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You, too. Pleasure, thank you.
-我也是 -我很高兴 谢谢
All right. Get comfortable.
-好的 -请坐下
Oh, my gosh, yas. Ken is a very excellent, gorgeous barber.
噢 我的天
I wish that it lived, like,
肯是个很出色 了不起的理发师
really short on top and, like, forward.
我希望上面短一点 能够到前面
Ryan is definitely stuck in his
瑞恩明显沉迷于护肤和胡子护理
skincare and beard care and tanning obsession.
还有照灯晒黑成瘾
I like it short on the sides.
我喜欢两边剪短
Yeah, I love a skin tight look. I love that.
我喜欢紧贴脸型的造型
I want to show him that aging is beautiful,
我想让他看到变老也很好看
and that he's beautiful with or without a tan.
无论有没有晒黑 他都很好看
He's beautiful with gray hair. He's beautiful with black hair.
无论他是白发 还是黑发 都是好看的
It's our insides that count. It's not the outside.
重要的是内在 不是外表
My biggest concern is, like, the tanning.
我最担心的是晒黑的习惯
Like, why are we going into the tanning bed a lot?
为什么我们总是要去照灯
Because when I look at myself sometimes, I'm too pale.
因为我有时觉得自己太白了
I feel like I look sick.
我觉得好像不健康
Your natural skin is, like, beautiful, you know,
你天然的肤色很漂亮
and actually, you're exposing yourself to,
而且你这样做
like, cancer-causing radiation.
是暴露在致癌的辐射中
You're also saying to yourself through action that, like,
你这是用行动对自己说
the way you are inhabiting this world is not good enough.
你在这个世界上生存的方式 还不够好
Think about when you say that,
想想你这样说的时候
that your natural skin, the way that it is, looks sick.
你天然的肤色 看起来不健康
Yeah.
对
Yeah, it's weird to think about it like that,
是的 这样想很奇怪
but, yeah, you're right.
但是 你是对的
And actually, it's not the color of your skin
事实上 不是你的肤色
that's making you look "Healthy" Or whatever.
决定你看起来是否健康
You know what I'm saying?
知道我的意思吗
Actually, it's your lifestyle that is,
是你的生活方式让我们觉得
like, making us feel tired.
疲累
Drained, tired.
筋疲力尽
It's aging us a little baby bit. Right. Yeah.
-这会让我们变老 -对
But, like, I think that aging is a privilege.
但是 我觉得老去也是优势
I'm not ashamed of aging. I
我不会觉得羞愧
think it's something that we could really embrace.
这是我们该接受的东西
And actually, I think that a DJ
一个DJ
or MC with a striking white beard would be very,
或MC有吸引眼球的白胡子 也会非常...
"Honey, yes."
有味道
Let's put a cape on him and get to cutting.
我们为他披上围巾 开始剪头发了
Here we go.
来了
That was a sexy shave right there. Oh, my God.
很性感 这边剃掉 噢 我的天
Ever done a face mask before? No.
-你敷过面膜吗 -没有
Oh, my God. Wow.
噢 我的天
Hot towel me, queen.
给我热毛巾 女王
Does that temperature feel okay? Yeah.
-温度合适吗 -好
This is a cucumber-based mask.
这是黄瓜面膜
It's gonna be very cooling and hydrating.
非常冰凉和保湿
Feels like it. Right?
-喜欢吗 -对吗
Yes, king, this skin is looking luscious.
是的 这样皮肤就会看起来很丰盈
It is looking hydrated. You are looking gorgeous.
富含水分 很好看
Okay, are you ready to see the new you? I am, very much.
-好了 准备看看全新的自己吗 -很期待
He's very handsome. I'm a little nervous.
-他真帅 -我很紧张
I think you're gonna love him. Okay, you ready?
你会爱他的 准备好了吗
Holy...
老天
Wow.
哇
I like it a lot.
我非常喜欢
Do you want to get all up in it and look? Yeah.
你想站起来仔细看看吗
So different.
很不一样
I feel like a new person.
我像焕然一新
Like, I could go up to somebody right now and say...
我现在可以走到某人面前
And have confidence and be like, "Hey,
充满自信地说 "嘿
What's going on?" You know, whatever. I mean...
你好吗" 你知道我意思
I love it. Thank you so much.
我很喜欢 非常感谢
Wow.
哇
I look younger.
看起来更年轻了
Right?
对吗
When you do a resurfacing mask like that,
你用这样肌肤再生的面膜 肤色会变浅
it takes some of your tan off.
现在你看起来和
Now you don't look related to Donald Trump.
唐纳德·特朗普没关系
I'm so excited.
我非常兴奋
Б≥?So say what you want to
准备好
Ready to see a little change? Yeah.
-准备看看新改变吗 -好啊
They're here!
他们到了
Wow.
哇
Hi! Good to see you.
见到你真好
Same. You look so handsome.
-我也是 -你看起来很帅
Oh, my God. Yep.
-噢 我的天 -对
Look at how gorgeous your house is.
看看你房♥子现在多漂亮
This looks so different. Take it in, take it in.
-看起来很不一样了 -慢慢消化
Wow. Right?
-哇 -是吗
Nice family dining table.
漂亮的家庭餐桌
It doesn't look like hand-me-downs.
这跟别人留下的旧货完全不同
No, it does not.
完全不同
I love it.
我很喜欢
This is for you, 'cause you and I are short.
这是给你的 因为你和我都很矮
So when we sit at the table--
我们坐在台面时...
I thought it was for my nephews, but all right.
我以为是给我侄子的 但没关系了
Isn't this nice?
这是不是很好看
This is more than nice.
美妙绝伦
And a nice little toy area for your nephews,
漂亮的玩具区 给侄子侄女玩
so while the adults are having adult dinner,
大人在一起用餐时
they can be playing right here. I love this.
-他们可以在这边玩 -我喜欢这个
I don't even have ovaries, and mine are ticking.
我没有卵巢 但真是很想要孩子
Holy...
老天
New flooring.
新的地板
Oh, my God.
噢 我的天
Whoa!
哇
Holy...
老天
Oh, wow. No more penis whistles.
-哇 -没有鸡鸡口哨
No more.
没有
I mean, unless you want them.
除非你想要
No more penis whistles hanging around.
不要那些鸡鸡口哨
I love this. I mean, I can get work done and focus.
我喜欢这个 我可以完成工作 保持专注
Whether it's starting a DJ company later on,
无论是以后要开DJ公♥司♥
whether it's even my work right now with my father,
还是现在我爸的工作
you know, get stuff done.
都可以把事做成
I love this. Wow. Aww, yeah.
-我喜欢这个 -嗯
Um... you guys suck.
哇 你们真坏
You're right, we do.
对的 我们是这样
That's a first. But I love it. Ready?
那是第一次 但我喜欢 准备好了吗
Oh, my God, you did--
噢 我的天
Oh, my God.
噢 我的天
I have a kingsized mattress. No more queens in your bedroom.
-我有超大号♥床垫 -这样就不会错配了
Oh, my God. The color.
噢 我的天 那个颜色
You said that you liked beach, and we're at the shore.
你说你喜欢海滩 我们就在岸边
So I wanted to do a nautical theme.
所以我想做一个航海主题
Always wanted a picture behind my bed.
我一直想在床头挂一幅画
Plus, I can get in the bed so easily. Like, I could...
我很容易会被这张床吸引 我感觉快要...
Get off that bedding!
快点离开那张床
Well, but look at how easily you can get on now.
但你看现在多容易上去
All of this looks amazing.
这一切看起来都很棒
A big thing of lavender
一大瓶薰衣草浴盐
bath salts since that's your favorite scent.
因为那是你最喜欢的味道
I do like lavender.
我确实喜欢薰衣草
And it'll keep the bathroom smelling fresh,
这可以让浴室气味清新
even if there is a wee-wee pad...
即使有块尿尿垫...
That's right.
-对的 -嗯
And then...
然后
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