小谢尔顿

Young Sheldon S03E01

Part 3 Oct. 24, 2019, 10:19 a.m.

你好
Hello?
宝贝
Oh, baby.
你怎么起来了
What are you doing up?
我睡不着
I couldn't sleep.
你为什么也不睡觉
Why are you up?
一样
Same.
你因为焦虑而失眠吗
Do you have insomnia from anxiety?
你是因为这个原因吗
Is that what you have?
是的
Yes.
你在焦虑什么呢
What are you anxious about?
老实说你的精神健康
Honestly, your mental health.
我为什么
Me? Why?
你最近好像心事重重
Well, you seem preoccupied lately,
之前在车上又问我那些问题
and you were asking me all those questions in the car.
我只是想告诉你如果你遇到问题
I was just letting you know that if you were having any problems
可以来找我帮忙解决
you could come to me with them.
你觉得我有精神问题吗
You think I have mental problems?
没到问题那么严重啦
Well, not problems.
我只是担心你的未来
I'm just worried about your future,
而且当我看到你...
and when I see you moving...
在空中移♥动♥亚原子粒子时我觉得...
subatomic particles around in the air, that makes...
亚原子粒子是真实存在的
Subatomic particles are real!
你还跟天上一个看不见的男人说话呢
You talk to an invisible man in the sky
祂还能实现愿望
who grants wishes.
要说谁真疯了那也是你
If anyone's mental, it's you.
这你就太过分了
Okay, now you are over the line.
你道歉
You apologize.
不要
No!
什么情况
What the hell's going on?
没什么没事
Nothing. It's fine.
妈妈觉得我疯了
Mom thinks that I'm crazy.
我们不是说好不提这种字眼吗
I thought we weren't supposed to say stuff like that.
妈妈
Mother?
-什么事 -我可以
- Yes? ?- Is it okay
用刀给吐司涂牛油吗
if I use a knife to butter my toast,
还是你担心我会用刀做出疯狂的举动
or are you worried I'll do something crazy with it?
-你可以自己涂牛油 -太好了
- ou can butter your own toast. - Oh, good.
你也能看见吐司
You see the toast, too.
我还担心是我幻想出来的呢
I was afraid I was imagining it.
-谢尔顿... -好了
- Sheldon... - All right,
别闹了
that's enough.
这是什么情况
What's going on?
什么情况都没有一切如常
Nothing's going on. Everything's fine.
我等会告诉你
I'll tell you later.
我妈妈认为我精神不稳定
My mother believes I'm mentally unstable.
由于这是有遗传倾向的我又是她生的
And since there's a genetic component and I'm her child,
所以我想这确实有可能
I suppose it's possible.
我知道你现在很生气
I know you're angry right now,
但你不能目无尊长
but you will not be disrespectful.
暴怒也是精神病的典型症状
You know, fits of rage are a classic sign of psychosis.
你还没见识到老娘真暴怒起来的样子呢
Oh, you haven't seen fits of rage yet!
我说别闹了
I said that's enough!
你们俩都表现得像疯子
Both of y'all are acting like lunatics.
你了解情况了吧
You up to speed?
我想我知道了
I think I got it.
我已经在心里接受耶稣了
I already accepted Jesus in my heart.
不我是想推销这些德州雪球
No. I'm selling these Texas snow globes.
我家里的垃圾够多了
I have enough crap in my house.
垃圾
Crap?
你热爱我大德州吧
You love Texas, right?
当然
Well, sure.
又有谁不喜欢雪呢
And who doesn't like snow?
坐雪橇打雪仗
Sleds and snowball fights.
我记得我小的时候
I remember it snowed hard here once
这里下过一场漫天大雪
when I was a kid.
那一定很美吧
That must have been amazing.
是的学校停课
It was. They cancelled school.
我和我哥在后院搭了座雪堡垒
Me and my brother built a snow fort in the backyard.
真酷
That's cool.
我和我弟弟也很喜欢一起做各种事
My brother and I love doing stuff together.
我俩非常亲密无间
We're really close.
我很长时间没想起过那一天了
I hadn't thought about that day in a long time.
那...
Well,
要是那段美好回忆
what if that memory...
只需摇一摇就能回来呢
was just one shake away?
多少钱
How much?
五美元
Five dollars.
好吧我要了
Fine. I'll take it.
不如再多拿一个给你哥哥吧
How about you get one for your brother?
我说不好
I don't know.
他娶了个北方妞儿搬去康涅狄格州了
He married some Yankee gal and moved to Connecticut.
但他仍是你哥哥啊
But he's still your brother.
不管了
Aw, what the hell.
反正她迟早会抛弃他的
She's gonna leave him at some point.
我不知道这有什么意义
I don't see the point of this.
我就是觉得我们找人咨♥询♥一下也没坏处
I just don't think it could hurt for us to talk to someone.
但我明明此刻可以在家里
But I could be home right now
戴上眼罩手套和鼻塞
wearing a blindfold, mittens and nose plug
-做些重要的事 -知道吗
- doing something important. - You know what?
或许你可以
Maybe you should mention
跟医生聊聊眼罩和手套的事
the blindfold and mittens to the doctor.
或许我也可以聊聊你觉得上帝有跟你交流的事
Or maybe I'll mention how you think that God speaks to you,
因为那让我有点担心
because I find that concerning.
他确实有和我交流此刻他就在说
He does speak to me, and right now he's saying
我该用肥皂洗干净你的臭嘴
I should wash your mouth out with soap.
暴♥力♥幻想
Violent fantasies.
有意思
Interesting.
艾伯纳太太你还记得
Mrs. Ebner, do you remember where you were
梅德福上一次下雪时你在哪吗
the last time it snowed in Medford?
我们当时没有给雪人当鼻子的胡萝卜
We didn't have a carrot for the snowman's nose,
只好用了根热狗肠你能相信吗
so can you believe we used a hot dog?
那景象一定很有趣
That must have been a sight.
我当时跟外孙们在一起
I was with my grandchildren.
他们是第一次见到雪
They had never seen snow before.
我教他们堆雪天使
I taught 'em to make snow angels.
小天使制♥作♥小天使呢
Little angels making little angels.
美好回忆可是无价的
You can't put a price on memories.
但我在做特♥价♥ 买♥♥两个八美元
But I am running a special: two for eight.
小公主你好呀
Hey, little princess.
这个叫"雪"
This is called "Snow."
她喜欢呢
She likes it.
所以我自然会担心他的健康
So naturally I was concerned about his well-being
为了安全起见便密切留意他
and was keeping an eye on him just to be safe.
这叫神经质
It's called being neurotic.
这叫当个称职的好妈妈
It's called being a good mother.
这样很健康
This is healthy.
沟通交流是奠基...
Communication is the cornerstone...
我的表现跟以往没什么不同
I am behaving no differently than I ever have.
你为什么忽然担心起我来了
Why are you suddenly so worried about me?
这个问题问得好
That is a valid question.
最近发生了什么改变吗
Has anything changed recently?
这个嘛
Well...
可能是荷尔蒙作祟
Maybe it's hormonal.
通常更年期是几岁开始的
When does menopause typically begin?
不是因为我的荷尔蒙
It is not my hormones.
反正肯定不是我的
Well, it certainly isn't mine.
我还没任何青春期发育的迹象
I'm showing no signs of puberty.
这...
W...
有时妈妈会故意找孩子身上的问题
You know, sometimes mothers look for issues with their children
为了让自己感到被需要
so they can feel more needed.