废柴联盟（2009）

Community S03E02

Part 2 Oct. 20, 2020, 9:40 a.m.

顾问老师: 克里格斯教授
注册:今日 244教室
You okay, kiddo?
你还好吧丫头
Yeah, yeah. You know what's funny?
挺好的话说真有意思
This is so silly.
也挺傻的
Remember little Annie Kim from poli-sci?
记得那个政♥治♥社会课上的安妮·金吗
Boy, she just... took my Model U.N. idea
她居然剽窃了我模拟联♥合♥国♥的创意
And just...
然后
She is quite the little go-getter.
她还真是雷厉风行啊
Wait, what?
等下你说什么
She stole your idea?
她剽窃了你的创意
Sneak attack.
我没防备
That's just like--
我就说
Not women, Asians.
这次没说女人是亚洲人
Well, the real important thing is that there is a Model U.N.
重点在于学校终于有自己的模联了
It doesn't really matter who starts it.
谁创办的其实无所谓
It just means her name goes on some charter
只不过她的名字会时常出现在章程里啦
and she gets to put it on her resume.
然后在个人简历中提一提啦
And lead the Greendale team to the National Model U.N.,
带领格林德尔队进军全国模联比赛啦
and meet Kofi Annan, Boutros Boutros Ghali,
见见科菲·安♥南♥ 布特罗斯·布特罗斯·加利
and Will.I.Am.
还有Will.I.Am[黑眼豆豆成员]
Boutros Boutros Ghali?
布特罗斯·布特罗斯·加利
That's it. I'm gonna find this little brat's off-switch.
够了我去灭了这个小丫头
Jeff!
杰夫
He's just being protective.
他只是为我抱不平
I'll stop him.
我去阻止他
I am so excited that we finally have
我甚是激动格林德尔终于
a Model U.N. here at Greendale.
有了模拟联♥合♥国♥
I am really, really, really,
我真的真的极其非常
really, really, really into Model U.N.s.
十分特别喜欢模拟联♥合♥国♥
They used to call me Model U.N. guy back in college.
大学时代的我人称"模联狂人"
Well, that's not-- don't research that.
也不光彩别去搜了
The important thing here is that I am really--
重点在于我真的十分
Pardon me, Professor Cligoris.
抱歉打扰了克里格斯教授
Cligoris?
还是克格里斯
Either pronunciation is fine? Are you here for the Model U.N.?
怎么念都行你来报名模拟联♥合♥国♥吗
I'm here to tell you that the entire idea
我来是要告诉你模联的创意
to have a Model U.N. was hers.
彻头彻尾都是她想出来的
Really? So you're Clark M. Eichelburger.
真的吗这么说你是卡拉卡·梅·埃克伯格
So I've had your photo around my neck since I was in High School.
从高中起我就把你的照片嵌在项链里
I'm talking about the Greendale Model U.N.
我说的是格林德尔模联
My Annie gave this other Annie the idea
我家安妮把创意告诉了那家安妮
and the diabolical little b--usybody
结果这恶毒的小贱风就起浪的人
stabbed her in the back.
却背信弃义抢走了创意
It's childish.
简直幼稚
Honestly I'm just happy there is a Model U.N.
本校模联成立我真心感到高兴
Annie, is this true?
安妮他说的是真的吗
I recall other Annie mentioned the concept,
我回想起来那家安妮提出过这个想法
but she certainly didn't take the initiative
但她根本没有主动寻求
to find a faculty advisor.
教师指导
I didn't know that all you had to do was call dibs.
真想不到你只会事成之后来抢功
I'm not calling dibs.
我才不是来抢功的
Because I'm not a petty
因为我才不是那种小肚鸡肠
competitive child that steals ideas.
争强好胜的小孩子只会剽窃别人创意
I simply refuse to acknowledge the authority
我只不过是要拒绝承认
of your criminal Model U.N.
你这个盗版模联的主♥权♥
So don't recognize it.
你大可不必承认
It still exists.
反正它依旧存在
Oh, then Annie'll just start her own Model U.N.
那我家安妮就创办自己的模联
Yeah, for grown-ups.
没错专为成年人而设
Well, I still don't recognize it.
我坚决不会承认
Well, it exists, baby!
它就是存在小妞
I'm sorry, I don't understand your relationship here.
抱歉我没弄明白二位的关系
Is he your father or your lover?
他是你♥爸♥爸还是男友啊
There can only be one Model U.N.
只能有一个模联
that officially represents this school
可以正式的代表本校
so let's take our foot off the crazy pedal
所以咱们冷静一下
for just a moment here.
暂且停止抬杠吧
There's only one rational way to settle this.
只有一个办法能够合理的解决此事
A head-to-head Model U.N. Battle royale,
生死对决上演模联♥大♥逃杀
the rules to which I would have to spend the evening devising.
至于决战规则我今晚好好拟定一下
We'll have the competition tomorrow
明晚七点在自助餐厅
in the Cafeteria at 7:00 p.m.
双方模联正式开战
May the most United Nations win.
最联合的联♥合♥国♥就是赢家
Fair enough. Totally fair.
十分公平太公平了
I'll see you in the fair papers, other Annie.
咱们就等着公平对决吧那谁家安妮
Oh, and you were asking what our relationship is?
对了你不是问我们的关系吗
We're friends. Yeah.
我们是朋友对
Good friends. Grownup friends.
好朋友成年好友
Yeah. So.
没错对
We're friendly.
我们感情特铁
So,the key win this thing is
记住打赢这场的关键就是
when in doubt, agree with Annie.
若有分歧力挺安妮
That's sweet, Jeff.
你真贴心杰夫
But everyone should just have fun.
不过大家开心就好
Then again, what's more fun than winning?
话又说回来有啥比打赢更让人开心呢
Pierce.
皮尔斯
I'm offended you would single me out.
强烈抗♥议♥你单独挑我问话
Did you read up on your country's info-packet?
你认真读过代表国家的资料吗
Yes.
读了
Somalia has 1,900 miles of coastline,
索马里拥有长达1900英里长的海岸线
a government that knows its place,
有独♥立♥的政♥权♥
and all the guns and wives you can afford to buy.
枪♥支♥和老婆花钱就能买♥♥到
Why have I never heard of this paradise before?
我之前怎么没听过这个人间天堂啊
I studied up on my country.
我也有恶补本国知识
Is it okay if we do accents, sugar?
我们可不可以说话带点口音啊甜心
Troy, Georgia the country, not the state.
特洛伊格鲁吉亚是国家不是乔治亚州
That's right. Capital city Tbilisi,
没错首都是第比利斯市
and former member of the Soviet Union.
为前苏联加盟共和国
And we kindly request y'all mind your ps and qs.
俺们恳请贵国注意乃们的言行
Welcome to the World's First Ever Model U.N. off.
欢迎大家来到全球首届模拟联♥合♥国♥争霸战
You will each be scored on your U.N.'s ability
我们将依照决议能力遵程与否
to pass resolutions, follow procedure, and maintain order.
以及秩序水平为两队打分
The end goal, of course, total world peace.
终极目标当然是世界和平
Any questions?
有问题吗
Does two U.N.s mean there are two earths?
两个联♥合♥国♥是不是意味着有俩地球
Uh, yeah. Sure, two earths.
是的没错两个地球
Parallel earths in different galaxies
是位于不同星系的平行地球呢
or identical earths in parallel dimensions?
还是处于平行世界的同位地球
The latter one.
后者
Well, what does that say about free will?
那两个地球是否各自拥有自♥由♥意志
Abed! Professor--
够了阿布蒂教授
Right, yeah, let's begin.
行了咱们开始吧
Ready, set,
各就位预备
peace.
和平
Crisis alert.
危机爆发
A civil war has broken out in Ethiopia.
埃塞俄比亚爆发内战
Rebel forces have seized the grain supply,
起义军控制了粮食供应
creating a humanitarian disaster.
导致人道主义灾难
Okay, cool heads, everyone.
好大家头脑都要冷静
America proposes a U.N. peacekeeping force of
美国计划组织多国维和部队
10,000 troops.
有一万人吧
Uruguay agrees.
乌拉圭同意
Ooh, uh, China, too.
哦哦中国也同意
Georgia--the country-- is much obliged.
格鲁吉亚"国" 同样乐于相助
There's gonna be refugees. Who can take refugees?
肯定还有难民问题谁负责收留难民
The great country of Somalia.
伟大的国家索马里
This gem, this Shangri-la
这处珍宝之地这个香格里拉
Graciously invites the Ethiopian refugees
我国诚邀埃塞俄比亚难民前来
to enjoy safe lodging and cool ocean breezes
在潮后海滩安营扎寨
on its sand-swept beaches.
高枕无忧尽享海风清爽