废柴联盟（2009）

Community S03E14

Part 3 Oct. 20, 2020, 9:42 a.m.

He turns to Ben Chang, Greendale's chief of security,
他向格林德尔保安总管本·昌寻求帮助
rumored to be literally psychotic,
据传言此人患有神经病
and who has been kept on the sidelines until this moment.
直到此刻他才被正式卷入这一纷争中
Chang has recruited an army of preteen security interns
昌在当地举办的一场成人礼兼♥职♥时
while moonlighting at a local bar mitzvah.
招募了一批少年安保实习生
They were later nicknamed "The Changlorious basterds,"
他们之后被命名为"猖耻混♥蛋♥"
like Inglourious Basterds,
跟无♥耻♥混♥蛋♥差不多
but with "Chang" instead of "In."
只是把"无"换成了"猖"
I don't get it either.
我也没懂槽点在哪
Most of the soldiers in this war
这场战争中的士兵们
hadn't fought with a pillow in years.
大都很久没持枕头打仗了
These little bastards,
可这些小混♥蛋♥
pillow fighting was a way of life for them.
枕头大战对他们来说再寻常不过了
One of the interns said they were making necklaces out of mattress tags.
其中一名实习生说他们还拿床垫标签做项链
This is when things get as ugly as they can get...
这场战争已经变得丑恶至极了
while still being a pillow fight.
虽然不过只是场枕头大战
Crazy war, huh?
疯狂的战争不是吗
I heard Chang's kids are really ducking stuff up.
听说昌手下的那群孩子为虎作伥
Hey, check it out. I downloaded that thing.
对了快看看我下了那些表情
Birthday cake, birthday cake, unicorn, woman's shoe.
[蛋糕] [蛋糕] [独角兽] [高跟鞋]
How's the nurse thing going?
医护工作进行得怎样
No response.
不予回复
You guys like pillows?
你们不是喜欢枕头吗
How do you like these pillows?
来尝尝这些枕头的滋味吧
The Changlorious Basterds have turned the war
猖耻混♥蛋♥将这场战争变成了
into a chaotic sea of high-thread-count terror.
纺织物漫天飞舞的混乱海洋
Under advice from his top general,
听取了最高统帅的意见后
Abed sees no choice but to unleash his doomsday device.
阿布蒂只得启动他的末日装置
You're going to die, you little bastards!
你们都去死吧小混♥蛋♥们
What the heck is that?
这他妈是啥玩意
He is part man, part pillow...
他是个半人半枕的怪物
All carnage.
极具破坏力
Pierce Hawthorne has transformed himself
皮尔斯·霍桑把自己改造成了
into an unstoppably plush juggernaut.
势不可挡的羽毛破坏神
Guys, guys, let's retreat. Go, go!
伙计们快撤撤啊
The war won't stop with First Blood Part II.
《第一滴血第二弹》中战争仍未停止
It will escalate to Rambo iii,
战事将升级成为《蓝博第三弹》
which should really be called Rambo II: First Blood Part III.
其实应该叫做《蓝博第二弹之第一滴血第三弹》
But the Rambo titles never made sense.
真不知道为啥要起《蓝博》这个名字
And neither does war.
这战争也很是无厘头
Abed Nadir.
阿布蒂·纳德尔
Facebook status update.
Facebook状态更新
Leonard likes this post.
伦纳德很喜欢这条状态
Why are you ignoring me?
你为什么不理我
What's the point of talking to you?
跟你聊天没什么意思
Your words don't mean anything.
你说的内容毫无意义
They're just things you say to get what you want.
说这些只不过为得到自己想要的东西
Well, that's what conversation is, Annie.
这就是谈话的真谛安妮
People saying things to get stuff.
为了达到自己的目的
Then maybe you should just shut up.
那你还是闭嘴好了
Do you ever just...
你就从没
write stuff down in a journal, Jeff?
写过日记吗杰夫
One you don't show people or use to get anything with?
记录自己最真实不愿为人所知的情感
A place that's just for you to...
一片属于自己的洁净之地
sort out the truth?
用于审视自我本真
If I write stuff down in a Hello Kitty book,
如果我在凯蒂猫记事本上写东西
will you like me again?
你还会对我有好感吗
I'm taking that as yes.
我默认你说"会"了
The war brings out the worst in people.
战争暴露出了人性的丑恶
Worse yet, Troy's forces intercept an email
更可怕的是特洛伊的士兵截获了一封
written by Abed to his commanders,
阿布蒂写给指挥官的邮件
outlining Troy's weaknesses.
其中尽数指出了特洛伊的弱点
Troy will hold on until he is broken emotionally.
特洛伊在情感崩溃前是不会倒下的
Fortunately, this will not be hard.
庆幸的是击垮他并不难
He gets distracted by loud noises,
这些东西会让他分神噪声
the color red, smooth jazz, shiny things
红色抒情爵士乐闪亮亮的东西
food smells, music boxes, bellbottoms,
食物香气音乐盒喇叭裤
boobs, barking dogs,
胸器狂吠的狗
and anyone saying, "Look over there!"
以及随便谁对他说"瞧那边"
He's insecure about his level of intelligence.
他对自己的智商信心不足
His greatest vulnerability of all is his emotional frailty.
他最大的弱点是有一颗小男生柔弱心
It's incredibly easy to make him cry.
气哭他简直易如反掌
And he's incredibly ashamed of that fact.
他还觉得哭鼻子无比丢人
Get away!
走开啦
Unfortunately, the only photographer there
不幸的是捕捉到这一镜头的
to capture the scene is Britta Perry.
只有布雷塔·派利一个人
Yeah, gee.
水平真次啊
There's a good one.
这里有张好的
Pictured here lying down,
照片中虽已躺下
Troy's does not take Abed's email lying down.
但特洛伊绝不会对这封邮件忍♥气吞声
Hey, Dick. Read your dumb email.
听着傻♥逼♥ 看过你的邮件了
Really enjoyed it. Guess what?
写得很不错知道吗
You may have been my best friend,
你也许是我最好的朋友
but we both know I was your first friend.
但大家都清楚我是你的第一个朋友
And what I know but you don't know
还有我心知肚明而你因有心理问题
because you have mental issues
所以毫不知情的事情是
is that you're never going to have another friend.
你绝不会再有其他朋友
Because--all caps--
因为下面这句大写
NOBODY ELSE WILL EVER HAVE MY PATIENCE WITH YOU.
别人都没我这份耐心
Troy Barnes. Four-part text message.
特洛伊·巴恩斯短♥信♥分四次发送
Word got around these two were now hurting each other's feelings.
听说这两人在相互伤害对方的感情
And I thought about what Annie said,
我想了想安妮说的话
and then I thought about what I might do to make things right.
然后又想自己该做些什么来挽回局面
At 8:00 p.m. of the second night,
第二天晚上八点
both sides are honoring an agreed upon cease-fire
两方都在纪念停火
so that the infantry can watch the hit TV show
士兵们因此可以观看热播剧集
Ski, Shoot, Sing,
《滑雪·射击·高歌♥》
a combination biathlon singing competition,
冬季两项竞技与唱歌♥结合的选秀节目
which was no fun to watch time-shifted
如果按时间顺序看会觉得很没劲
because then you'd be the last to know who won.
因为大家都喜欢最先被剧透
During the cease-fire,
停火期间
Jeff summons Troy and Abed to a secret summit meeting.
杰夫召集特洛伊和阿布蒂进行秘密峰会
This has to stop. Tell him.
该停手了这话对他说
Me? What about your email?
我谁先发的邮件
You weren't supposed to see that.
那又不是给你看的
You weren't supposed to think those things.
你就不该有那些想法
Guys, look at yourselves.
伙计们瞧瞧你们啊
You didn't used to be like this.
你们以前可不这样
You were Troy and Abed.
你们以前是特洛伊和阿布蒂
Things used to be easy.
开开心心毫无纷争
He's right.
他说的没错
Our friendship is dead. What?
我们的友谊已尽啥
Yeah, I think we should agree right now
没错我们现在就应该达成共识
that whoever wins this war can stay in the apartment.
谁赢这场战争谁就能留在公♥寓♥里
Loser has to find a new place.
输家要搬出去
Agreed.
同意
Uh, I wanted that to go different.
这可不是我想要的结果
The north cafeteria,
诺斯食堂
named after admiral William North,
以威廉·诺斯上将而命名
is located in the western portion of east hall,
在东厅的西面
Gateway to the western half of north hall,
大门口正对着北厅的西半侧
Which is named not after William North,
这可不是根据威廉·诺斯命名的
But for its position above the south wall.
仅仅是因为它在南墙的北面
It is the most contested and confusing battlefield
这是格林德尔校园里
On Greendale's campus,
最诡异的战场了
Next to the English Memorial Spanish Center,
紧邻英国人纪念西班牙人中心
Named after English Memorial,
以英国人纪念中心命名
A portuguese sailor that discovered Greendale
他是一名葡萄牙的水手在寻找
while looking for a fountain that cured syphilis.
能治梅毒的喷泉时发现了格林德尔
In a fit of hurt feelings, Troy redirects most of his infantry
由于情感受挫特洛伊再次发动他的部队