尖叫皇后（2015）

Scream Queens S02E04

Part 6 Sept. 10, 2020, 10:12 a.m.

不那不是一部电影
No, it's not a movie.
是中世纪麦角碱中毒的一种说法
It's what they called ergot poisoning in the Middle Ages.
麦角菌是一种长在农作物上的真菌
Ergot was a fungus that grew on crops.
如果摄入会出现幻觉痉挛
If ingested, it would cause hallucinations, seizures,
腹泻呕吐恶心等症状
diarrhea, vomiting, nausea...
没错这些苹果上有麦角菌
That's it. Ergot was on these apples.
这就是病因
That's why everybody is sick.
扎丹我需要一打含两百微克
Zayday, I need a dozen saline drips
硝普化钠的盐水输液来打点滴
with a 200 microgram infusion of sodium nitroprusside.
硝普化钠
Sodium nitroprusside?!
对一种血管扩张剂
Yes. It's a vasodilator.
这个我知道
Yes, I know.
可我也知道它的代谢产物是氰化物
I also know that it gets metabolized into cyanide,
那可是剧毒
which can be extremely toxic.
可能导致酸中毒缺血性损伤
We're talking acidosis, ischemia injury,
贝尔面瘫臂丛神经麻痹
Bell's palsy, Erb's palsy,
总之就是各种麻痹
basically any kind of palsy.
我不是在征求意见
This is not a discussion.
如果我们现在不立刻救人
If we don't start helping these people right away,
他们会因为坏疽而失去四肢
they're gonna lose limbs to gangrene.
怎么回事
Okay, what happened?
他们咬了含有麦角菌的苹果导致中毒
It's ergot poisoning from bobbing for tainted apples.
我不同意霍尔特医生的诊断
I don't agree with Dr. Holt's assessment.
你不同意我的诊断
You don't agree with my assessment?
的确有可能是麦角菌中毒
It might be ergot poisoning,
但一旦我们错了
but if we're wrong,
这些人会出现各种麻痹
these folks can end up with all manner of palsy.
拜托给我十五分钟
Please, just give me 15 minutes
去和大家谈谈找出...
to talk to everybody and find out...
给你十分钟
You have ten.
-五分钟 -十分钟
- Five. - Ten!
所有人都来帮忙
I need all hands on deck!
香奈儿去哪里了
Where is Chanel?!
查德·雷德威尔
Chad Radwell.
这里是香奈儿·奥伯林
It's Chanel Oberlin
和联调局特别探员迪尼斯·亨普希尔
and Special Agent Denise Hemphill, FBI,
我们在召唤你
and we summon you from beyond the grave!
它在动是你动的吗
It's moving. Are you moving it?
-当然不是是你吗 -不是
- Hell no! Are you? - No!
我们问点问题确认一下是他
Wait, let's ask him a question to make sure it's him
而不是那个故弄玄虚的香奈儿二号♥
and not that gaslighting bitch Chanel #2,
地狱里的成吉思汗正把脸埋在她的胸间呢
who's currently getting motorboated in hell by Genghis Khan.
好吧查德你更爱谁
Okay, um. Chad, who did you love more?
我还是香奈儿
Me or Chanel?
他拼的是迪尼斯我就知道
He's spelling "Denise." I knew it.
慢着
Okay, hold on.
我要问他一个你肯定不知道答案的问题
I'm gonna ask him a question you couldn't know the answer to.
查德我是香奈儿
Chad, it's Chanel.
你因为乳糖不耐症
What is the name of your goat
偷养在寝室产奶的那只山羊
that you secretly keep in your house and milk
叫什么名字
because you're lactose intolerant?
什么玩意
Say what now?
"R" "A" "M"
"R"... "A"... "M."
蕾米他在拼蕾米那只羊的名字
Rammy! He's spelling "Rammy." that's the name of his goat.
真的是他
It's him!
你好啊香奈儿
Hello, Chanel.
话说回来你愿意为我杀人吗
Oh, speaking of, do you mind killing for me?
等一下什么杀谁
Wait, what?! Kill who?
蕾米
Rammy.
重大新闻我已经死透了
News flash, you know, I'm super dead.
我真的很想念那个小家伙
I really miss that little guy.
所以你要是不介意用它喜欢啃的小锡罐
So, if you wouldn't mind distracting him
分散一下它的注意力然后...
with that little tin can he likes to chew on, and just...
我会很感激的
I'd really appreciate it.
我刚和耶稣说了蕾米的事
I mean, I just told Jesus all about Rammy
我知道他也非常想见他
and I know he really wants to meet him.
查德你进天堂了
Oh, Chad. You're in heaven?
我当然在天堂
Yeah, of course I'm in heaven.
知道为什么吗因为我是大好人
You know why? 'Cause I'm awesome.
顺便一说耶稣和我是哥们
By the way, Jesus and I are buds.
打高尔夫的哥们
Golfing buds.
但还是哥们
Still buds.
他打得很好而且长得也很帅
Great golfer, by the way. Also, good-looking dude.
等等你怎么出现的
Wait... How is this happening?
你应该比我清楚你拿来的占卜板
I don't know. You tell me. You got the talking board.
大概是鬼上身吧
It's probably a ghost situation.
我应该是像斯威兹一样
I think I'm pulling a Swayze
《人鬼情未了》男主
暂时借用了迪尼斯·亨普希尔的身体
and I'm momentarily inhabiting Denise Hemphill's body...
别想了
Don't get any ideas,
显然我们不能搞
'cause we can't bone 'cause, obviously,
迪尼斯没有老二
Denise doesn't have a wang.
查德我有话要问你
Okay, Chad, I need to ask you something.
你更爱谁我还是迪尼斯
Who did you love more? Me or Denise?
-迪尼斯 -什么
- Denise. - What?!
当然是迪尼斯毫无疑问
Yeah. Definitely Denise, hands down.
你比她有钱多了
I mean, you're obviously, like, way richer,
这很好
which is great,
可是迪尼斯她让我欲罢不能
but Denise... that girl is fun.
她活很棒
That chick knows what she's doing.
我们第一次做♥爱♥
I mean, the first time we made love,
连续十次高♥潮♥
ten back-to-back orgasms.
这个话题可以结束了
Okay, we can stop talking about this now.
不我能说一晚上
No, I'll talk about it all night.
迪尼斯·亨普希尔一直都非常性感
I'll talk about how smoking hot Denise Hemphill is all the time.
查德你得告诉我们
Okay, Chad, you need to tell us.
谁杀了你
Who killed you?
天啊我真高兴你问了这个问题
Oh, my God, I am so happy you asked that,
我知道之后简直大吃一惊
'cause when I found out I was, like, P.O.'d.
我就像... 你也肯定会这样
I was like... you're gonna be, too.
听好杀我的人是...
Just wait... the person who killed me is...
听好了...
wait for it...
稍等一下
I mean, just hold on,
非常不可置信准备好了吗
'cause it's a real doozy. All right, ready?
不如你猜猜看
Uh, like, seriously, I want you to guess right now.
你绝对会说 "什么
You're gonna be like, "What?!
这我怎么猜得到"
I wouldn't have guessed that in a million years."
够了查德快说
Okay, Chad, just say it!
好吧杀我的人就是...
Fine. The person who killed me is...
香奈儿迪尼斯快来
Chanel! Denise! Come on.
该死
Damn it!
怎么回事
What the hell just happened?
我正在和附在你身上的查德说话
I was just talking to Chad through your possessed body.
他正要告诉我凶手是谁
He was gonna tell us who the killer is!
无所谓啦快来有紧急情况
Come on, whatever! It's an emergency.
你们慢点我头疼
Y'all slow down. I got a headache.
该死
Damn it!
有人吗
Hello?
你是谁
Who is that?
香奈儿
Chanel?
好吧首先
Okay. Well... first of all,
我觉得这身伊凡卡·川普的装扮
I think that Ivanka Trump is such a better costume
比蓝妹妹好多了
than Smurfette.
她们有些相似
I mean, they're sort of similar in the sense
因为她们都被当做棋子的女性代表
that they're both token women who are used as pawns
都生活在幻想之中
and live in a fantasy world.
蓝妹妹过时了
Smurfette is so '80s,
而伊凡卡·川普正当红
whereas Ivanka Trump is so of the moment, you know?
她随时都有可能
I mean, she could literally be appointed
被任命为宣传部长
minister of propaganda any second now.
拜托香奈儿