废柴联盟（2009）

Community S03E18

Part 2 Oct. 20, 2020, 9:43 a.m.

I don't know how that helps me, but please leave.
我没明白这是什么意思请出去
Fine, but you will regret this.
行啊不过你会后悔的
I doubt it.
估计不会
This just came for you.
这是给你的
Great.
好嘛
I have to give more bad news to Jeff and his study group.
我得给杰夫和学习小组带去更多噩耗
Hold my calls, I have to pick an outfit.
接好我的电♥话♥ 我得挑身行头出来
Who wants to dance?
谁想去跳舞吖
Nice work, everyone.
诸位干得好啊
Now think about that last little puppy in that basket
现在想象下篮子里最后的那只小狗
Out of all those puppies.
不要想其他小狗
And now... He's catching fire too.
现在它也着火了
Britta! Why are you making us feel these things?
布雷塔你为什么要对我们这么残忍♥
We need to bring our emotions to the surface
我们需要把情绪宣泄出来
And explore them.
逐一探索
Does it always have to be puppies though?
非得用小狗狗吗
Oh, come on, everybody.
拜托各位
This is a completely unnecessary process.
完全没必要这么做
What Jeff's doing right now is called denial
杰夫现在的表现叫做否认
and it is the first of five stages of grief
这是悲伤五阶段的第一阶段
that ends with acceptance.
最终是接受
Name any other stage.
请把其他几个阶段说出来
What are you, my final?
问毛问你期末考吗
Maybe we don't need grief counseling.
也许我们用不着悲伤治疗
But seems like the least we could do is have a memorial or something.
不过至少我们也要办个追悼会什么的吧
Oh, yes, we could have a little service
没错一起办个小型追悼会
and I could bring some of my brownies
我可以带些自♥制♥的布朗尼蛋糕
and I guess someone should sing Ave Maria.
还可以找个人唱万福玛利亚
I mean, I can do it. Whatever.
我唱也行怎么都行
Sure, why not drag it out for weeks?
很好追悼一个礼拜怎么样
Why not wallow for the rest of our lives
今后一直悲伤堕落一事无成
and never get anything done?
不也挺好吗
Or we could just admit the simple fact that one day,
或者我们就该接受这显而易见的事实
something is in your life and one day, it's not.
生死有命富贵在天人走茶凉莫费周章
Dean-jour, mes amis!
朋友们院长来了
Unfortunately, due to the whole Star-Burns meth lab explosion,
很不幸星霸冰♥毒♥作坊爆♥炸♥一事过后
Professor Kane has resigned,
凯恩教授辞职了
and you biology class has been can-can-cancelled.
你们的生物课就取取取消了
Your grade is now an incomplete.
现在你们学期课程不完整
You'll have to make up the credit in the summer.
所以只能暑假补修学分
My summer is gone?
我的暑假泡汤了
No.
不
No!
不
Well, I had a little rockette kick-line thing planned, but...
我还准备来个火箭女郎踢大腿啥的但
Okay.
好的
That was Garrett singing, um, Ave Maria?
感谢加瑞特为我们演唱万福玛利亚是吗
Ave Maria!
万福玛利亚
Uh, now, Shirley, I understand you wanted to sing something as well?
雪瑞我知道你也想一展歌♥喉
No, thank you.
不想谢了
Okay, then let's move on to the eulogies.
那好下面进行悼词环节
Does anyone have anything they wanna say
有没有人想说些什么
in the memory of Star-Burns?
追念一下星霸
Because his sideburns were shaped like stars.
原来是因为他将鬓角剃成星状
I just got it. I just got that.
我才明白我明白了
Anything at all.
有没有想说的
This is a safe place to say what you're feeling.
大家可以在这里畅所欲言
I'll say something.
我有话要说
After learning about Star-Burns' death,
得知星霸的死讯后
I personally went through the stages of grief
我经历了悲伤的数个阶段
and have now arrived at the final one-- acceptance.
现在我处于第五阶段接受
Closure!
开窍了
Acceptance that this place...
接受这个地方
This fallujah of higher learning...
这所高等教育集中营
is a prison from which none of us will ever escape.
是一座我们永远无法逃脱的囚狱
Okay, Jeffrey, now we're mixing metaphors here--
好了杰夫瑞你这比喻有点
And it turns out...
事实证明
that Star-Burns, this man in this urn,
星霸骨灰罐里的这一缕英魂
was a hero to us the whole time
应当被视作英雄
because he did the one thing that none of us ever tried to do.
因为他做了我们从未尝试过的事
He got out.
他逃出去了
And then he exploded.
接着他化为灰烬了
Because Greendale hates its students.
因为格林德尔与学生为敌
No. No. It sucks the lives from their bodies
不它吮吸我们的血液
and forces their desiccated husks to attend summer school.
逼迫不成人形的我们上暑期学校
Okay, Jeffrey, this is a funeral.
好了杰夫瑞这是葬礼
Let's keep it light.
别搞得如此沉重
Annie, Annie, maybe you could say something nice about Star-Burns.
安妮你来说点星霸的好话
Get some sugar to go with that spice.
缓和一下那家伙的满腔愤懑
Star-Burns or Alex, as he like to be called,
亚历山大喜欢被人叫做星霸
was a human being.
是一个普通人
A Greendale human being...
来自格林德尔的普通人
like me.
同我一样
I've given this place my childhood,
我把自己的大好年华
my enthusiasm, and my loyalty,
热情与忠诚都献给了这里
and in return, Greendale has warped me
结果呢格林德尔却扭曲了我
like a barbie in a microwave.
就像微波加热过的芭比娃娃
Our school flag is an anus!
我们的校旗是一朵菊花
You were the guys who drew it.
那可是你画的
We're not even the best community college in our community.
我们连这个社区最好的社区大学都算不上
Let that sink in.
你们好好想想
And the cherry on top on this total lack of sundae--
更为人神共愤天理难容的是
I'm failing a remedial biology class on a technicality
我的生物课要华丽丽地挂科了
all because you don't know how to run a school.
都因为你根本不懂怎么办学校
Oh, that's Shame on you, dean.
这也太真丢脸啊院长
Shame...On...You!
真丢脸
Edison out.
埃迪生闪人
Let's maybe not drop the $50 mics, okay, guys?
伙计们五十刀的麦克风可不是摔着玩的
Shirley, you love Jesus.
雪瑞你心怀上帝
I think we all could use some good old-fashioned religion right now.
也许我们现在正需要宗教的感化
Well, uh, all right.
好吧
Um, Star-Burns, I'm told,
我听说星霸
um, was a drug dealer.
是个毒贩子
Which, of course, is not good behavior.
这种行为当然不好
Which--but he-- it was a business.
不过好歹也算门生意
Um, he had an entrepreneurial spirit.
他有企业家精神
Amen.
阿门
I had an entrepreneurial spirit.
我也有企业家精神
I had dreams.
我有梦想
Dreams of opening a sandwich shop in this cafeteria.
梦想在这间食堂里开三明治店
And Greendale listened to those dreams...
格林德尔听取了这个梦想
And stole them...
然后窃为己用
And sold them to subway.
把它卖♥♥给了赛百味
Worst wake ever.
这追悼会逊毙了
I'm starting to get nervous about this.
我有点紧张了
Yep, it'd be nice to have some protection, right?
可不有保护心里才有底不是吗
Think maybe it's about time you signed this?
现在签还为时不晚
Just promise me you'll use restraint.
你要保证别做出格的事
Yep. Every type we got.
没问题绝对搞定
Gentlemen! All hail Chang!
先生们万昌无疆
This is the day we've been waiting for.
我们期待的日子到来了
Suit...Up!
武装起来
When I say Greendale, you say sucks
等我说格林德尔你们就喊烂
Greendale. Sucks.
格林德尔烂
Greendale. Sucks.
格林德尔烂
Greendale. Sucks.
格林德尔烂
Greendale. Sucks.
格林德尔烂
Peace.
都安静
No, no, no, no, no, no, oh, no, you don't.
不别别你别添乱
Look, I don't know how this got out of hand either.
我不知道场面为何这么失控
But as a student who's been at Greendale for over a decade,
但作为在格林德尔呆了快十年的学生