查莉成长日记（2010）

Good Luck Charlie S03E22

Part 5 May 28, 2022, 8:11 p.m.

It's open.
惊喜
Surprise!
太疯狂了
This is crazy.
但我不知道你是谁
But I don't know who you are.
呃斯宾塞在么
Ahem, um, is Spencer here?
他在丹佛他去那儿给他女朋友惊喜
He's in Denver. He went to surprise his girlfriend.
我就是他女朋友我是来给他惊喜的
I'm his girlfriend. I came here to surprise him.
刚刚那一会儿是挺令人激动的
Well, that was exciting for a second.
泰迪你根本猜不到我现在在哪儿
Teddy. You're never gonna guess where I am.
丹佛 -想不到你会这么容易猜到
Denver? - Huh. I thought that would be harder.
那你猜猜我在哪儿
Yeah, well, guess where I am.
波士顿 -什么
Boston! - What?
看来我们想到一块儿去了惊喜
Well, I guess we both had the same idea. Surprise!
天呐太悲剧了我们又见不到对方了
Oh gosh, this is terrible. We're not gonna be able to see each other.
不我们会见面的这样吧你就呆在那儿
Yes, we are. Okay, you stay right there.
我坐最近的一趟飞机回来
I'll just take the first flight back.
好吧可是我已经在你家门口了
Well, I mean I'm already at your front door.
我应该进去跟你♥爸♥妈打个招呼
I might as well say hi to your parents.
不要别啊你在干嘛呢
Don't. No no, what are you doing?
他们不知道我出来了
They don't know that I'm out here.
可是我刚刚按门铃了 -快点闪啊
Well, I just rang the bell. - Just... move!
儿子这就是传说中的"叮咚陷阱"
Son, that is what we call "ding-dong ditch".
嘿查莉想玩游戏么
Hey, Charlie, wanna play a game?
好的现在我想一个数字
Okay, so I'm thinking of a number,
如果你猜到了你就可以让托比搬过来跟你一块儿住了
and if you guess it, you get to have Toby move into your room.
想得美
Nice try.
嘿PJ 你想玩个游戏么
Hey P.J., you wanna play a game?
还在找你的新房♥间么
Still trying to find a bedroom, huh?
基本每个地方都试遍了
Yeah, and I've tried everywhere...
客厅地下室前廊
The living room, the basement, the front porch.
我猜你肯定漏了阁楼
I assume you've ruled out the attic. Ugh!
哪里 -阁楼
The what? - The attic. Ugh!
我们家还有阁楼
We have an attic?
对啊在楼上
Yeah. It's upstairs.
好的好的我的新房♥间就在那儿了
Yeah yeah, that'd be the place for it.
等等为什么我不知道我们还有阁楼
Wait. Why didn't I know we had an attic?
你还不知道我们家有一个树屋呢
You didn't know we had a tree house either.
是时候往上看看了
You gotta start looking up.
看吧呃
See? Ugh!
不是"呃" 是"耶"
It's not "ugh!" It's..."Hey!"
泰迪 -赫伯嗨
Teddy! - Herb. Hi.
嘿在波士顿呆得怎么样了
Hey, how was your day in Boston?
不怎么样
Not so good.
给我枕头
Pillow me.
谢谢
Thanks. So...
我男朋友为了给我惊喜飞去了丹佛
My boyfriend decided to surprise me and flew out to Denver.
噢这种陈旧的双重惊喜都会悲剧
Oh, the old double surprise gone bad.
我能为这种事唱上几首歌♥
I could sing a few bars of that one.
但是你不会唱的对吧
But you're not going to, right?
不会他们在安全通知时是不允许我这样做的
No no, they frown upon that during the safety announcement.
等到我回到丹佛的时候
It's just that by the time I get back,
我和斯宾塞也没有多少时间呆在一起
Spencer I will barely have any time together.
所有的异地恋都很残忍♥
All long-distance relationships are brutal.
你试着努力得去维系
You try to make 'em work.
邮件信息视频
You email, you text, you video chat...
突然在一个晚上你发现
Then one night you decide
你更想做的事是看"星际大战"
you'd rather watch a "Battlestar Galactica" Marathon
就这样你就当了恶人
and suddenly you're the bad guy.
我敢肯定这种事不会发生在我的身上
I'm pretty sure that won't happen to me.
从第一季就不要看会上瘾的
Stay away from the first season. It's addictive.
我知道了
Good to know.
我想说的就是什么也不能代替
All I'm trying to say is there's no substitute
两个人在同一个地方生活
for being in the same place together,
那些认为自己是例外的人只是自己骗自己而已
and anyone who thinks otherwise is just kidding themselves.
噢你和你男朋友例外
Oh, except for you and your boyfriend.
你们俩会好好的
You kids'll be fine.
各位乘客我是机长现在通知大家
This is the Captain speaking. Just wanna let you know
现在在俄亥俄河谷上方有一股强气流
that there's some weather over the Ohio valley,
所以今晚的航♥班♥会延迟
so we're gonna be a little delayed tonight...
最多三四个小时
Three, four hours tops.
哇好吧这样好不好
Wha... well, here's a thought:
绕着俄亥俄飞吧
Fly around Ohio.
嗯看样子我们要在这要多待一会儿了
Well, looks like we're gonna be here for a while.
小蛋饼
Mini quiche?
嘿妈妈 -嘿 PJ
Hey, mom. - Hey, P.J.
好了她正在那儿坐着正好
Okay, she's sitting right there. Just...
过去把退学的事告诉她
Get it over with and tell her you dropped out of college.
如果再拖延一秒你就
If you hold it in one more second, you'll go...
哦有葡萄
Ooh, grapes!
啥时候买♥♥的
When did we get those?
妈妈一定去超♥市♥了
Mom must've gone to the store.
但她老是不洗葡萄啊
But she doesn't always wash them.
我是不是吃了个没洗的葡萄
Did I just eat an unwashed grape?
我来厨房♥做什么来着
What am I doing in the kitchen?
哦对了
Oh, right.
妈妈
Mom?
有件事要告诉你
There's something I gotta tell ya.
喂
Hello.
是的等一下
Yeah, hold on.
有个"早安丹佛"的人找你
Uh, somebody from "Good Morning, Denver" wants to talk to you.
"早安丹佛" 那个电视秀
"Good Morning, Denver"? The TV show?
是啊
Yeah.
我想我可以给他一分钟时间
I think I have a minute.
你好
Hello.
我就是
This is she.
嗯啊
Uh-huh.
嗯啊
Uh-huh.
我想我可以安排一下
I... I think I could arrange something.
哦太好了
Oh, very good.
好的谢谢你的来电
Yes, thank you for calling.
怎么了
What's going on?
老娘要上电视了
I'm gonna be on TV!
哇太好了妈妈
Wow, that's great, mom.
他们喜欢我的妈咪博客还给我安排了一次电视访谈
They loved my mommy blog and they want me to do a segment on the show!
要是一切顺利的话我就能成常驻了
And if it all goes well, be a regular.
他们这么说的 -没他们一定会的
They said that? - No, but they will!
等着我上了电视吧
After I'm on TV.
这是所有的白蚁笼子了
Well, I think that's all the ant traps.
好了现在捕蚁任务完成
Okay. Well, by now the ants have done their job
白蚁都没了 -但愿如此
and the termites are gone. - Sure hope so.
得了吧收拾得了两千个蚂蚁弄不好两个白蚁
Come on, 2,000 ants against two termites?
我愿意赌一下
I think I likes me my odds.
哦不白蚁
Oh no, I... it's termites!
好多
Dozens of 'em!
它们怎么能繁殖的这么快
How did they multiply so fast?
嗯它们在邓肯家
Well, they are in the Duncan house.
也算是入乡随俗吧
Kind of a "when in Rome" situation?
我们得隔离房♥子了
Ah. We're gonna have to tent the house.
我怎么跟艾米说啊
What am I gonna tell Amy?
可以跟她实话实说
You could tell her the truth.
或者是
Or...
度假 -是的
A vacation? - Yes.
亲爱的你这么辛苦
Honey, you work so hard,
忙前忙后的你值得拥有一次度假
you do so much around here you deserve a vacation.
好吧好主意你计划啥时候开始
Well, okay. That sounds great. When were you thinking?
从周二早八点到周四早八点
8:00 A.M. Tuesday to 8:00 A.M. Thursday.
48小时的欢乐时光
48 hours of fun!
就带上你我孩子们还有过期的食物
Just you, me, the kids and the perishables.
鲍伯这可不行
Bob, Bob, I can't do that.
周二早晨我得上电视记得不
I'm gonna be on TV Tuesday morning, remember?
哦是啊嗯