家有喜旺（2010）

Raising Hope S01E08

Part 4 Nov. 24, 2020, 1:18 p.m.

In fact, my wife here will hardly ever shut up.
实际上我老婆的唠叨永无休止
And she hits me.
而且还有家庭暴♥力♥
Hey.
哎
I also lied about my kid's mother.
我家孩子她妈的事儿我也是瞎扯的
She was a serial killer.
她其实是个连环杀手
I didn't even get into that.
我还没开始发挥呢
Yeah, my penis is tiny.
我的老二可小了
Okay, uh-uh.
够了
Honesty may be the best policy,
诚信可能是最好的策略
but in this case, it got us all disqualified.
但在这种情况下我们都被踢了
It also gave me a chance
不过也给了我机会
to tell everyone about Shelley's day care,
把雪莉的日托所介绍给大家
and honestly, I couldn't be happier.
说实话我开心得不得了
Wow, Jimmy.
吉米
Thanks for telling so many people about my school.
谢谢你帮我做了这么多广♥告♥
This place is great.
这个地方完美到爆
It just needed more kids.
只是需要多点孩子
Okay, everybody,
好了大家伙儿
I think we're ready to sing the welcome song.
我觉得可以开始唱欢迎曲啦
*Yesterday I was so lonely *
昨天的我很寂寞
*Nothing but Kibbles 'n Bits *
只有宠物食品陪伴着我
*Just me and the dogs, they chewed up my clogs *
狗狗嚼坏了我的木鞋
*And one had a case of the...
有一只狗狗还
* Poopies *
消化不良
*But today I made *
但是今天我交到了
*New best friends, new best friends *
新朋友啊新朋友
*It's only been a minute, but we're new best friends *
白头如新倾盖如故
*Share our secrets to everyday ends*
每天一起分享我们的小秘密
Everybody
大家一起唱
*New best friends, new best friends *
新朋友啊新朋友
*Share our secrets to everyday ends*
每天一起分享我们的小秘密
We're the Chances,
我们是吉斯一家
and we're all the sexual offenders living in your neiborhood.
我们都是住在附近的性侵害罪犯
Except me, I'm clean.
除了我之外我很清白的