小谢尔顿

Young Sheldon S03E21

Part 3 June 16, 2020, 3:43 p.m.

Then your face is on fire.
只抽这么一根
It's just the one.
我正深陷大烦恼
I'm going through a rough patch.
发生什么了
What happened?
书签从圣经里掉出来了你忘记上次看到哪了
The bookmark fall out of your Bible, and you lost your place?
-不是 -你冰箱门上都摆满了
- No. u202d- You run out of room on your fridge
没地方放谢尔顿的完美成绩单
for Sheldon's perfect report cards?
别哭啊
Oh, hey, um...
我只是逗你
I was just kidding around.
我知道
I know.
不如你过来我家吧
Why don't you come over here?
真的吗
Really?
把那包烟也带来
And bring the pack.
我们进鸡舍那里不会被上帝发现
We'll go in the chicken coop, where God can't see us.
我们一致同意你要想上大学
So, we agree that the only way this is gonna happen right now
就得上本地的大学对吧
is if you stay local.
我以后还是能离家去读研究生的
I can always go away for grad school someday.
而且说实话我情感上还不够成熟
And truth be told, I don't have the emotional maturity
无法独力打死咬我的虫子
to squish my own bugs.
总之我们就剩下最大的问题
Anyway, that leaves us with the big question:
如何说服你妈
how do we get your mom on board
让你去读斯特吉斯教学的大学
with you going where Sturgis teaches?
你当年是怎么说服她嫁给你的
Well, how did you get her to agree to marry you?
那一招不好使了她现在戒酒了
Oh, that won't work. She doesn't drink anymore.
乔治生我的气
So, George is mad at me,
谢尔顿也生我的气
and Sheldon is mad at me, and...
而且老实说我也很气我自己
honestly, I'm mad at me, too.
你能不能放过自己啊
Will you please give yourself a break?
你为那个家付出了那么多
All that you do for that family...
我很意外你撑到现在才崩溃
I am surprised you didn't crack years ago.
你怎么处理这些问题的
How do you handle it all?
我现在坐在鸡舍喝兑了果汁的红酒
I'm sitting in a chicken coop drinking a wine cooler
大早上11点所以显然我处理不了
at 11:00 a.M.-- clearly, I don't.
谢尔顿和上大学这事真是愁死我了
Shelly and this college stuff is killing me.
我从没读过大学
I... I never went to college.
我怎么帮他准备好啊
How can I prepare him?
玛丽如果那孩子聪明到
Mary, if that kid is smart enough
已经有大学想招收他
to have colleges wanting him already,
他就一定有足够智慧自己想明白
he's got to be smart enough to figure it out.
也许吧
Maybe.
但听到他说想离家还是很心痛
It still hurts to hear him say he wants to leave.
那肯定的
I bet.
然而
On the other hand,
我还担心我家比利永远无法离巢独♥立♥
I'm worried my Billy will never be ready to leave.
他以后一定能的啦
Oh, of course he will.
靠
Damn.
抽烟喝酒撒谎
Smoking, drinking, lying.
今天你罪孽深重啊
You're covering all the sins today.
这酒真难喝
Mm. This is terrible.
准备好了吗
You ready?
好了
Yes.
好开录
Okay, we're rolling.
你好妈妈我想陈述一下
Hello, Mother. I'd like to present my case
为何你应该准许我明年去东德州理工上学
as to why I should be allowed to go to East Texas Tech next year.
我会尽量说得简单易懂帮助你理解
And I'll keep it simple so you don't get confused.
停
Stop.
是我牙齿卡到菜渣了吗
Something in my teeth?
我给你拿了零食
I brought you a snack.
谢啦
Thanks.
我不知道你昨晚有没有听见
So, I don't know if you heard me and your father
我和你♥爸♥在争论
having a disagreement last night...
"争论"吗
A "disagreement"?
好吧是小口角
Fine. A spat.
行我承认是大吵一架
Okay, a fight.
我就想告诉你你不需要担心
I just want you to know that you do not need to worry.
很难不去担心啊
It's kind of hard not to.
有时爸妈就是会吵架
Uh, sometimes moms and dads have fights,
但那不代表他们的矛盾不会解决
but it doesn't mean that they don't work things out.
那你们解决了没
Did you work it out?
我们回来了
We're home.
吃你的曲奇
Eat your cookies.
你们怎么那么晚才回家
Why are you so late?
谢尔顿
Sheldon?
我录了一段陈述详细阐明了
I've put together a presentation detailing the reasons
你为何应该准许我去上大学的理由
why I should be allowed to go to college,
我希望你带着开明态度去看
and I'd like you to watch it with an open mind.
我能做到
I can do that.
很好
Excellent.
姥姥来了吗
Is Meemaw here?
我闻到烟味儿
I smell cigarettes.
谢谢你给我机会为自己辩护
Thank you for this opportunity to plead my case.
我还想感谢我的摄影师兼司机爸爸
And I'd like to thank my cameraman and driver, Dad.
我连副导演都不是吗
What, I'm not even, like, assistant director?
你想多了
No.
请坐好观看
Sit back, enjoy.
你好我是谢尔顿·库珀
Hello. I'm Sheldon Cooper,
谢尔顿·库珀
谢尔顿·库珀为何该去上大学
欢迎收看《谢尔顿·库珀为何该去上大学》
and this is Why Sheldon Cooper Should Go to College.
我明白此时去另一个州或国家上大学
I realize attending college in another state or country
是不现实的
is unrealistic at this time.
所以我提议我住在家里
Which is why I'm proposing that I live at home
但去东德州理工继续师从斯特吉斯博士
but enroll full-time to continue my studies
就读全日制本科
with Dr. Sturgis at East Texas Tech.
东德州理工
我坚信我已经准备好进入学术生涯的
I firmly believe that I'm ready for this next step
下一阶段
in my academic life.
但不只我自己这么认为...
But don't just take it from me...
他准备好了秋天不现在就好走不送
He's ready. In the fall, now, just let him go.
求你发发慈悲
Please.
我已经没什么能教给谢尔顿的了
I don't think I have anything left to teach Sheldon.
我很肯定他已经比我还聪明了
I'm pretty sure he's already smarter than me.
此话不假
It's true.
老实说
Honestly...
教导谢尔顿是我做过最难的任务
teaching Sheldon is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
我不是因为他难搞才这么说
And I don't say that because he can be a pain.
而是因为他非常聪明
I say that because he's so intelligent,
我为了赶上他必须每晚不断学习
I had to study every night just to keep up.
我会想念他的
I'm gonna miss him.
谢尔顿这样的学生
A student like Sheldon comes along...
百年难得一见
once in a lifetime.
他离开后我们学校将不复以往
This school is not gonna be the same without him.
但我知道他会闯出一番成就的
But I know he's gonna do great things.
我很荣幸曾做出过些许贡献
And I'm honored to have been a small part of it.
我可以凑路费亲自帮他搬行李去宿舍
I'll chip in for gas money. I'll move him into his dorm.
无论你们需要什么
What-Whatever you need.
拜托务必让他离开
Let's make it happen.
你好玛丽
Hi, Mary.
我知道这对你来说一定是个艰难的决定
I know this must be a hard decision for you.
我不能指点你该如何养育你的孩子
I can't tell you how to parent your child.
我自己并无子嗣
I don't have children.
但是
But...
我能告诉你
I can tell you...
在我纵横学术界这多年来
that in all my years in academia,
我从没见过谢尔顿这样的天才
I've never seen a mind like Sheldon's.
他非同凡响
He's truly extraordinary.
如果你让他来这里上学
And if you let him come here,
我保证我们会照顾好他
I promise we'll take good care of him.
谢尔顿·库珀
Sheldon Cooper,
准备好上大学改变世界了
ready for college, ready to change the world.
停
Cut.
如果这都不能说服她我真不知道她哪根筋不对了
If that doesn't convince her, I don't know what her problem is.