好汉两个半（2003）

Two and a Half Men S03E24

Part 4 Nov. 17, 2020, 12:19 p.m.

That's five.
可是有五重那么厉害
All right,deal's off. Let's get out of here.
好啦婚礼吹了咱们走吧
Hang on.Are you really serious about this?
等一下你是认真的吗?
You love me,I love you, the sex is great.
你喜欢我我也喜欢你我们之间嘿♥咻♥一定很棒
The sex is unbelievable.
嘿♥咻♥还真给力啊
Wait,what'd you say?
等一下你刚刚说什么了?
I said the wedding's off.
我说这个婚我不结了
Oh,my God,what happened?
哦天哪发生什么事了?
It doesn't matter.
那已经不重要了
What's important is I just avoided making a huge mistake.
重要的是我刚刚避开了一个特大的错误
Charlie,I am so sorry.
查理我真为你感到难过
Oh,thanks.
哦谢谢
Now let's head for a strip joint, get drunk and let the healing begin.
咱们去脱衣舞夜♥总♥会♥吧喝个痛快开始疗伤
Yeah,but before we do that, I was wondering could I ask you for a little favor.
好吧但是我们去之前我想知道你能帮我个小忙吗?
Yeah?
什么事?
Can I borrow your wedding ring?
我能借用你的结婚戒指吗?
What for?
做什么用?
Well,I thought as long as we're in Vegas,I'd marry Kandi.
哦我想如果既然我们来拉斯维加斯我想跟康迪结婚
Are you insane?
你疯了吗?
Oh,come on,you're not using it.
快点反正你现在用不上了
By the powers vested in me by the state of Nevada...
借内达华州赋予我的权力
I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.
我宣布你们正式结为合法夫妻你现在可以吻新娘了
I don't freaking believe it.
我简直不敢相信
Cheer up,Charlie.
振作点查理
You're finally getting what you always wanted.
现在你终于得到你一直想要的了
I'm moving out of your house.
我要从你家里搬出去了
I don't freaking believe it.
我简直不敢相信