小谢尔顿

Young Sheldon S03E09

Part 2 Jan. 18, 2020, 8:39 p.m.

That's a terrible thing to say.
拜托玛丽这孩子也不是社交花蝴蝶啊
Oh, come on, Mary, the boy's not exactly a social butterfly.
事实上他还怕蝴蝶呢
In fact, he's scared of butterflies.
而且这是人家的家嘛
Besides, it's their house.
如果他们不想邀请他
If they don't want him,
你也不能做什么啊
there's nothing you can do about it.
杰夫牧师你还在想
Pastor Jeff, are you still looking for a topic
这周布道说什么主题吗
for this week's sermon?
你是指我20分钟后就要开讲的这个吗
You mean the one I'm doing in 20 minutes?
-抱歉问了白♥痴♥问题 -没事
- Sorry, silly question. - u202dNo.
你有什么想法啊我本来打算说诺亚方舟
What do you got? I was gonna do Noah's ark,
但我绝对会被谢尔顿给生吞活剥
but Sheldon's gonna eat me alive,
像方舟上的那对狮子对长颈鹿的那样
like those two lions would've done to those two giraffes.
我最近一直在思考
Well, I've been thinking about the importance
敦亲睦邻的重要性
of being neighborly.
♪ 以祢心为心 ♪
♪ Heart of my own heart... ♪
♪ 王老先生 ♪
♪ Old MacDonald ♪
♪ 有块地 ♪
♪ Had a farm... ♪
♪ 有祢在掌权 ♪
♪ Still be my vision ♪
♪ 永是我异象 ♪
♪ O Ruler of all... ♪
♪ 咿呀咿呀哟 ♪
♪ E-I-e-I-o. ♪
各位请坐
Please be seated.
有个法利赛人曾问主耶稣最棒的戒条是哪一条
A Pharisee once asked Jesus what the greatest commandment was,
你们知道主是怎么回答的吗
and do you know what he said?
谢尔顿我只是要引出后文啦
Sheldon, it's a rhetorical question.
他说是要敬爱上帝
Aw. u202dHe said it was to love God
也要像爱自己一样地爱邻居
and love your neighbor as yourself.
这就是我今天要聊的话题
And that's what I want to talk about today,
当一个好邻居我们该怎么爱我们的邻居呢
being a good neighbor. How do we love our neighbors?
我们去关心他们
We check in on them,
我们欢迎邻居来我们家中
we welcome them into our homes.
如果我们要举办派对我们就要邀请他们
If we're having a party, we invite them.
-哪怕他们可能不受人欢迎 -你不是吧
- Even if they're not the most popular. - Are you kidding me?
有些罗马人觉得这样很奇怪
Some of the Romans thought he was a little weird,
但如果你把神邀请进自己的内心
but if you invite him into your heart,
那你以后就能去世上最大的派对
you get to go to the biggest party of all,
就是在天上的那一场
the one in the sky.
在天上的派对呢
Ooh, a party in the sky.
-真有趣 -他是指天堂
- Fun. - u202dHe means heaven.
也可能是小飞船啊
Or a blimp.
他说的就是天堂
He means heaven.
我真不敢相信你去跟杰夫牧师告我状
I can't believe you told on me to Pastor Jeff.
我真的不知道你这话是什么意思
I have no idea what you're talking about.
你好啊邻居
Hi, neighbor.
也不管他们长得多奇怪
No matter how funny they look.
这就很不合理啊
It just don't make no sense.
如果钱也是我自己出的
If I'm gonna pay for it with my own money,
凭什么不允许我房♥间里有电视
why can't I get a TV for my bedroom?
你这么有钱怎么不存起来当大学学费呢
You have so much money, why don't you save it for college?
你如果是要跟我说这些没用的
If you're not gonna take this seriously,
那我也不跟你白费唇舌了
I don't even know why I'm talking to you.
你妈也不准我的卧室里有电视
Your mother won't let me have a TV in my room,
所以你别想你可以有
so you're not getting one in yours.
你为什么要管妈怎么说
Why do you care what Mom says?
你才是一家之主你说了才算
You're the man of the house, what you say goes.
你如果是要跟我说这些没用的
If you're not gonna take this seriously,
那我也不跟你白费唇舌了
I don't know why I'm talking to you.
你好
Hello?
你好乔治我是约翰·斯特吉斯
Hello, George. Uh, John Sturgis here.
-是你啊最近还好吗 -说实话
- Oh, hey, how you doing? - Well, honestly,
我这周心里有些疑惑
it's been a bit of a confusing week,
我想问你约个时间来点男人谈心
and I was hoping we could schedule some male bonding time.
可以去个酒吧或者是轻快散个步
Perhaps go to a bar or, uh, take a brisk walk together.
我这人不太爱走路
I'm not really a walker.
-这话倒是真的 -那就去酒吧
- Well, that's true. - Well, bar it is.
两点怎么样
How's, uh, 2:00?
今天我不太方便改天约怎么样
Uh, today's not great for me. Uh, maybe some other time.
我明白了
Oh, I understand.
我不会再来烦你
Uh, I won't bother you again.
不是那样啦只是呢
Well, it's not like that, y-you know,
我现在真的有一点忙
I'm just kind of busy right now.
当然啦你刚才已经说得很清楚了
Of course, you made that perfectly clear.
再见
Goodbye.
-你刚甩了某人吗 -没有啊
- You just dump somebody? - u202dNo.
斯特吉斯博士想约我出去喝一杯
Dr. Sturgis wanted to hang out,
但我很忙嘛
and I'm busy.
对啊忙着伤别人的心
Yeah, busy breaking hearts.
你赢了这下你高兴了吧
You win. Hope you're happy.
生日派对
这事情本来就没有什么输家赢家啊
This was never about winners and losers.
来两个孩子就得带两份礼物
Two kids means two gifts.
不准送无毒黏土玩具会被他吃掉
And no Play-Doh, he'll just eat it.
谢利我有东西要给你
Hey, Shelly, I got something for you.
什么东西
What is it?
这周六去比利·斯巴克斯的生日派对邀请函
An invitation to Billy Sparks's birthday on Saturday.
很棒不是吗
Isn't that nice?
谢尔顿也要去吗
Sheldon's gonna go?
小孩子的生日派对免了谢谢
A child's birthday party? No, thank you.
-好极了 -你一定要去比利的派对
- Great. - You're going to Billy's party.
-但我不想去啊 -我也不想他去
- But I don't want to. - And I don't want him to.
不好意思他去定了
Too bad, he's going.
那我不想去了
Then I don't want to go.
所有人都要去并且都要玩得开心
Everyone's going and everyone's gonna have fun.
这太不公平啦
This is so unfair.
确实你应该离家出走
It is. You should run away from home.
所以他们不想谢尔顿去派对
So they don't want Sheldon at the party,
谢尔顿自己不想去派对
and Sheldon doesn't want to be at the party,
但你逼他去派对
but you're making him go to the party.
他到了自然会玩得很开心的
I'm sure he'll have a good time when he gets there.
这真的不是因为你之前大闹了一场
And this isn't just because you made a big fuss,
如果他不去你会很尴尬吗
and you're gonna be embarrassed if he doesn't go?
当然不是
No.
身为一个虔诚的基♥督♥教♥徒♥ 你还真是常说谎
For a good Christian lady, you sure do lie a lot.
我只是觉得谢尔顿
I just think it's important
偶尔应该做些正常孩子会做的事
that every once in a while Sheldon does normal kid things.
你知道他不是正常小孩吧
You realize he's not a normal kid?
我当然知道
Of course I do.
那你何苦这么做
Then what are you doing?
我想确保他懂得如何交际
I'm trying to make sure he knows how to be social
以后才不会变成没人想跟他来往的孤独成年人
so he doesn't become some lonely adult no one wants to be around.
我靠
Damn it.
喂
Hello.
你好约翰
Hey, John.
乔治啊
Oh, George.
我正好要出门呢
Uh, you just caught me on my way out...
去派对那里有人
to a party... with people.
有人参加的派对
A people party.
好听我说我就想告诉你
Sure. Hey, listen, I just wanted to let you know
我计划改变了如果你还有兴趣聚一聚
that my schedule opened up, and if you still want to hang out,
你可以周六过来我家看比赛
you could come over on Saturday and watch a game.
我不知道周六我有没有空呢
I don't know if Saturday works for me. Uh...
好吧那你确定了告诉我
Okay, well, you just let me know.
等等
Wait!
星期六没问题我会去的
Saturday's fine. I'll be there.
好
Okay.
那晚安啦
Have a good night.
再见
Goodbye!
谢尔顿一定要去参加派对
Sheldon's going to that party.
我好会骗人哦
I'm a good liar.
我买♥♥了什么礼物给他
What'd I get him?
四子棋
Connect Four.