天蝎（2014）

Scorpion S04E13

Part 1 Oct. 31, 2020, 8:59 p.m.

Previously on Scorpion...
《天蝎》前情提要
It's Quincy Berkstead.
昆西·博科斯塔德
The man who stole your fiancée?
那个抢走你未婚妻的男人吗
You're the reason Amy left you.
你就是艾米离开的原因
The only person you blame is me.
你却只怪我
We're married?
我们结婚了吗
So, tell me more about this dream.
给我说说你的梦
There's nothing to tell.
没什么
The best part was getting to meet you.
最棒的是能遇见你
I got my own exercise regimen. I'm not doing this.
我有自己的锻炼方案我不会照这个做的
Like hell you're not.
想得美
Homeland stated specifically, "All agents
国土安♥全♥部♥明确规定 "所有探员
returning to the field after extended medical absence,
因为医疗休学或其他原因长♥期♥离职后
sabbatical, or other leave
在复职之前
must pass the federal physical fitness standards."
必须通过联邦健康标准"
Director Carson is saying your suspension falls
卡森局长称你的离职
under "other leave." You have to take the test.
属于"其他原因" 你必须接受测试
Carson's just mad 'cause I beat him in court.
卡森就是气我在法庭上击败了他
You fail, you get desk duty.
你要是失败了就得去坐办公桌了
Which means you can't be Scorpion's liaison.
那你就不是天蝎的联络员了
Good news is, my workout works.
好消息是我的锻炼方法很有效
We do resistance running with parachutes
我们背跳伞做阻力跑步
and sled training...
还有雪橇训练
There's no way I can pass that test.
我肯定无法通过那项测试
It was originally designed for recruits coming out of college.
那是给从大学毕业的新探员设计的
And that's who will take your job.
来接替你的就会是那样的人
It's unbelievable.
难以置信
You dedicate your whole life to your work--
把一生献给了工作
blood, sweat, and tears.
流血流汗流泪
And then one day, younger people
然后某一天年轻
with less experience come in and take over.
经验不足的人就会来接替你
Not going to let that happen.
不会发生的
Go grab your gym clothes, okay?
去拿上你的健身服
We've got work to do.
我们有活儿干了
I'm sure you'll do great, Paige.
你肯定能做好佩吉
You're smart and very organized.
你聪明又有条理
Thank you, sweetie.
谢谢亲爱的
Uh, don't thank me.
别谢我
Thank the Walteration One.
要谢就谢沃特神器一代吧
I don't even want to know.
我都不想知道
I created an artificial intelligence device programmed
我创建了一个人工智能装置编程了
with over a billion possible stimuli responses
超过十亿种可能的应答
in preparation for today's doomsday bunker inspection.
这是为今天的末日地堡检查准备的
I don't like those things.
我不喜欢那玩意
Creepy. It's progress.
吓人是进步
I mentioned that we were almost out of Fruity Moons,
我提到了我们的麦圈要吃光了
and the Walteration
沃特神器
ordered a new box online
都没问过我
without even asking.
就上网定了一盒
And that's the problem.
问题就在这里
Nobody does anything for themselves anymore.
现在都没人自己做事了
Nobody can spell because of spell-check,
因为有拼写检查都不会写字了
can't remember a phone number because of the speed dial.
因为有快速拨号♥ 记不住电♥话♥号♥码了
Mark my words,
记住我的话
someday it's gonna be Rise of the Machines.
总有一天《终结者》会成真
And who's that gonna be good for?
那对谁有好处
Robots are the future.
机器人就是未来
Anyway, we got to go. Bunker's not close.
总之我们得走了地堡可不近
Happy and Toby better be back from their honeymoon soon.
乐乐和托比最好快点从蜜月回来
Actually, just Happy.
其实只有乐乐
Oh, right. How did Toby take the news about the job?
对了托比对工作的反应如何
Why are you asking me?
为什么问我
You handle our EQ issues.
你负责情绪问题
And it's gonna be emotional for Toby.
托比会很有情绪的
You know, falls within your job description, not mine.
所以这是你的工作范围不是我的
What'll be emotional for Toby?
什么会让托比有情绪
Oh. Hey, guys.
你们好啊
How was your honeymoon?
蜜月如何
That's a nice diversion attempt.
很聪明的转移话题
What's going on? Nothing.
怎么了没事
Nothing major. We just have that bunker inspection
没什么大事我们就是要去为安全生存公♥司♥
for SafeCorp Survival.
做一个地堡检查
Right. The doomsday guys.
嗯那帮末日论者
SafeCorp Survival.
安全生存公♥司♥
Founded in 2004.
于2004年成立
A survival preparation company specializing
一家专门经营后天启房♥屋的
in post-apocalyptic housing.
生存准备公♥司♥
I don't even want to know.
我都不想知道
Seems SafeCorp wants their AI checked
安全公♥司♥想找人检查下他们的人工智能系统
and their coding screened
和他们的编码
and their facial recognition software tested.
并测试他们的面部识别系统
Yeah, probably want their system analyzed
嗯大概想让全世界最好的
by the world's most qualified behaviorist
行为分♥析♥家来分♥析♥一下他们的系统吧
so that people don't go cuckoo for Armageddon Puffs
这样人们不会因为在地下关个五年
while spending five years underground.
而被憋疯了
Right?
是吧
Well, yes and no.
也对也不对
I'm out of here. It appears
我走了看来
SafeCorp has their own in-house behaviorist,
安全公♥司♥有自己的内部行为分♥析♥师
so they asked that you... not come along.
所以他们要你别去了
I'm-I'm so... I'm so sorry.
什么
My-my hearing must be going,
我的听力肯定是出问题了
because I thought that you just said
因为我以为你说
that they don't want to hire a Harvard-trained behaviorist
他们不想雇一位哈佛出身的行为分♥析♥师
'cause they got some rink-a-dink shrink.
因为他们有个二流的心理医生
No,
不是
your hearing's fine.
你的听力没问题
Well, who is this quack?
这庸医是谁
They didn't say. It's not important.
他们没说不重要的
They're-they're the client. It's their call.
他们是客户嘛他们决定
This is really great.
这可真棒
Just when I thought I couldn't feel any lower.
我还以为我不会觉得更低落了
Hello, everyone.
大家好
Are we leaving soon to inspect the bunker?
我们这就去检查地堡了吧
She gets to go?
她也能去吗
They wanted a-a chemist
他们想要个化学家
to inspect their water filtration system.
检查水过滤系统
But it's gonna be fine.
但没事的
Cabe and I are gonna stay back and exercise.
凯布和我会留下锻炼
You can join us.
你跟我们一起嘛
Oh, that's great.
好啊
I-I get lumped in with you two.
我可以跟你俩一起待着
You know, no offense, but I have a 178 IQ!
别介意我可是有178的智商呢
Incorrect. Toby Curtis's IQ is 170,
错误托比·柯蒂斯的智商是170
the lowest on Team Scorpion.
天蝎团队最低
Hey. You okay?
你没事吧
How would you feel if you were told
如果有人对你说任务不需要你
you weren't wanted on a case?
你会是什么感觉
That's not it.
不是这件事
You said you couldn't feel any lower.
你说你的心情不会更低落了
Folks returning from their honeymoon usually have
度蜜月回来的人
a little more spring in their step.
好像一般不会这么低落
Uh, we got a flat on the way to Mexico,
我们在去墨西哥的路上爆了胎
and Happy insisted on fixing it.
乐乐坚持要修好
And then our, um, ocean view
酒店里说好的海景
could only be seen while standing on a chair in the bathtub.
只有在浴缸里站在椅子上才看得到
And then when I complained to the manager, he wouldn't budge.
我跟经理投诉的时候他没反应
And to top it all off, despite me checking
雪上加霜的是虽然我看遍了
every available weather forecast,
所有的天气预报
it rained the entire time.
结果还是每天都下雨