得这么开心一定很享受
Judging from the smile on his face, he liked it.
看看这个地方
Look at this place.
我受不了这一团糟了
I'm so sick of living in all this mess.
别担心等他们修好水管
Oh, don't worry, they'll fix the pipe,
你整理好行李转眼之间
you'll unpack, and before you know it,
这里就会变成温馨的家
you'll be enjoying your beautiful home.
裂的管子在这里
Yep, this is where your split pipe is.
我要去地下室投河自尽
I'm gonna go drown myself in the basement.
等等别急卡尔文会修好的
Wait, hold on. Wait, wait. Calvin will fix it, okay?
要不你来我家洗个澡吧
Why don't you just come to our house and take a shower?
那太好了
Oh, that would be so great.
你家有开瓶器吧
Please tell me you have a corkscrew.
妹子现在才早上十点
Damn, girl, it's only 10:00 a.M.
我就知道你是我的菜
I knew I liked you.
他们在咱家墙上砸了个洞太酷了
That's so cool they smashed a hole in our wall.
我长大以后要做水管工
When I grow up, I want to be a plumber.
未来的怪胎
Future freak.
这是个绝佳的学习机会
Okay, buddy, this is a great learning opportunity.
想问什么都行没人会觉得你蠢的
Feel free to ask anything. There are no dumb questions.
怎么把这段割下来呢
So, how we gonna cut that section out?
这是我听过的最蠢的问题
That's the dumbest question I ever heard in my life.
我们要用锯子锯两个口子
We gonna take a saw and make two cuts,
然后把裂的这段取出来
and then remove the broken section.
他们要拿锯子
Yeah, see, now they're gonna take a saw