家有喜旺（2010）
Raising Hope
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家有喜旺（2010）
Raising Hope S01E11
Part 4
Nov. 24, 2020, 1:19 p.m.
The biggest shocker about Barney--
巴尼身上最奇葩的一点是
he's straight.
他不是同性恋
No, no, no!
不不不
You can't just tow my truck for no reason!
你不能就这样把我的车拖走
Oh, that's dirty pool!
擦的 还有没有王法了
We'll see who brings the most peace on Earth, bitch.
看看是谁让和平之光降临人间 臭婆娘
Is that our star?
那是我们的圣光吗
Virginia's so bad-ass.
女人不坏 男人不爱
Dancing Dan, I'm all alone over here.
舞王♥丹♥ 姐寂寞着呢
And those people all make fun of you.
你还去找那些嘲笑你的人
We almost never do.
我们几乎从不取笑你
Maw Maw, wake up!
奶奶 醒醒
Don't be sacrilegious.
莫要亵渎神明
The Son of God was just born, for cripe's sake!
看在耶稣的份上 上帝的娃刚生出来啊
Looks like we're not gonna be on the news.
看来我们上不了新闻了
And Hope's still gonna be known as the murderer's baby.
喜旺还是会被人叫做杀人犯的种
Good luck finding that on a tiny novelty license plate.
想在捐赠牌上找到这级别的可不容易
Hold on.
您在这儿候着
It's the Baby Sneezus!
这是鼻涕娃娃啊
He's got a Baby Sneezus!
他捧着鼻涕娃娃啊
We'll be auctioning off the last available Baby Sneezus
我们会在街对面
across the street, in our living nativity.
竞拍最后一个鼻涕娃娃
All proceeds will go towards a new organ.
所得收入将用来购买♥♥一架新的风琴
Come on. Come on, guys.
快来啊 大家伙儿
Come on. Let's get this.
冲啊同志们 夺宝奇兵
They're coming.
他们过来了
Wake up, Maw Maw, and gaze at Hope in exultation.
奶奶 醒醒 狂喜的盯着喜旺
Yes, that's my granddaughter Hope
没错 这就是我孙女喜旺
as the Baby Jesus.
她是耶稣宝宝
Maybe the best Baby Jesus ever.
史上最酷的耶稣宝宝
Except for Baby Jesus.
当然 除了真正的耶稣宝宝
I know! I see it!
我知道 我看了
They're re-running it again on the noon news,
午间新闻重播了
3:00 and the 6:00 news.
凌晨新闻和早间新闻也播了
You spent $2,000 for a toy.
你在一个娃娃上花了两千美元
Tell us about that.
能谈谈您是怎么想的吗
Well, I saw the people bidding on TV
我在电视上看到了竞拍
and I had to come down and buy this doll.
我的内心召唤着我
It's for my niece.
买♥♥给我侄女的
She works hard all year. She deserves nice things.
她辛辛苦苦工作一年 她值得拥有
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Sorry Hope didn't get her doll.
很抱歉喜旺没得到娃娃
Oh, it's okay.
没事儿
We gave her something more important for Christmas:
她得到的圣诞礼物更赞
a new label for people to know her by.
一个在人们心中的新口碑
Merry Christmas.
圣诞快乐
Merry Christmas, amigos!
朋友们 圣诞快乐
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Raising Hope
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