So here is what you missed on Glee.
《欢乐合唱团》前情提要
Kurt transfered to another school.
科特转学了
And Will tried to accept the fact
威尔正试图接受艾玛和她男友
that Emma went to Vegas with her boyfriend
去拉斯维加斯玩了一趟
and came home married.
手上竟然多出个结婚戒指的事实
I'm happy for you.
我为你感到高兴
Brittany thinks Artie's the best boyfriend ever.
布里特妮觉得阿蒂是她交往过的最佳男友
You're magic, Brittany.
布里特妮 你有魔力
Which is what Rachel used to think about Finn.
蕾切尔之前也觉得芬恩是最佳男友
But then she learned this secret about him and Santana
但是当她发现芬恩和桑塔纳的小秘密的时候
which made her super mad.
她大发雷霆
Do you think she's prettier than me?
你是不是觉得她比我好看
Don't answer that.
别回答这个问题
So she made out with Puck,
失落之下竟和帕克乱搞一气
which made Finn super mad.
这次轮到芬恩大发雷霆了
I'm done with you!
咱俩玩儿完了
Because his girlfriends are always making out with Puck.
因为他的两任女友竟然都和帕克乱搞
Boyfriend troubles. I got that covered.
和男友闹矛盾了 我来帮你解决
Considering I'm usually the cause of them,
考虑到我经常是矛盾产生的原因
I'd say I'm an expert.
不得不说我都是这方面的专家了
It's like a thing.
还真像模像样的
And that's what you missed on Glee.
这就是《欢乐合唱团》发生的事情
Hey, Will.
嗨 威尔
Hey.
嗨
Are we okay?
我们之间没什么问题吧
You know, we haven't really talked
自从我告诉你我和卡尔结婚了
since I told you about me and Carl.
我们就再也没怎么聊过了
I mean, we haven't talked at all.
我们根本就没再说过话了
Are you avoiding me?
你是不是在故意躲我啊
Not at all.
没有啊
So, what are you doing for Christmas this year?
那今年圣诞节你打算怎么过呢
Just a little quiet time alone this year.
当然得珍惜着一年之中来之不易的独处时间啊
Will, you can't spend Christmas by yourself,
威尔 你怎么能一个人过圣诞节呢
that's horrible.
那样太苦涩了
Look, um, Carl and I are having a big Christmas Eve party.
我和卡尔要办一个盛大的平安夜聚会
Please at least stop by.
你至少得过来看看吧
Well, thanks, Emma, that's very sweet of you guys, but...
谢了 艾玛 你们真是好人啊 可是
I think it's best if we just
我想我们这几天最好还是
keep things separate for a while.
彼此保持一段距离吧
Yeah, okay.
好吧
Okay, educators, gather around.
老师们 到我这边来集♥合♥一下
It's time to pick your Secret Santa.
到了抽取"神秘圣诞老人"的时间了
Everybody's name is in the tub.
所有人的名字都在这个桶里面
You get who you get, and you don't get upset, all right?
抽到谁就是谁 抽到了下下签也不许抵赖啊
Sue
苏
Last year, I left my stocking up over Christmas vacation,
去年我把我的袜子挂了整整一个圣诞节假期
and an entire family of mice started living in it.
之后一个老鼠之家就开始住在里面
Their Christmas gift to each other was rabies.
他们给彼此的圣诞礼物是狂犬病
I told my parents that I only want one thing
我跟我的父母说今年圣诞节
for Christmas this year:
我只要一样礼物
Stop friend requesting me on Facebook.
别再在非死不可上加我了
What are you asking Santa for?
你跟圣诞老人许什么愿了
I'm sorry? Artie...
什么 阿蒂
the roads to the North Pole are getting treacherous.
去北极的路越来越难走了
You need to write your letter to Santa really fast
你得赶紧给圣诞老人写信了
and get it in the mail today.
而且今天你就得把它邮出去
And remember, even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf.
记住 即便最小的信封对精灵也很重
No way.
不是吧
**We're on the island of misfit toys
我们身处满是怪玩具的孤岛上
**Here we don't want to stay
我们不想呆在这儿
**We want to travel with Santa Claus
我们想和圣诞老人一起去旅行
**In his magic sleigh
乘着他那魔幻的雪橇
**A pack full of toys means a sack full of joys
满包的玩具 满包的快乐
**For millions of girls and for millions of boys
特为普天下可爱的男孩女孩准备
**When Christmas Day is here
当圣诞节来到的时候
**The most wonderful day of the year
一年中最美妙的一天啊
**A jack-in-the-box waits for children to shout
玩偶在盒子里等待着给孩子们以惊喜
**"Wake up! Don't you know that it's time to come out?"
快醒醒 出去吓人的时候到了
**When Christmas Day is here
当圣诞节来到的时候
**The most wonderful day of the year
一年中最美妙的一天
**Toys galore, scattered on the floor
各式各样的玩具散落在地板上
**There's no room for more
占据了各个角落
**And it's all because of Santa Claus
这些都要归功于圣诞老人
**A scooter for Jimmy
送给吉米的踏板车
**A dolly for Sue
送给苏的洋娃娃
**The kind that will even say...
这娃娃先进到甚至会问候一声
**"How do you do?"
近来可好啊
**When Christmas Day is here
当圣诞节到来的时候
**The most wonderful day of the year
一年中最美妙的一天
**How would you like to be a spotted elephant
你想成为一只斑点象吗
**Or a choo-choo with square wheels on your caboose
还是一辆有着方轮子守车的动力火车呢
**Or a water pistol that shoots... jelly
还是一把用来射果冻的水枪
**We're all misfits!
我们都是怪人
**If we're on the island of unwanted toys
如果我们身处在满是怪玩具的孤岛上
**We'll miss all the fun with the girls and the boys
我们会想念和男孩女孩们一起度过的美好时光
**When Christmas Day is here
当圣诞节来到的时候
**The most wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful
一年中最美妙最梦幻最奇特最好玩最浪漫
**Wonderful day of the year!
最棒的一天
Hey, guys. What's this?
伙计们 你们在搞什么
Oh, we're trying to get into the Christmas spirit, Mr. Shue.
舒先生 我们在感受圣诞精神
Christmas is totally my favorite holiday.
圣诞节是我最喜欢的节日
And check out this awesome tree!
快来看看这株精美的圣诞树
I found it on the side of the road.
我在路边发现它的
It must have fell off some guy's car.
它肯定是从某人的车里掉出来的
And the ornaments?
这些装饰物又是哪儿来的
The guy who lives next door finally killed off
住在我隔壁的家伙最终还是把他
his elderly mother. And when they carted him off,
年迈的老妈谋杀了 警♥察♥把他抓走后
they left the house, like, wide open, so...
他们家房♥门大开 所以
I think she was a holiday hoarder.
我猜她一定是个假日购物狂
Uh... a-and the presents?
呃 那 那些礼物又是怎么回事
I lifted them from a display at the mall. But don't worry.
我从商店的一个橱窗里拿回来的 别担心
They're empty.
他们都是空的
Guys, look, I appreciate the effort,
伙计们 你们能有这份心我感到很欣慰
but this isn't what Christmas is supposed to be like.
但是圣诞节不是这样过的啊
For us, it is.
对于我们来说 这就不错了
This tree is like a mascot for Glee Club.
这棵圣诞树就好比是欢乐合唱团的吉祥物
We won Sectionals two years in a row,
即使我们连赢两年分组赛冠军
and according to everyone at this school,
但对于这所学校里的其他人来说
we still suck.
我们依旧很差劲
...this reindeer sweater last year...
...去年 这件驯鹿毛衣...
Ooh! Ho-Ho-Ho, losers.
滋味不错吧 衰人
I'm pretty sure they just added food coloring
我非常确定他们在停车场里
to real slush from the parking lot.
往雪泥里加食用色素
You can eat that, you know.
色素是可以食用的
No, no. I am not gonna let you guys throw yourselves a pity party.
不 我不会任由你们对自己丧失信心的
Look, I'm the first one to say that
我是第一个告诉你们
things haven't turned out exactly
这一年所有的事情
how I would have liked them to this year,
并没有我预想中的那样完美
but Christmas is all about
但是圣诞节是所有人对
being grateful for the things that did.
所有事都应心怀感恩的时候
I thought that was Thanksgiving.
你说的是感恩节吧
And this year, Glee Club is going to lend a hand
今年圣诞 欢乐合唱团要为麦金尼-凡托
to the McKinney-Vento Homeless Children and Youth program
救助流浪青少年项目尽一份力
right here in Lima.
为利马的孩子奉献一份爱心
How are we going to do that?
我们能做些什么啊
The only way we know how-- by singing about it.
我们唯一的办法就是 把爱唱出来
We're going to go classroom to classroom,
我们一个教室一个教室的去演唱圣诞颂歌♥
caroling, to raise money for McKinney-Vento.
以此来为麦金尼-凡托 项目捐款
Wait, classrooms in this school?
等等 你是说学校的教室吗
With like, students in them?
是那种有学生的教室吗
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