废柴联盟（2009）

Community S03E07

Part 3 Oct. 20, 2020, 9:41 a.m.

And that's when I realized I had to forgive them.
就在那时我意识到应该宽恕他们
That's a beautiful story.
故事唯神感人至深
So inspiring how he came to find the lord.
追寻主的历程♥真♥是发人深省
Isn't it, Britta? Yeah, yeah.
对吧布雷塔是啊
Well, I didn't exactly have to find the lord.
我不用去追寻基♥督♥圣启
He was inside me.
我心中自有基♥督♥
Amen! What's your name, friend?
阿门你叫什么名字我的朋友
Jesus.
耶稣
Are you latino?
你是拉丁人吗
No, my child. I am him.
才不是我的孩子我就是他
You're what now?
你现在是谁了
I am the one true son of god.
如假包换的圣子
I was sent here to save humanity.
我是为了拯救人类而下到凡间来的
Oh, no.
不会吧
Well, it is a pleasure to have you in my car, Jesus.
能载您一段真是无上荣幸耶稣童鞋
Britta, stop. It's not funny now.
布雷塔闭嘴不是开玩笑的时候
Hey Jesus, just curious, what's your position on marijuana?
耶稣原谅我的好奇您对大♥麻♥怎么看
It was given to us by god.
那是神之恩赐
It should be legal.
本应是合法之物
Oh, that's nice.
没错说得太对了
Hear me, hear me!
好戏开场前排直播
Presenting the real-life fairy tale
为您奉上现代都市童话
of how Princess Annie was saved
樵夫特洛伊
from bad neighborhood forest
勇闯邪恶街区森林
by Woodsman Troy.
拯救安妮公主的故事
And Bebad, his emotionally unavailable unicorn.
携手傲娇独角兽巴布蒂荣誉演出
Brought to you by
杰米·李·柯蒂斯
the girl-yogurt Jamie Lee Curtis uses to poop.
排毒清肠酸奶特约播映
There's a package of it in the fridge
冰箱里有满满一包
as a welcoming gift.
给你当作欢迎礼物
Now, once upon a time,
很久很久以前
there was a beautiful princess named Annie
有位美丽动人的安妮公主
who was harassed every day by Count Spaghetti.
厌倦了意粉哥公爵的骚扰
The evil crack Smith who lived outside of her building.
住在邻里的邪恶老疯子
Whoa!
好嘞
I just stand here?
站这儿就行了是吗
Oh, come on, Jeffrey.
快来杰夫瑞
Get in here!
快进来
This is gonna be fun!
很好玩...
Or else.
也说不定
So we just punch in the numbers?
按键点歌♥就行了吗
Okay, you know this one, Jeff.
好了这歌♥你会唱杰夫
We've sang it a thousand times together in my mind.
在我心中咱已经深情对唱千万遍
Huh, huh? Oh come on, Jeffrey.
打起精神杰夫瑞
Make or break time.
成败在此一举
Unless you want to be back here next Saturday.
表现不好的话下周末继续
** There used to be a graying tower *
*暗塔巉岩
** alone on the sea *
*孤立海边
** You became the light *
*光芒忽至
** on this dark side of me *
*照我心间
** Did you know the light that you shine can be seem *
*卿可曾见辉煌涌现
** And now that your rose is in bloom *
*赠有玫瑰怒放娇颜
** A light hits the gloom on the grave *
*古墓幽暗一扫无前
** Jesus loves marijuana *
*耶稣爱大♥麻♥
* Jesus loves marijuana * Amen.
*耶稣爱大♥麻♥* 阿门
** Jesus loves marijuana *
*耶稣爱大♥麻♥
** And drinking human blood, oh *
*食人饮血静度流年
** compare you to a kiss from the rose on a grave *
*爱吻犹甜花难比肩
** Ooh, the more I get of you *
*用情深处
** the stranger it feels, yeah. *
*只如初见
** Now that your rose is in bloom *
*赠有玫瑰怒放娇颜
** A light hits the gloom on the grave *
*古墓幽暗一扫无前
Ah! That was great.
配合完美
Yeah, might have been a little fun.
没错有那么点意思
Huh, see?
没错吧
And you emailed your therapist
好在你给理疗师发过电邮
that you wanted to be alone this weekend.
取消这周末预约了
What?
啥
Thank you. Thank you very much.
由衷感谢你们的聆听
Now, with your permission,
接下来蒙您准许
I'd like to sing a little song about race-mixing.
我要献上一首关于种族融合的歌♥曲
This one's called "Don't you do it".
歌♥名叫做"想混就混"
Get out!
死下去
Ah, good evening, senator.
晚上好议员
Any requests?
点一曲吗
What do you want to do next? I paid for a full hour, so--
下首唱什么我包了一个小时
I email my therapist from my Greendale account.
我用格林德尔的账号♥给理疗师发的邮件
The same account where I received an email
同样也就是这个帐号♥收到了
from physique25 telling me about today's sale.
"修体酷型"发出的今日促销信息
Is that why you're at the mall?
你在商场守株待兔是吧
You read student emails?
你居然偷看学生的电子邮件
Oh, oh, now The Patriot Act
爱国者法案赋予我查信权利
says I can do it, Jeffrey... Technically.
严格说来我并没有错杰夫瑞
Need I remind you the nation is at war-- ow!
需要我提醒你米国正处多战之秋吗
I'll kill you. No, Jeffrey, no!
我灭了你不要啊杰夫瑞
Jeffrey, Jeffrey come on!
拜托杰夫瑞
Just remember, we were making memories!
别冲动咱要留下美好回忆啊
No, Jeffrey! No, no, it's too violent!
不杰夫瑞不要啊好黄好暴♥力♥
You're scaring me! Don't let the terrorists win!
你吓坏我了不要让恐♥怖♥分♥子♥获得胜利
And then the three of them lived happily ever after.
从此以后三人幸福快乐地生活在一起
And Bebad became the Little Dipper.
巴布蒂还升为了小熊星座
The end.
剧终
Kiss me, Woodsman Troy!
吻我樵夫特洛伊
You guys!
你们俩真棒
Living here is gonna be fun all the time.
住在这里欢乐无穷尽啊
Let's make the entire apartment a fort.
让我们把整个房♥间打造成堡垒吧
I'll get more blankets.
我再拿点被毯来
This is a space we reserved for virtual adventures.
这间房♥是虚拟探险特区
Like a playroom but only works in our minds.
就像娱乐室一样不过它只能用来意淫
We call it the Dreamatorium.
我们叫它幻梦空间
But...It's a bedroom.
可这这是个卧室啊
No, no. There's only two bedrooms,
才不是算上毯子城♥堡♥
including the blanket fort.
只有两间卧室
This is the...Dreamatorium.
这是我们的幻梦空间
All day, I've been jumping through hoops to fit in.
一整天来我跨越艰险想要融入
Including the literal hoops
连厕所门口的马桶圈
You put in front of the toilet.
我都毅然跨过
Yes. And you guys are hoarding
谢谢但你们居然藏起次卧
this second bedroom as some kind of playroom?
来做所谓的娱乐室
And making me sleep on a pile of laundry?
却让我睡在一堆臭床单里
Hey, we worked hard on that. And it's a blanket fort.
喂我们费好大劲才搭好的毯子城♥堡♥啊
It's an asylum for half-witted children!
那是幼稚小孩的避世所
As the only adult in this apartment,
作为这间公♥寓♥里唯一的成年人
I am making an ultimatum.
我对你们发出最后通牒
Me or this... Stupid dreamatorium.
我和幻梦空间二选一
Dreamatorium is non-negotiable. Read the lease.
幻梦空间神圣不可侵犯你好好看看合同
Especially the part we added in crayon.
蜡笔标注的部分尤其要细看
You don't wanna take this to court.
你不想诉诸法庭吧
Trust us, this place can be a courtroom
相信我们一眨眼间
in the blink of an eye.
这里就可以变成审判室
This doesn't work for me.
我才不吃这一套
From the minute I joined the study group
自打我加入学习小组
I've been worried about how uptight I am
就担心自己太严肃
and how I'm no fun.
玩不起来
And then I was worried that I wouldn't fit in here
然后我又担心自己不能融入这里
or be able to hang with you guys.
和你们和谐相处
But you know what?
但我想明白了
Why don't you ever ask yourselves whether
你们怎么不扪心自问
you can hang with me?
能否和我共处呢
Why am I always the one that has to adapt?
为什么要做出改变的人总是我