尖叫皇后（2015）

Scream Queens S02E03

Part 2 Sept. 10, 2020, 10:12 a.m.

But I did acquiesce to one of your requests.
就是这个
There it is.
《看得见风景的房♥间》的录像带 1985年上映
A Room with a View, 1985. VHS version.
慢慢看吧
Enjoy it.
别耍我贱♥人♥
Don't toy with me, sluts.
你拖延得越久
The longer you stall,
我的要求就会越蛮横
the more outrageous my demands will become.
听好了你们要以我的名义
Now, I insist. You finalize the purchase in my name
在卡波圣卢卡斯订一间分时度假房♥
of a timeshare in Cabo San Lucas,
让我每年可以免费度假六周
where I will enjoy six all-expense paid weekends a year,
全年有效
no blackout dates!
你疯了
You're insane!
时间不多了蒙什
The clock is ticking, Munsch!
你们不满足我的要求
The killings will only get worse
杀戮就会变得更疯狂
until I get what I want.
还会有更多人死的
Body count is about to go through the roof.
据我所知
And from what I hear,
在绿魔面前红魔所做的一切都像在...
this "Green Meanie" will make the Red Devil look like...
过家家
a Girl Scout.
求你了海丝特他杀了五号♥的丑男友
Please, Hester. He's murdered Number Five's hideous boyfriend.
求你告诉我们是谁干的
Please tell us who it is.
心急吃不了热豆腐
All good things come to those who wait.
求你了海丝特帮帮我们
Oh, Hester, please! Hester, help us.
昨晚医院里有人被杀了
Somebody was killed at the hospital yesterday,
告诉我们凶手是谁
and you're gonna tell us who the killer is!
线索近在眼前香奈儿
?The clues are right in front of you, Chanel!
你皮肤看起来有点干燥哦
Your skin is looking a little dry.
也许你该去用下艾丝润面霜
Maybe you should try some Esrun Cream.
"艾丝润面霜"
"Esrun Cream..."
-什么声音 -是条短♥信♥
- Oh, what is it? - It's a text.
查德·雷德威尔的
From Chad Radwell.
他说 "我知道凶手是谁了"
See, he's saying, "I know who the killer is."
也就是说我们可以不用来的
Which means, we didn't have to come here in the first place.
你在这里腐烂吧
I hope you rot in here forever.
姑娘们走了开门
Girls! Ride is leaving. Door!
康复病原学医护联合医院
很有力的证据不是吗
Pretty damning evidence, is it not?
我没明白
I-I don't understand...
这些文件
All this is, is a file of the man
都只是布洛克医生手部捐赠者的档案
who was Dr. Brock's hand transplant.
事实一医院里有个连环杀手
Fact! There's a serial killer somewhere in this hospital.
事实二他应该对那个"鲜果布衣"的葡萄男
Fact! He probably had something to do with that dude
内衣品牌
做了什么
that looks like the Fruit of the Looms grapes,
然后我的好兄弟兰德尔也从医院消失了
and my good buddy Randal disappearing from said hospital
并且生死不明
without being discharged or cured.
事实三这位发际线医生
Fact! Dr. Hairline over here
有一只变♥态♥连环凶手的手
has the hand of a deranged serial killer.
最后鉴于事实
And finally, fact:
所有讲述人们从连环杀手那里
we know from every horror movie ever
移植手部到自己身体上的电影
about people getting the hand of a serial killer
结局都是一样的
put on their body--
那只手最终会接管身体开始杀人
that hand eventually takes over and starts murdering folks.
没有科学依据表明
There is zero scientific evidence of any transplant recipient
被移植者会与捐赠者表现出相同行为
exhibiting behavior related to the donor.
等一下上次在电影院
Wait, wasn't your hand doing all that crazy stuff
你的手不是在乱动吗
at the movie theater?
是我的手
Yes, it was my hand,
但有时会有点抽筋
but occasionally, it spasms and sort of
好像它能够自主活动一样
gives the appearance of, uh, a life of its own.
但我发誓我绝对不会用这只手杀害任何人
But I swear to God, I would never kill anyone with it.
香奈儿
Chanel.
你必须甩了这个男的
You have no choice but to reject this man
还有那只杀人的基佬手跟我复合吧
and that gay, murdering hand, and start boning me again.
香奈儿在你决定之前我只想告诉你
Chanel, before you say anything, I just want you to know
我是本国捐精收费最高的人
that I'm the highest paid sperm donor in the state.
我的精♥子♥呢
Oh, my sperm?
要讨论精♥子♥了吗
Are we talking about sperm?
我们是在讨论精♥子♥
Yeah, we're talking about sperm.
太好了我们要来场射♥精♥比赛吗
Oh, that's great. We having a sperm-off?
-不 -好吧
- No. ?- Oh! Okay.
不然我赢定了
'Cause you know what? I would win,
因为我和这屋里的两个女人都约过炮
because I banged both women in this room.
-用我的精♥液♥ -够了
- With my sperm! - ?Enough!
我不选你布洛克医生
I don't choose you, Dr. Brock.
我也不会选你查德
And I don't choose you either, Chad.
我选择自己
I choose me.
香奈儿·奥伯林
Chanel Oberlin.
我不再是那个
And I am not some little girl anymore
会轻易被富一代
who can be easily seduced by whichever man comes along
或者富二代勾引的小女生了
and has the most money, or is the most rich.
我想和谁约就和谁约
I will date who I want to date.
谢谢
Thank you.
没有人发现
Does anyone else find it odd
医院的袭击和失踪事件
that people started getting attacked and disappearing
都是在查德现身之后吗
at the same time Chad showed up?
如果我们中有人是凶手
I mean, if there's a killer amongst us...
绝对是你查德
I say it's you, Chad.
听着查德是个白♥痴♥
Listen. Chad is a moron.
他可能是我见过最蠢的人
I mean, he's probably the dumbest person I ever met.
也绝对是我见过最差劲的炮♥友♥
And he's definitely the worst lay I ever had,
但话又说回来他确实说到点子上了
but that being said, he does have a point.
这家医院必须要继续营业
This hospital must stay open.
工作也要继续
The work being done here must continue.
对我而言很重要
It's very personal to me.
绝不允许有任何事阻碍病人入院
We can allow nothing to deter patients from coming here,
或是有吓跑病人的可能
including risking them being scared off by the possibility--
哪怕听起来很扯
however remote it may be--
比如外科主任
that we have a chief surgeon
被他的手控制了开始到处杀人
whose hand takes over his body and starts killing people.
你不会因此炒了我吧
You're not gonna fire me, are you?
当然不会你医术高超长得又帅
No! You're a brilliant surgeon, and very easy on the eyes,
不过确实该想办法治治你的手
but I think we're gonna have to do something about that hand.
太棒了我去拿我的斧子
Outstanding. I will go get my axe.
不我们不是要在手术室里砍掉他的手
No, we're not chopping off his hand in the O.R.
我们要寻找新的捐赠者
We are gonna look for a new donor.
最好不要是被逮捕的连环杀人犯
Preferably someone who hasn't been arrested for multiple murders.
不然你就只能走人了
It is that... or I'm afraid I'm gonna have to let you go.
好棒
Yes! Yes!
据我统计这是你来这儿之后的
By my count, that was the fourth orgasm you've had
第四次高♥潮♥了
since you've been in here.
也是我今天的第27次
And my 27th of the day.
现在才上午九点抱歉
And it's 9:00 a.m. I'm sorry.
你有什么诀窍
I just have to know your secret.
我身处地狱
I am in hell.
这就是我的诀窍
That's my secret.
两个月前
Two months ago,
我正在教瑜伽课
I was in the middle of teaching my yoga class,
当我从"脚到头式"舒展开时
and as I was coming out of Sirsa Padasana,
不由自主的就高♥潮♥了
I had this, like, spontaneous orgasm.
开始我挺享受
And I thought it was funny at first.
几分钟后我又高♥潮♥了
And then I had another one a few minutes later.
然后在更衣室又一次
And then I had another one in the locker room.
之后开车时又...
And then another one in the car on the ride ho...
天啊
Oh, God!
根本停不下来
It won't stop.
毁了我的生活
It's destroying my life.
我老公弃我而去了因为他立刻意识到
My husband left me, because he immediately realized
我跟他做♥爱♥时一直在假装高♥潮♥
that all my orgasms with him were fake.
求你了让它停下来吧
I am begging you. Please make it stop.
让我♥干♥什么都行切除阴♥道♥也无所谓
I'll do anything. Remove my vagina, I don't care.
等等这也能做到吗