尖叫皇后（2015）

Scream Queens S02E08

Part 3 Sept. 10, 2020, 10:14 a.m.

I'm sorry. I'm trying. I mean...
我整天都在听那些老歌♥电台
I listened to the oldies station all day,
我还知道了眨眼182乐队
I-I learned about Blink-182
破嘴乐队和查巴旺巴
and Smash Mouth and Chumbawamba...
我有个主意我们去卧室吧
I got an idea. Let's go to the bedroom. Shall we?
你享受吗
Are you having a good time?
享受啊怎么了
Yeah. Why?
可你好像老是在看其他地方
Well, you seem to be looking around the room a lot...
一直看
Quite a bit...
你在打哈欠吗
Are you yawning?
什么
What?
-打哈欠 -没有怎么这么说
- Yawning. - No! Why would...
没有吗
No?
你在发短♥信♥吗
Are you texting?
不是
Uh, no.
我在用快拍聊天
I'm snapchatting.
用快拍聊天
Snapchatting?
听我说布洛克
Look. Brock.
我很抱歉好吗可是...
I'm sorry, okay? But...
我很性感
I'm hot.
我不需要床上功夫很好
I don't have to be good in bed.
我只需躺在这让性感帅哥插♥我♥就行了
I just lay here and let hot dudes pork me.
但是对你我可以让你看我的胸
But for you, I'll let you look at my boobs.
就在这里
They're right here.
你怀念我了吧
You missed me, didn't you?
一个真正的女人
A real woman,
一位和你做过好几次的熟♥女♥
who's been around the block a couple times.
你懂的一个放荡的大女孩
You know, a brassy old girl
一个对做♥爱♥驾轻就熟的人
who really knows what she's doing.
-凯茜 -很好
- Oh, Cathy... - Good...
你刚说什么
What did you just say?
你居然管我叫凯茜
What? Did you just call me Cathy?
没有我说的是...
No! No, I said...
洗澡澡
Bathy.
-洗澡澡 -是啊...
- Oh, bathy. - Yeah. I...
我很喜欢和你做♥爱♥ 但有时候
Look, I-I love making love to you, but sometimes,
点上几根蜡烛倒点香槟
I think it would be great if we just lit some candles
洗个鸳鸯浴什么的就很好了
and... and popped some champagne and took a bathy.
-真的吗 -是啊
- Oh, do you? - Yeah.
才不是
No!
你刚才明明叫我凯茜
You just called me Cathy,
因为你刚才想的就是蒙什教务长
Because you were thinking of Dean Munsch.
我... 拉倒吧
I was... That's crazy.
她的名字里有凯茜吗
Is that her first name, even?
那行吧
You know what?
咱继续
Continue.
老娘要听歌♥
I'll be listening to spotify.
这样你高♥潮♥时想着哪个脏老太婆
That way you can yell the name of whatever dusty old hag
就随便叫吧
takes you there.
找我吗
Looking for me?
没想到吧傻♥逼♥
Surprise, bitch.
上
Now!
你没事吧
You okay?
没事
I'm fine.
拿到了
I got it.
大家都在靶心率了吗
Is everyone in target heart rate?
马上开始准备好...
Here we go! Get ready...
预备开始
Set... and go!
布洛克
Well, hey, Brock.
我把以前的健身录像翻出来了
Well! I just broke out the old workout tapes,
就是为了恢复体型
just trying to get my body back into fine-tuned shape
毕竟韦斯·加德纳又回来找我了
now that Wes Gardner is back in my pants.
对了我还在他那学到了一件事...
Oh! Something I learned from him...
一夜多次郎
The male multiple orgasm?
绝对不是梦
Not a myth.
我觉得我犯了个大错误
I think I made a terrible mistake.
怎么了
What?
香奈儿是个好姑娘可...
Chanel's great and all, but...
问题是跟一个24岁的姑娘上♥床♥
The thing is, usually when you sleep with a 24-year old,
做起爱来就会... 你懂的
the sex is, like... You know.
简而言之就是几星期都下不来床
You can't walk for weeks. It's a whole thing. Yeah.
然而一旦开口跟她们说起这事
The issues really start when you have to, you know,
问题就来了到香奈儿这...
actually talk to them. And with Chanel...
做♥爱♥就非常糟
the whole thing is lame.
可怜的布洛克
Oh, poor Brock.
别担心你不是第一个以为和年轻妹子
Rest assured, you are not the first seaman to have been fooled
做♥爱♥会很爽的男人
by the St. Elmo's fire of a young girl furburger.
我只是觉得惋惜你到现在才想明白
I'm just sorry that you came to your senses too late.
你看你和韦斯从外表看几乎差不多
You see, you and Wes are virtually interchangeable.
他一米八的个子...
I mean, he's six foot...
棕发碧眼有文化
whatever, brown hair, blue eyes. Well-educated.
很了解G点
Aware there's a G-spot and
-也知道怎么发现G点 -拜托蒙什教务长
- know how to find it. - Please, Dean Munsch.
你"拜托蒙什教务长"什么呢宝贝
"Please, Dean Munsch," what, sweetheart?
拜托蒙什教务长
Please, Dean Munsch,
能给咱俩放一晚上假吗
will you... give us the night off
我好帮香奈儿买♥♥她心仪的鞋
so I can go get those shoes that Chanel really wants?
和我想一块去了
That's what I thought.
亲爱的你是最棒的
Oh, my darling. You're the best!
我迫不及待想和你上♥床♥了
I can't wait to get into bed with you later
让你爽翻天
and rock your world.
如果你活好的话
If you play your cards right,
我甚至还能动两下
I may even move a little.
我不知道是不是绝经让你这老妪
So, I don't know if menopause makes old crones
开始脑抽眼瞎了
lose their ability to think or see clearly,
但布洛克·霍尔特医生是我的人
but Dr. Brock Holt is my man.
瞧瞧你
Oh, you.
甜心宝贝
Sweet, sweet girl.
你要知道他是你的人
You see, he's your man
是因为我把他让给了你
because I let him be your man,
当我决定夺走他的时候他就不是你的人了
and he will be your man until I decide to take him from you
而且易如反掌
which won't be very difficult.
像布洛克这种男人
You see, men like Brock
往往会被那些高学历
seem to be attracted to women who can do long division
而且卧室有性♥爱♥秋千的女性所吸引
and who have a sex swing in their bedrooms.
把握当下吧
Enjoy it while it lasts.
等一下
Wait a minute...
我为什么要走这是我办公室你走
Why am I leaving? This is my office. You should be exiting.
你这么威胁完让我走我就走啊
I am not exiting just so you can end our conversation
我才不走
on your dramatic threat.
我为啥要让你得逞
Why would I help you like that?
我就在这里站着
I am just gonna stand here.
好吧
Okay.
随你便
Make yourself at home.
她说我给她发的短♥信♥太多了
She says I text her too much.
好吧或许是有点
And yeah, maybe I do.
就像我早晨起床
Like, when I get up in the morning,
我给她发条短♥信♥
I'll send her a text, like,
"我刚醒你还在睡吗"
"Hey, I just woke up, are you still asleep?"
但她不回我所以我会再发一条
But then she won't text me back! So, then I'll be, like, look,
"如果你还在睡就不用回我了"
"No need to write me back if you still asleep."
但我接着会想她没在睡觉她肯定醒了
But then I'm, like, she not asleep. She got to be awake.
我会再发一条信息
So now I'll text again, like, look.
"如果你还在睡没事起床之后打给我
"If you asleep, It's okay. But call me when you wake up
但你不要感觉有负担"
though you should not feel obligated..."
好了我要打断一下
Okay! I'm gonna stop you right there.
把手♥机♥给我
Give me your phone.
什么为什么
What? Why?
因为你太奇葩了
Because you're being a total creeper.
我很惊讶为什么扎丹
I mean, I would be stunned if Zayday hasn't already
现在还没有对你下禁令