废柴联盟（2009）

Community S03E10

Part 2 Oct. 20, 2020, 9:41 a.m.

Well, maybe you could start
那你可以从头开始
by giving them the greatest Christmas gift of all.
给他们最棒的圣诞礼物
What's that?
什么礼物
Glee!
欢乐
** It's a feeling you get *
*是你感受到的情绪
** When your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants *
*抛弃理智遵从肉体
** Glee *
*欢乐
** It's like a drug that you use *
*如同吸毒欲瘾难戒
** That turns pain into shoes *
*把痛苦变成舞鞋
** And your shoes into dance *
*舞鞋带你舞动
How's your piano still playing this song?
人都走开为啥钢琴还在响
** Glee is the answe r*
*问题不对路的时候
** When questions are wrong *
*欢乐就是答案
** You'll understand if you just sing along *
*一起唱你就会明白
** 'cause glee is the gift *
*欢乐是礼物
** That you need *
*它是你所需
** Glee is what I'll spread to my friends *
*我要向朋友散播欢乐
** Like a virus that sends them to a healthier place *
*如同病毒快车直达更美景色
** Glee! I'll understand every scene *
*欢乐我融入每个场景
** Because they'll sing what they mean *
*他们以歌♥传情
** Instead of making a face *
*而非挤眉弄睛
** Families are closer when families are winning *
*胜利拉近一家人
** Everything's cooler when cameras are spinning *
*镜头旋转才够酷
** Singing and dancing in unison...in-inning *
*动作一致劲歌♥热舞
** Glee is the gift *
*欢乐是礼物
** That we need *
*它是我们所需
Glee!
欢乐
Thank you, Mr. Rad.
谢谢雷帝先生
Don't break down the set yet.
先别撤掉布景
I'm gonna try to get my friends to be in the Christmas Pageant.
我要努力劝服朋友参演圣诞庆典
Thank you, Abed!
谢谢阿布蒂
Thank you.
谢谢
Merry Christmas, Troy.
圣诞快乐特洛伊
Abed, you look gleeful.
阿布蒂你看起来很欢乐
Troy, don't you think it might actually be fun,
特洛伊你不觉得那会很有趣吗
doing this Christmas Pageant for the glee club?
我是说顶替合唱团参加圣诞汇演
Abed, we hate the glee club.
阿布蒂我们讨厌合唱团
Yeah.
是啊
I guess I just like liking things.
我想我只是喜欢去喜欢事物
Abed.
阿布蒂
Look, you know I'd do anything you did, but...
听着你知道我向来舍命陪君子但...
I'm a Jehovah's Witness.
我是耶♥和♥华♥见证会教♥徒♥
We're not supposed to celebrate Christmas.
我们不该过圣诞节的
I've been thinking about that.
我有考虑那件事
I may have a loophole.
我找到了漏洞
What if you were a Jehovah's Witness
如果你只是个耶♥和♥华♥见证会教♥徒♥
that was merely pretending to be into Christmas,
假装喜欢圣诞节
gathering clues and blending in
收集证据混入敌方
to take down the holidays from within?
从节日内部打垮圣诞节呢
You mean like a spy investigating,
你是说间谍调查行动
making it seem like I'm celebrating,
假装我在庆祝圣诞节
when actually I'm infiltrating Santa's Operation?
而事实上我是在渗入"圣诞老人行动"
*- Yoip! - * Going deep cover *
是的 *潜行听风声
** Past enemy lines *
*深入敌后
** Making everybody think I'm on the Christmas side *
*伪装圣诞党无人识真♥相♥
** Rocking warm sweaters, hanging big-ass lights *
*穿上暖暖毛衣挂上闪闪灯泡
** If the fat man can see me, yo it's gotta look right *
*圣诞肥仔看到也不会被抓包
** I'll watch all the tv specials that I never could *
*遍拾电视特辑遗珠
** I'll even cry during the sad ones, like James Bond would *
*学习邦德感怀痛哭
** And when the big night comes, it's time to set the bait *
*那夜到来设好诱饵
** Cold milk, hot cookies, decorative plate *
*冷牛奶热曲奇装饰盘子
** And he'll come down the chim-in-ey *
*他会顺着烟囱下来
** And it will be just him and me *
*孤男寡男共处一室
** But he won't know we're enemies *
*彼此为敌他却不知
** 'cause I'll play sincere, spring a trap *
*因为我会假扮真诚设下圈套
** Like that, hug him tight, get on his lap *
*紧紧拥抱他坐上他大腿
** And tell him he can come back every year *
*告诉他欢迎每年来回
** 'cause I am Jehovah's most secret witness *
*因为我是耶♥和♥华♥最秘密的见证人
** So I might have to dedicate my life to Christmas *
*穷极一生献与圣诞
** And act just like I love it till the day I die *
*恒久热爱至死方休
** A-b-e-d connoisseur of Christmas *
*阿布蒂圣诞行家
** On the spectrum, none of your business *
*旷世奇人不关你事
** Talks to fast to comprehend *
*语速连珠常人难及
** Just wanna do right by my friend *
*珍友重情好好相处
** If years were seasons, this December *
*如果年头是季节这个十二月
** Would be the December of our December *
*将是欢乐季的十二月
** More blueprints than Howard Hughes *
*比霍华德·休斯蓝图更广
** But if they are blue prints, how do we choose *
*但如果惨遭拦途又该何去何从
** We have to be happy to get to the end *
*开心才能坚持到最后
** We have to save Christmas to save our friends *
*拯救圣诞才能拯救朋友
** We have to save christmas to save our friends *
*拯救圣诞才能拯救朋友
** We have to save christmas to save our friends *
*拯救圣诞才能拯救朋友
Hey, guys.
伙计们
Rapping?
说唱吗
Yep, wanna join us? Totally!
是啊要加入吗当然
Wait, you guys never let me rap with you.
等下你们说唱从不带我的
Well, we're gonna need all hands on deck
如果我们想要晋级地区赛
if we're gonna go to regionals.
要足够人手才行
Cool.
酷
I just need to... study...
我只是需要...学习
though...in my room.
就先回房♥了
So have fun!
唱得开心
And then, this morning,
之后在今早
I could hear them in the bathroom,
我听得到他们在浴室
doing country western mash-ups.
唱西部乡村风串烧
And they won't stop talking about regionals!
他们不断提到地区赛
Maybe it's nothing.
也许就是小事
Yeah, if "nothing" wears a sweater-vest
是啊估计"小事"正穿着毛坎肩
and seems aggressively asexual.
雌雄莫辨无下限呢
Come on, let's all study for our biology final
得了我们还是乖乖在自习室
in our old--
备考生物...
Where's our table?
我们的桌子呢
Who's that guy?
那个人是谁
You guys all see him too, right?
你们也看见他了对吧
Hey, guys. Merry Christmas, y'all.
筒子们好圣诞快乐
Sorry about the rearrangement.
很抱歉重新布置了自习室
We need this space to rehearse for the pageant.
我们要借地来为汇演排练
But we're not doing the pageant.
但是我们不参加汇演
Look, guys, I hear your negativity,
听着伙计们我知道你们不乐意
but also, can I counter with this?
但是我能用这个反驳你们吗
Who hates glee?
谁会讨厌欢乐
Listen to how that sounds.
听听那词美妙的发音
Glee literally means "Glee."
"欢乐"内涵即欢乐
Oh, stop it!
打住
Not liking glee club doesn't make us bullies,
鄙视合唱团无罪
and implying that is reverse bullying.
如此强制暗示才是反向欺凌
Good point. Sing about it?
有道理来以唱代说
No!
不
I understand them, but you, Pierce?
他们这样我理解可是你皮尔斯
Your generation invented music!
音乐正是诞生于你这一代手中啊
I don't know about "Invented."
诞生不敢说
Perfected, maybe. Pierce!
完善倒没错皮尔斯
They're just trying to pander to your demographics'
他们就是在迎合你这代人
Well-documented historical vanity. Resist!
有史为鉴的虚荣心别信
Abed, wasn't Santa Claus himself
阿布蒂圣诞老人自己不就是
part of Pierce's peer group?
皮尔斯这一代的人吗
I believe so.
我也觉得是
One, two, three, four.
一二三四
** Santa Claus was born in 1945 *
*圣诞老人生于1945
** He had a boogie woogie coca-cola army jive *
*他摇摆着还有可口可乐的牛仔舞