废柴联盟（2009）

Community S03E10

Part 3 Oct. 20, 2020, 9:41 a.m.

** and when the commies gave the polio to Doris Day *
*当共♥党♥人让多丽斯·黛患上小儿麻痹
** Santa helped the beatles chase McCarthy away *
*圣诞老人帮披头士赶走了麦卡利
** That baby boomer santa *
*婴儿潮世代圣诞老人
** He's never gonna die *
*他永垂不朽
** santa fought at woodstock and Vietnam *
*圣诞老人在伍德斯托克和越南混迹
** And smoked a ton of acid and burnt his bra *
*抽了一吨♥迷幻药点着了内衣
** and then in 1970, he did more drugs *
*到了1970 他沉迷毒品
** And his hair stayed long and he *
*头发越来越长
* Grew a mustache *
*还有胡须一把*[披头士外貌特征]
** Baby boomer santa *
*婴儿潮世代圣诞老人
** He's gonna stay ali-i-i-ive *
*他永生不灭
** santa invented spielberg and microchips *
*圣诞老人带来了斯皮尔伯格和微芯片
** santa inventecoca-cola and aerobics *
*圣诞老人发明了可口可乐和健美操
**he made the Iron Curtain and the Gremlins 2*
*他带来了铁幕和小精灵2[电影]
** Fake butter and aids twin peaks! *
*人造黄油和双子峰
**Baby boomer santa*
*婴儿潮世代圣诞老人
** Thank you for MTV *
*感谢你带来MTV
** Baby boomer santa *
*婴儿潮世代圣诞老人
** Thank you for everything *
*感谢你的赐予
** You're welcome *
*不必客气
** You're welcome for everything in the world *
*给予盛世而已你等不必拘礼
** You're welcome *
*不必客气
**You're welcome for all that I bring to the world
*给予盛世而已你都不必客气
** I'm baby boomer santa *
*我是婴儿潮世代圣诞老人
** I bring the gift of the world *
*为世界带来美好
** Baby boomer santa *
*婴儿潮世代圣诞老人
** I'm an American pearl *
*我就是美国之珠
Pierce is on board. That's great!
皮尔斯同意了真棒
For the christmas queen, I'm hoping we can get Shirley or Annie.
圣诞女主唱最好能找雪瑞或者安妮
They both have really strong voices
她们俩声线突出
And natural * vibrato. *
还有天生颤音
There's also Britta. Britta's adorable!
布雷塔怎么办布雷塔很讨喜的
So shirley or Annie for the christmas queen.
雪瑞或者安妮是圣诞女主唱
There's a leaf on Britta's head.
布雷塔头上有片叶子
She's playing a tree!
她负责演一棵树
And it's gonna be so fun!
肯定好玩死了
Mr. Radison, who authorized you to rearrange our study room,
雷迪森先生谁许你重新布置学习室的
And who do you think you are anyway?
你以为你是谁
I'll tell you.
我唱给你听
** Well *
*话说
** Well *
*话说
** Well *
*话说
I'm scared to go into the study room.
我都不敢进学习室了
There are so many top hats in there.
里面有好多礼帽[代指歌♥舞剧元素]
I wish there was a way we could stop all this.
真希望人类可以阻止他们
I mean, I realize the stakes aren't actually that high,
我知道获胜希望没那么大
But somehow, that just makes it extra scary.
但不知怎么却似乎更恐怖了
I know.
我明白
Jeff, I think I know what Mr. Rad is up to.
杰夫我知道雷帝先生想干什么了
There's something you have to see.
你快过来看
Mr. Rad plans to get every single member
雷帝先生想让学习小组的每个成员
of our study group to join the glee club.
都加入合唱团
Well, I don't know how he thinks that's gonna happen.
不知他怎么想的竟以为能成功
I'll show you.
我做给你看
Wha--?
什
This is just one of the many costume changes
舞台装性感热辣不重样哦
I'll be doing during the show.
这件只是其中之一
We're a shoo-in for regionals, right?
我们还要参加地区赛呢是吧
Annie, you too?
安妮你也下水了吗
This is beneath you.
这不是你的风格啊
You are an intelligent woman.
你是个头脑精明的姑娘
Also, you're jewish!
你还是个犹太人
I guess I have a lot to learn about holiday tradition.
关于节日传统我还有好多要学呢
** Teach me how to understand christmas *
*告诉我怎么欢度圣诞吧
** Show me how to open a box *
*告诉我怎么打开盒子嘛
** It hurts my little head *
*伦家想得头都疼啦
** When I'm lying in my bed *
*躺在床上
** With visions of sugarplum socks *
*满脑子都是圣诞袜呀
Is this a bit?
美人计
** Teach me how to understand christmas *
*告诉我怎么欢度圣诞吧
** Do I trim the tree *
*要修剪的是松树
** Or the deer? *
*还是小鹿呢
** I can't keep it straight *
*傻傻分不清楚啦
** And now it's getting late *
*天色已经晚了
** Where does the stocking go? *
*袜袜挂在哪里呀
** Here? *
*这里吗
I can't see!
什么都看不到啦
** What's a Christmas eve? *
*圣诞前夜是哪位
** Is that santa's lady? *
*是圣诞老人的女朋友吗
** Are snowmen cold or hot? *
*雪人是冷还是热
** Won't you be my daddy? *
*当我爹地好不好
** I'm a silly christmas baby *
*我是个傻傻的圣诞小宝贝
** Tell me what to deck *
*告诉我怎么装点吧
** 'cause I forgot *
*人家忘了嘛
Annie. Ooh!
安妮啊呀
** "Bwain" Hurt-y, understand-y "Cwistmas" *
*脑袋痛想不明白圣诞节
** Mistletoe for eat-y, taste good? "
*槲寄生可以吃吗味道好不好呀
** You smarty, me dumb *
*你好聪明我却笨笨的
** Help "Pwetty" Have fun *
*帮帮小镁铝一起来玩呀
** Sex *
*爱爱吧
Look, eventually, you hit a point of diminishing returns
听着你在耍性感方面终于达到
on the sexiness.
收益递减了
What's a dimin-- ?
收益递减是什
Stay back, old man. Don't even hum.
走远点老头子连哼哼都不行
Shirley, Britta, I have no intention of singing.
雪瑞布雷塔我没想要唱歌♥
Good.
很好
I can't speak for these little angels though.
我怎么唱得出这些小天使的心声
** There's a magic in the air *
*空气中有一种魔力
** Around us *
*环绕着我们
** We all have the sudden urge to bake *
*我们突然想要烘焙
**It feels like a very special birthday*
*像是个特别的诞辰
** But whose name should be written on the cake? *
*蛋糕做好了又该送给谁
Shirley, you need to get out of here!
雪瑞你离开这儿
** We asked our public school to give the answer *
*我们想从老师那里问出答案
They're not gonna tell you.
他们不会告诉你的
** But they could only teach us not to pray *
*只告诉我们不要祈祷
That's what they do. That's what they do.
他们就是这样他们就是这样
** The constitution says the state can't tell us *
*宪法政♥府♥不能告知
** Was anyone important born today? *
*今天是哪个重要人物的生日吗
Oh, gotta tell the babies!
儿童教育要普及啊
** Jesus Christ! *
*耶稣基♥督♥
** Jesus Christ is the lord *
*耶稣基♥督♥是真♥主♥在上
** Happy birthday, Jesus *
*生日快乐耶稣
** Happy birthday *
*生日快乐
** Cut the cake, cut the cake now *
*切蛋糕切蛋糕吧
** Cut the cake, my lord *
*切蛋糕吧我主
Oh, Jeff, thank god!
杰夫谢天谢地
They got Shirley! It's just you and me now.
雪瑞也被骗了只剩你和我了
Jeff?
杰夫
Guys, I am swelling with pride!
同志们我真是心怀骄傲啊
You stepped up, and you saved the christmas pageant!
你们挺身而出你们拯救了圣诞庆典
And it's all thanks to you, Mr.Rad.
多亏了你啊雷帝先生
I just hope we can repay you by making regionals.
真希望我们能杀到地区赛来报答您
Uh, I thought this was regionals.
这不是地区赛吗
Don't let my confusion undercut their importance.
我虽糊涂但是他们依旧很重要
Places, everyone!
各就各位
Scooch, scooch, scooch, scooch, scooch.
快走快走快走
I could not have done this without your recruiting skills, Abed.
这一切都多亏了阿布蒂你出众的招徕技巧
I was happy to do it. For a while there, I thought
能帮到忙我很开心本以为
We were gonna end the semester on a really dark note.
又要以暗淡的一天来结束这个学期