家有喜旺（2010）

Raising Hope S01E11

Part 2 Nov. 24, 2020, 1:19 p.m.

Because it's always the mother of the baby.
因为一直都是宝宝的妈妈来扮演的
Yep. And since Hope's mother isn't around,
行了既然喜旺她妈不在了
it only makes sense that I... Of course.
那我只能... 是啊是啊
Shut up!
给老娘闭嘴
You're using Hope the same way you used me.
你当年就是这么利用我的
You forced me in every church children's play
你逼我参加每一场教堂儿童剧
and talent show there was, then you'd figure out
还有什么狗屁才艺秀
some reason to get yourself on stage.
然后你就千方百计找机会让自己也上台
My story is the story
我今天要讲的是
of our nation's heroic founding father George Washington.
我朝太祖乔治华·盛顿的故事
As told by his wife.
如他妻子所言
That's me.
正是在下
And I shall telleth ye my story through song.
我将用歌♥声为你们讲述
**He fought hard for our nation, he could not be impatient*
*他一心为国他百折不挠
**He crossed the Delaware in a boat*
*他在特拉华乘风破浪
I really feel that I elevated the material.
我真的觉得拉高了那场表演的档次
I'm not letting you use Hope as your prop.
我不会让你拿喜旺当垫脚石的
Your coffee's ready, dear.
亲爱的你的咖啡好了
There was a spider on the, uh...
有蜘蛛在...
what do you call it, where it ends,
怎么说来着就是那个边儿上
the-the top,
顶-顶上
where it ends, where the mug ends?
就在边儿上杯子那个边儿上
The brim? The brim.
你说杯沿就是杯沿
There was a spider on the brim.
杯沿上有蜘蛛
Here you go, Sabrina.
给你塞布丽娜
And James,
这是詹姆士的
you are going to be Rudolph.
你来演驯鹿
Uh, it's wet.
咋是湿的
Yeah, Josh was going to be Rudolph,
对本来是乔什来演驯鹿的
but he went home with a cold.
可惜他感冒休病假了
Oh, by the way, did you bring that doll for my friend?
话说你帮我朋友带娃娃了吗
Uh, yeah, it's in my van.
带了在我车里呢
Here.
给你钱
God, I can't believe parents pay 200 bucks
老天我真不明白为啥会有家长
for a doll that sneezes.
愿意掏200块买♥♥个会打喷嚏的娃娃
Yeah, you should see what they're charging
是啊那你真该看看
for snot refill cartridges.
他们买♥♥装鼻涕的药盒要花多少钱
Hi. Hi.
你好你好
So I went by the church, and nobody
我刚刚路过教堂发现还没人
signed up for baby Jesus yet.
报名参演小耶稣
Hope can still be in the manger.
喜旺还有很大机会
I don't want to talk about it.
我不想再讨论了
I love those live nativity scenes.
我可喜欢耶稣诞生的场景了
I always wanted to be in one.
一直都想演来着
It'd be like camping with Jesus.
感觉就像跟耶稣去参加野营
So...
所以...
She's a manger fan.
她是个粉丝
**Do you hear what I hear ? *
*你可听见我听见的
Stop!
别唱了
Here's what I'm thinking, Sabrina.
我是这么想的塞布丽娜
You should be in our manger with us.
你可以跟我们一起去演
Mom! Seriously?
老妈真的吗
Yeah. If Hope is baby Jesus, then as her guardians,
当然如果喜旺演小耶稣那作为监护人
we get to pick the rest of the cast.
我们理应扮演其他那些角色
It's a great way to glorify God.
这也是赞美上帝的绝佳方式
And also make people jealous
而且当人们看到我们出现在
when they see us featured
第三频道的新闻里时
on the Channel Three news.
肯定各种羡慕嫉妒恨啊
That would be so much fun.
那肯定好玩死了
Wyatt would be mad.
怀特会被我气死的
I'm supposed to hang out
平安夜那天我本来应该
with his family on Christmas Eve.
参加他们家庭聚餐来着
She would do it with us
就算惹怒她男朋友
even if it makes her boyfriend mad.
她也要和咱们一起
**Do you hear what I hear? *
*你可听见我听见的
**A child...*
*一名幼童...
Sign her up. Thank you.
给她报名谢啦
Our annual tithing drive starts
三个礼拜后
in three weeks.
我们要开始收取今年的"什一税"
Um, this year's motto:
今年的口号♥是
I upped my pledge, up yours.
我付出我快乐
Okay, lastly, I'm happy to announce
好了最后我很高兴地宣布
that we have finally found our baby Jesus.
我们终于找到了我们的小耶稣扮演者
And our 40-year tradition
我们这个有40年传统的
of a living nativity scene will be unbroken.
纪念耶稣诞生的活动得以延续了
We're heroes.
我们是英雄
This year, we will use
今年我们会把
all donations collected at the living nativity scene
所有通过此次活动募集到的善款
to repair the organ.
用来修缮我们的风琴
And now,
现在
I'd like to introduce the baby that's become our little savior,
我来向大家介绍我们小耶稣的扮演者
along with the family who will make up the rest of
以及在今年的纪念活动中
this year's living nativity scene.
扮演其他相关角色的一家人
Please give a warm welcome to...
请大家热烈欢迎...
the Huang family.
黄氏一家人
Come on up, guys.
上来吧
That is a big baby Jesus.
这小耶稣个儿可够大的
No way that kid came out of a virgin.
处♥女♥可生不出这种货
Hi. Hi.
你好你好
Welcome to the church.
欢迎来教堂
Beautiful family.
真是和谐的一家啊
So sweet.
真好
So they're the ones who'll be in the manger, huh?
这就是你们选中的人
Yes. Yes.
是的是的
The Huangs are new to the congregation,
黄家第一次参加圣会
and the committee just felt like
委员会一致认为
we should ask them if they'd be interested.
该问问他们是否有兴趣
Okay.
好吧
So you guys didn't even sign up then, huh?
也就是说你们还没签约
No. Until we converted last week,
没呢我们上礼拜转了信仰
we didn't even know what a manger was.
才第一次知道马厩的含义
That is great.
真强
Team players. Wow.
团队合作这招够绝
Again, really, beautiful family.
果然是和谐的一家啊
Excuse us.
我们走开下
What is going on?
搞什么啊
Look, the nativity scene needs to attract big donations
这出基♥督♥降临得拉到大笔捐款
if we're gonna replace the organ.
才够我们更换管风琴
Now, I know that an Asian Jesus is unorthodox...
我知道亚裔耶稣有点不走寻常路
Whoa. I am fine with an Asian Jesus,
耶稣哪个裔我不在乎
but let's be real here.
但咱打开天窗说亮话
That's a three-year-old fat kid.
咋可能选个三岁大的胖墩
Where in the Bible
圣经上哪一页
does it say the wise men brought gifts
说智者将礼物
to a three-year-old fat kid?
赠给个三岁大的胖墩了
Well, to be perfectly honest, Virginia,
实话跟你说了吧维吉妮亚
we were just a little bit afraid that Hope might
我们有点担心喜旺的坏名声
scare people away with her reputation.
会把大伙儿吓跑
Reputation?
坏名声
What, has word got out that she drools?
咋的有人说她爱流口水了
No, no, we were willing to overlook that,
没这我们不管
but we just can't overlook the fact
但她是杀人犯的小孩
that she's a murderer's baby.
这事儿我们无视不得
A murderer's baby.
杀人犯的小孩
That's what people call my daughter.
他们竟然这么叫我女儿
Unbelievable, right?
难以置信吧
People in this town just love to give out labels.
这镇上的人就爱乱给人贴标签
Maw Maw!
曾奶奶
That's a TV fire.
那是电视里的火
If you break the glass, you could electrocute yourself.
要是捅破了玻璃会被电死的