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废柴联盟（2009）
Community S03E09
Part 3
Oct. 20, 2020, 9:41 a.m.
Enough teutonic punnery.
日耳曼双关玩够了吧
Monday morning you get this...
周一早晨 等到你的是
Were you guys walking around with a soccer ball
你们带着足球走来走去
just so you could do that?
就是为了秀这个
They left the ball and everything.
他们抛下球 拍拍屁♥股♥就走了
I think they were literally walking around with it
我觉得他们带着球来回走
like a prop to use.
就是想挽回点面子
That's, like, a $25 dollar bit, and it's not even that good.
这顶多就卖♥♥二十五美刀 估计还不值这个价
You have got to come clean, okay?
你必须来澄清 知道吗
I don't know what he's doing in there, but it feels dramatic.
我不知道他在里面干什么 但已经很带戏了
I'm sure he's already moved on to some other obsession.
我相信他已经转移嗜好了
Oh, look, fun.
看呀 多好玩
The police are powerless.
警方无能
I must take justice into my own hands.
我必须亲手主持正义
Men like Rick operate above the law.
里克这样的人游走于法律之外
But there's something else above the law...
但游走于法律之外的不只有他们
Bats...
还有蝙蝠
And me.
还有我
Abed, don't do anything drastic.
阿布蒂 千万别钻牛角尖
Yeah, maybe we should all just take a step back and--
我们或许该退后一步想想
Aw, is that the grappling hook I got you for Christmas?
嗷 那钩绳是我送你的圣诞节礼物吗
The night beckons.
暗夜在召唤
Its black fingers curl and uncurl,
黑暗的手指屈伸张合
going, like, "hey, come here."
好像在说 "来吧"
Abed, wait!
阿布蒂 等等
Wait. I did it.
阿布蒂 是我♥干♥的
I stepped on your DVD, and it broke,
我踩碎了你的DVD
and I staged a break-in to cover it up.
我自导自演了一出盗窃戏 试图掩饰
If that were true,
如果这话是真的
you would've come forward a long time ago.
你早就会上前承认了
You're lying to keep me out of danger.
你在撒谎 想让我远离危险
But there can be no peace
但是 当犯罪和着
while crime spits and dances on the grave of justice
那充满感染力的罪之鼓点
to the hot beats of infectious rhythms
在正义的坟墓上唾骂舞蹈时
of all that is wrong.
世间不会和平
Oh! Just...
哦 你要
Use your foot. Ooh, ooh, ooh!
用脚来控制 啊啊啊
You're okay--okay.
你还好 还好吧
Abed...
阿布蒂
Troy! What are we gonna do?
特洛伊 我们怎么办
Now you're open to input?
现在愿意听人劝告了
I'm following him.
他跳我也跳
You moving in here was supposed to tone us down.
请你搬进来 还指望能带我们正常点呢
So, Shirley, tell me--
雪瑞 跟我说说吧
how does someone with your talent for foosball
以你这么强的桌足技术
ever stop playing?
怎么会洗手不玩了呢
Oh, I don't want to talk about that.
这话题还是不谈为妙
Oh, come on, we're, like, best friends now.
拜托 我们已经是密友了
Don't back away from this. Open up to me.
不要逃避 跟我敞开心扉吧
Okay, well...
好吧 这样呢
When I was a kid, I had anger, Jeff--
小的时候 我充满了愤怒 杰夫
real bad anger--and foosball was a release.
极度愤怒 桌足是个很好的发泄途径
But I didn't just--just beat people.
但我不是打赢就算
I-I broke 'em.
我会摧毁对手
One time I was running this table
有一次 我参加城际YMCA
over at this Y.M.C.A across town,
和人比试桌足
and I was really giving it to this kid--
我把对手那孩子伤得很深
this skinny little white boy, no offense.
那是一瘦巴巴的白人小孩 无意冒犯
He started crying. They always started crying.
他哭了起来 小孩子打不赢都会哭
But something about this boy
但这孩子有种特质
made me want to take it all the way.
让我很想欺负到底
I started jabbing him with the rods until...
我开始用球杆戳他 结果
the boy peed himself.
小男孩尿裤子了
Everybody laughed. I laughed.
大家哄堂大笑 我也笑了
But after that, the game lost its flavor.
但自此之后 这游戏就变了味
Once you make a boy pee his pants,
当你害到一个男孩尿裤子
you start thinking about where your life is headed.
你就会开始思考 自己的人生是否错了方向
Jeff, what's wrong?
怎么了 杰夫
Gonna kill you!
我灭了你
Your ass is mine!
洗好脖子挨砍吧
You're such a punk!
太逊了你
You like being beat by a girl?
被女孩子
Yes!
好耶
What are you crying for?
你哭什么啊
Your mama cannot help you,
妈妈可帮不了你
and I know your daddy ain't around,
据我所知你又是个没爹的孩子
or you wouldn't play like a bitch.
不然怎么会玩得像个小贱♥人♥
Oh, my goodness gracious. Is that what I think?
我的个神啊 难道我猜对了
I just beat this kid all the way to tinkle-town.
一杆子打得这孩子嘘嘘啦
Tinkle-town, tinkle-town, tinkle-town, tinkle-town.
小嘘嘘 小嘘嘘 小嘘嘘 小嘘嘘
Tinkle-town, tinkle-town, tinkle-town,
小嘘嘘 小嘘嘘 小嘘嘘
tinkle-town, tinkle-town.
小嘘嘘 小嘘嘘
You were Big Cheddar?
你就是大切达
Who told you that--
谁告诉你
Oh, dear lord.
我的天呐
You're tinkle-town?
你就是小嘘嘘
Don't call me that.
别这么叫我
All your fake sweetness and religion
你这些虚假的善意和虔诚
is just a veil covering a horrible monster.
都是掩盖内心魔性的邪恶伪装
And I had a lot of Mountain Dew that day!
我那天是威士忌喝多了
There's an 80 percent chance
不除掉这些嬉皮士
you can't leave Woodstock until you bone these hippies.
你八成是没法离开伍德斯托克了
Oh, boy.
哎呀
You know what I came for, scum.
知道我为什么来的吧 渣滓
Where is it?
藏哪里了
In the closet. In the closet, man.
在壁橱呢 在壁橱
Abed, stop it! Get him!
阿布蒂 快停下 抓住他
I mean, stop it.
我是说 快停下
They're in the closet.
都在壁橱里
I knew I'd get caught. Just don't hurt me, Batman.
我就知道会东窗事发 别伤害我 蝙蝠侠
Closet.
壁橱
Women's shoes?
女鞋
But Rick doesn't have a wife...
但里克没结过婚啊
Or women's feet.
也没长女人脚
Wait. My summertime ballet flats?
等等 我的芭蕾夏单鞋
I thought I lost these in the move.
我还以为搬家时弄丢了
Is it there? Does he have the DVD?
在吗 有DVD吗
The what? The DVD.
什么 DVD
He has it, all right.
找到了 就在他这里
And it looks like he broke it.
好像被他打碎了
Who are you?
您是何方神圣啊
If you had something to say,
如果有话想说
why not put it in the text message?
直接短♥信♥不行吗
I wasn't sure what to say.
我不知道能说什么
Do you understand
你到底明不明白
what you did to me...big Cheddar?
你对我的伤害有多深 大切达
Please don't call me that.
拜托别这么叫我
Why not? It's what you are--
怎么不行 你本性如此
a mean, nasty bully.
我是指卑鄙凌弱
I was 12 years old.
我当时才12岁
I peed!
我当众尿裤子
I had to change schools.
直接逼得我转学
I changed everything--
我把一切都换掉了
my clothes, my hair, my personality--
衣服发型 甚至性格都大变
because of you.
就因为你
What a waste.
真是可惜
I wish I could take a picture of you right now
我真希望能拍下现在的你
and send it to my ten-year-old self.
发给十岁时的自己
Watch it, Winger.
小心点 翁格
You don't have a trademark on self-pity.
自哀自怜不是你的专利
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