欢乐合唱团（2009）
Glee S02E18
Part 1
Nov. 17, 2020, 9:08 a.m.
So here's what you missed on Glee:
《欢乐合唱团》前情提要
The glee club's getting ready for Nationals,
欢乐合唱团为全国赛做好了准备
and Quinn's getting ready to be prom queen.
奎恩也准备夺取舞会皇后宝座
We need to get elected for prom king and queen.
我们必须赢得舞会之王和舞会皇后
It's the ultimate status symbol.
那是至高无上地位的象征
Kurt had to leave McKinley
科特被迫离开麦金利高中
because Karofsky threatened him...
因为克罗斯基恐吓他...
I can't expel a kid for shoving.
我可不能因为推推搡搡就把那孩子给开了
He'll just say, " I didn't mean to shove that kid. I tripped."
他会说"我不是故意推他的 我没站稳"
Excuse works like a charm. I use it all the time.
这种狗皮膏药借口 屡试不爽
But at least he's got Blaine and the Warblers,
不过幸好他还有布莱恩跟林莺合唱团
who just lost at Regionals to the New Directions!
尽管他们刚在地区赛中惜败给新航向乐团
We got each other out of all this.
这些经历让我们找到了彼此啊
That beats a lousy trophy, don't you think?
总比一个破奖杯强吧
Santana's got it bad for Brittany...
桑塔纳对布里特妮的感情无法释怀...
This relationship is really confusing for me.
我们的关系真的很让我困惑
Breakfast is confusing for you.
早餐都能让你困惑
Well, sometimes it's sweet and sometimes it's salty.
是啊 有时候是甜 有时候是咸
Like, what if I have eggs for dinner, then what is it?
如果我晚上吃鸡蛋会是什么味道
Will's sort of always had it bad for Emma,
威尔对艾玛算是各种无法自拔
but lately she's gotten super crazy
可惜最近她对水果和日用品的洁癖
with the cleaning fruit and stuff.
愈发疯狂
I'm not following. Like, seriously crazy.
我不明白 那是相当的疯狂
One day, you're going to find a way to beat this thing.
总有一天 你能找到克服强迫症的办法
And that's what you missed on Glee.
这就是《欢乐合唱团》发生的故事
All right, guys.
好了 伙计们
Nationals are just a few weeks away,
再过几个礼拜 就是全国赛了
and it's time to bear down.
现在咱们得全力以赴
Now, your singing at Regionals was amazing,
你们在地区赛上的演唱绝对惊艳
but your dancing...
但是舞蹈就...
It's booty camp time.
咱们要来点电臀舞蹈特训了
Booty! So let's get it going.
电臀 这就开始
Five, six, seven, eight.
五 六 七 八
Push yourselves, guys.
加把劲 伙计们
Vocal Adrenaline takes no prisoners.
肾上腺乐团可不会手下留情
I'm so sorry.
太对不起了
Are you okay?
你没事吧
I'm bleeding.
出血了
Let's get you to a doctor.
这就带你去看医生
My dad's will be here in 15 minutes.
用不了一刻钟我爸就会到了
You don't have to stay, Finn.
你不用在这儿陪我了 芬恩
No, I want to wait
不 我要在这儿等
and hear what the doctor says. I feel terrible.
我要亲耳听见医生的诊断 我太抱歉了
Won't Quinn be mad at you sitting vigil at my bedside?
你坐这儿陪我看病 奎恩不会生气吗
Well, I'm standing,
我没坐着
and- and she'd understand how awful I feel even if it's not broken.
就算你没骨折 她也能体谅我的愧疚
It's broken.
骨折了
Well, I knew I was a bad dancer,
我知道自己不会跳舞
but I never thought my dancing was dangerous.
但我第一次知道我跳舞这么有攻击性
It's a clean break, so I- I won't have to set it.
断得很整齐 我不用帮你固定
Considering your deviated septum,
不过考虑到你的鼻中隔异位
I'd consider this a terrific opportunity
我认为目前是你对自己外表
for a little vanity adjustment.
做出小小调整的绝佳时机
Are you suggesting that I get a nose job?
你的意思是说鼻子整形吗
You're 16, right?
你满16岁了 对吗
That's when I gave my daughters theirs.
当年我女儿也是你这么大的时候动的手术
It's like a right of passage for Jewish girls.
这就像是犹太女孩的成人礼一样
First of all, I like how I look.
首先 我很喜欢自己的长相
She your girlfriend?
她是你女朋友吗
No.
不是
What does your girlfriend look like?
你女朋友长什么样
Okay, and second of all, I don't want to do anything
好吧 其次 我不想动任何手术
that's going to affect my voice.
因为这可能会影响到我的嗓子
My Broadway career depends on it.
我的百老汇事业之路就指着它了
Yeah, we got a big show choir competition coming up,
对 我们马上要参加个大赛
and Rachel's kind of our best singer.
而蕾切尔是我们最好的歌♥手
Doesn't impact the voice.
不会影响嗓子的
That's just a myth.
那种说法就是扯淡
The fact is, opening up that septum
事实上 打开鼻中隔之后
might allow you to take in more air per breath,
你每次呼吸都能获得比以前更多的空气
which means bigger belts on you high notes.
或许你飙起高音就更游刃有余了
But Barbra...
但是 芭芭拉...
Is great. She's also one in a million.
她很棒 但她是万里挑一
The fact is, if you really want to be an actress,
事实上 如果你真想当女演员
you might want to consider looking and sounding
你更应该考虑让自己的外表和声音
the best that you can.
更加完美
I got an appointment open next week.
下周我正好没有其他预约
Can I sign you up?
你要不要预约
Oh my God, you're getting a nose job.
老天 你要给鼻子整形
I'm considering having a minor procedure
我在考虑对自己异位的鼻中隔
to repair my deviated septum.
进行一个小小的修复
So, a nose job.
那不就是给鼻子整形吗
Look, I'm... I'm happy with the way that I look, okay?
听着 我很喜欢自己的长相
And I've embraced my nose.
包括我的鼻子
But let's say I wanted to have a slightly more demure nose.
但是我想要个看起来更端庄的鼻子
Like Quinn's, for example.
比如像奎恩这种
I- I would never change my appearance for vanity,
我不是为了虚荣而改变外表
but, I mean, the doctor said
但是 医生说
that it could possibly improve my talent,
那可能对我的歌♥唱事业有所帮助
which would help us all for Nationals.
也就是说 对我们的全国赛也有好处
Possibly? What about the risks?
可能? 那风险呢
Your voice is amazing as is, Rachel.
你的嗓音条件已经很棒了 蕾切尔
Hold up.
等等
Could we all just get real here for a second?
咱现在能说点实在的吗
I hear that Rachel's got a bit of a schnoz.
蕾切尔说她觉得自己有个大鼻子
I mean, I wouldn't know because,
说真的我没注意过
like Medusa, I try to avoid eye contact with her.
就跟对付美杜莎似的 我尽量避免看她
But can we all just stop
但咱们现在能别装了吗
lying about how there aren't things
就跟你们大家都没想过
that we wouldn't change about ourselves?
对自己外表做点改变似的
I mean, I'm sure that Sam's been at the doctor's office
我相信萨姆肯定在医生办公室里
and rifled through pamphlets on mouth reduction.
拿过关于大嘴缩小术的宣传册
I'll bet Artie's thought about getting his legs removed
我估计阿蒂肯定也考虑过干脆把自己双腿切了
since he's not really using them anyways.
反正那玩意儿他也用不上
And I'm definitely sure that Tina's looked
而且我敢保证蒂娜肯定想
into getting an eye de-slanting.
把丹凤眼改一改
That's extraordinarily racist.
你这绝对是种族歧视
I'm keepin' it real.
我只是讲讲真话
Sorry, Santana. I'm a beautiful person.
不好意思 桑塔纳 姐是美女
I'm in love with myself, and I would never change a thing.
姐对自己外貌非常满意 才不会动一分一毫
Is that why you're wearing blue contacts today, Tina?
那你今天干嘛戴蓝色美瞳 蒂娜
Self-hating Asian.
自卑的亚洲人
Not many Asian sex symbols, Mike.
跟亚不亚洲的无关 麦克
I'm just trying to be in fashion
我只是赶时髦
and mirror what I see in the magazines.
试试杂♥志♥上介绍的东西
My dancing kind of bothers me.
舞跳得不好 我挺郁闷的
Uh, it almost killed Rachel, but I like the way I look.
差点误杀了蕾切尔 不过我喜欢自己的长相
Oh, please.
拜托
You have weird, puffy pyramid nipples.
你的咪♥咪♥头超诡异 是肿胀的金字塔形
They look like they're filled with custard,
看上去像是装满了奶油冻
or you could dust them with powdered sugar
你要是拍上点糖粉
and they could pass for some sort of dessert.
就能当甜点上桌了
Look, maybe Rachel's fine with having an enormous beak.
听着 或许蕾切尔觉得大鼻子不碍事
Maybe she needs it to crack hard seeds.
或许她要用她的鼻子来当胡桃夹子
All I'm saying is that if you look in the mirror
我只想说 如果你照镜子的时候
and you don't like what you see, you should change it.
不喜欢你看到的人 你就该做做改变
Whoa, guys.
大家伙啊
I'm really shocked at what I'm hearing here.
你们的话太让我震惊了
It goes against everything the Glee Club stands for.
这跟合唱团的宗旨完全背道而驰
I'm telling you, the thing you would most like to change
我跟你们说 你们觉得自己最该改变的
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