好汉两个半（2003）
Two and a Half Men S03E16
Part 2
Nov. 17, 2020, 12:17 p.m.
I thought I'd surprise you with a booty call.
给你一个"靴子的呼唤"的惊喜呀
Shh! Lower your voice.
嘘 小声点
Booty call.
"靴子的呼唤"
What's a booty call?
什么是"靴子的呼唤"
Well,it's...
嗯 这是
You know,
某一件
this is more the kind of thing a-a son should learn from his father.
儿子应该向父亲请教的事情
Oh,okay.
哦 好吧
Maybe you should ask him now.
要不你现在去问问他
All right.
好的
I'm going to hell.
我太邪恶了
Look,it's a really sweet gesture,but this is not a great time.
听着 你这么做很温馨 但实在不是时候
Hey,Dad,what's a booty call?
嗨 老爸 什么是靴子的呼唤
Jake.You,uh,you remember Kandi. Sure
杰克 还记得康迪吗 当然
Hi,Kandi. Hi.
你好 康迪 你好
So,what's a booty call?
什么是"靴子的呼唤"
I figured you didn't want me telling him.
我估计 你肯定不想我来告诉他
Was I wrong?
估计错了吗
Jake,it-it means,uh,that...
杰克 它的意思是
uh,that Kandi came by to do her laundry.
康迪过来洗她的衣服
I don't see any laundry.
没看见要洗的衣服啊
Good point,Charlie.
说的对 查理
Always the eye for detail.
你总是观察仔细
Uh...
呃
well,uh,you see,Jake,um...
你看 杰克
in the Old West...
在过去的荒蛮西部
cowboys could be out on the dusty range for months at a time,
牛仔们外出可能好几个月 风餐露宿
and they'd get mighty dirty.
衣服变得五颜六色
so they'd mosey into town with nothing but the clothes on their backs,
於是 他们一身脏兮兮的在镇子里晃荡
and they'd need to-to wash 'em.
找地方洗澡
So what they'd do is,
他们要做的就是
they would go down to the crick,
来到一条小河边
and strip down until they were wearing nothing but their boots.
脱下所有的衣服 除了靴子[雨靴]
Why'd they keep their boots on?
为什么不脱靴子
Rattlesnakes.
有响尾蛇
anyway,
总之
in order to warn people who were swimming
为了告知 正在河里游泳的人
that you know the naked cowboy was on his way,
避免撞见裸体的牛仔
he would yell or,uh,or,if you will,call,um...
牛仔就会大喊 或者像你说的"呼唤"
"Booty."
靴子 [注意～有人全身赤♥裸♥ 只穿着"靴子
"Booty."
靴子
Ergo,the booty call.
於是就有了"靴子的呼唤"
Wow,Alan,you really make history fun.
哇 艾伦 你让历史变这么有趣
Well,thank you.
嗯 谢谢
So when did it start meaning casual sex?
那它何时变成"随心嘿♥咻♥"的意思了呢
why don't you go play a video game or something?
为什么你不去打电玩 或做点其他事
Okay. Great.
好的 太棒了
Hey,Kandi,you wanna come to my birthday party tomorrow?
嘿 康迪 想参加明天我的生日聚会吗
Sure.How old are you going to be? Twelve.
好呀 你多大了 12
Happy bar mitzvah.
成人礼快乐
Well,this works out well.
嗯 解释得不错
When you're not boinkin' her,she's got someone to play with.
现在你不玩她的时候 她有新玩伴了
Weren't you listening?
你没听见吗
Jake just invited Kandi to his birthday party.
杰克刚刚邀请她参加生日聚会
Oh,don't worry.You've still got the inside track.
放宽心 你还是优势的
No!I can't let her come to the party. Why not?
我不能让她来聚会 为什么不
"Why not?"!
为什么不
My ex-wife is going to be there,
我前妻将会在场
all her miserable,middle-aged soccer mom friends are gonna be there.
她所有绝望主妇团的女友也会在场
They're going to take one look at Kandi's tight young
一看见青春逼人的康迪
little body and they're going to hate me.They're going to
她们就会恨死我
hate me with a white-hot hatred of burning...
她们会燃起熊熊怨火 火焰冲天的那种
hate.
怨恨
Yeah,sure,it'll be a little tense at first,
是啊 开始的时候 气氛是有点紧张
but you can lighten the mood with your booty story.
但你可以用"靴子"的故事调节气氛
That's powerful funny,pardner.
那实在太搞笑了 兄弟
Shut up.
闭嘴
Alan.There comes a time in every man's life when he has to make a choice:
男人一生中 难免会面临这样的选择
does he want to be loved or does he want to get laid?
就是 他要的是"性"还是"爱"
14 years ago,you made the wrong choice.
14年前 你做了错误的选择
You got married.
你居然结婚了
And you wound up with neither.
而且"性"和"爱"你一个也没得到
But now,now fate has given you another chance.
但现在 命运给了你另一次机会
Welcome it.
欢迎她
Embrace it.
搂住她
Grab its pert little ass.
伸出你的咸猪手
What am I supposed to do?
那我该怎么办
Walk into my son's birthday and say,"Hey,everybody,
走进儿子的生日聚会 说大家快来看
look at this gorgeous 22 year-old woman I'm having sex with"?
和我上♥床♥的22岁美女
Oh,don't be silly.
噢 別傻了
You don't want to rub their faces in it,
没必要老拿美女嘿♥咻♥的事"蹭"別人的脸
you just want them to know where yours has been.
你只需让別人知道 你的脸她身上"蹭"过
Oh,yeah,one more thing.
哦对 还有件事
Yeah?
什么
Booty! Booty!
靴子 靴子
Uncle Charlie?
查理叔叔
Uncle Charlie,you awake?
查理叔叔 你醒著吗
Go away.
走开
Don't you want to be the first one to wish me a happy birthday?
想做第一个 祝我生日快乐的人吗
Jake,I swear to God... Wait,not yet.
杰克 我向上帝发誓... 等等 时间还没到
Okay,now.
好 现在说吧
Get out.
滚
You can give me your present now if you want to.
如果你愿意 现在就可以给我生日礼物
If you leave immediately,I'll give you the gift of life.
如果你立刻出去 我的礼物是 让你下半辈子还可以活命
All right.
好吧
Hey,how come Dad's not in his room?
嘿 怎么老爸没在房♥间里
He's out with Kandi.
他和康迪出去了
When's he coming home?
什么时候回来
Not for a while.
得有一会儿
Why doesn't he just have sex with her here?
他们为什么不在家里嘿♥咻♥
What makes you think he's having sex with her?
为什么你认为 他们去嘿♥咻♥了
I don't know,common sense?
不知道 常理?
Alright,
好吧
the thing is,he's embarrassed about
事实上 他觉得尴尬的
having that kind of a relationship with somebody so much younger than him.
是和小他太多岁数的女人 发生那种关系
Why?
为什么
I don't know,maybe he thinks he's setting a bad example for you.
不知道 也许他担心 那样会教坏你
What am I going to do? Start dating a six year-old?
那我会怎么做 开始约会6岁的女生?
Go back to sleep.
回去睡觉
I can't,I'm too excited.
睡不着 我兴奋过度
Well,do you mind if I go back to sleep?
那么 能让我继续睡吗
Okay.I'll find something to do.
好吧 我去找点事做
Great.
太好了
Maybe I'll try to make a pizza.
要不我去试做个匹萨
Good for you.
非常好
Oh,crap.
糟了[又要用搅拌机了]
Pierre?Have you seen Pierre?
皮尔?你看见过皮尔吗?
Is Pierre a cat?
皮尔是只猫吗
Yeah.
是的
Bathroom. Thanks.
去浴室了 谢谢
Excuse me.
借光
Hey. -Hey.
嗨 嗨
Oh,God!
我靠
Still worth it.
还是值得的
Hey,I'm watching that!
嗨 我正在看呢
Yeah,right.Happy birthday,you big dope.
是吗 生日快乐 你个猪头
Why am I a big dope?
为什么我是猪头
When did you finally fall asleep?
你什么时候睡着的
How could I possibly know that?
我睡着了怎么知道
And now you got a party starting in a couple hours and you feel like hell,right?
生日聚会一会儿就开始 但你没精神了 是吗
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