欢乐合唱团（2009）
Glee S02E15
Part 4
Nov. 17, 2020, 9:07 a.m.
Because with feelings, it's better.
因为有感觉更美好
Are you kidding?
你开玩笑吧
It's better when it doesn't involve feelings.
没有感觉更美好
I think it's better when it doesn't involve eye contact.
我觉得没有眼神交流更好
I don't know. I guess I just don't know how I feel about us.
我不知道 我搞不清咱俩的关系
Look...
听我说
let's be clear here.
我们现在说清楚
I'm not interested in any labels,
我不想被打上女同性恋之类的标签
unless it's on something I shoplift.
我只对我偷来的东西上的标签感兴趣
I don't know, Santana.
我不知道 桑塔纳
I think we should talk to somebody.
我想我们应该找人谈谈
Like an adult.
找个成年人
This relationship is really confusing for me.
我们的关系真的很让我困惑
Breakfast is confusing for you.
早餐都能让你困惑
Well, sometimes it's sweet, and sometimes it's salty.
是啊 有时候是甜 有时候是咸
Like, what if I have eggs for dinner? Then what is it?
如果我晚上吃鸡蛋会是什么味道
Those linens are incredible.
这些亚麻布真是不可思议
I know. Is that Egyptian cotton?
我知道 那是埃及棉吧
Why do they keep editing all this vacation and plane stuff?
他们为什么老把度假啊飞机啊什么剪辑进去
It classes it up.
上流社会嘛
If I want to see Kim Kardashian being classy, I'll watch E!
如果我想看优雅的金·卡戴珊 直接看娱乐台了
Touch me.
击掌
We're not putting any of that stuff in ours.
这些东西不能出现在我们的录像里
Well, maybe... Hey, guys. What's going on?
可能 伙计们 你们在干什么
Oh, hey, Miss H. Hey, can you help us out? Uh, yeah.
霍姐 你能帮帮我们吗 可以
Lauren and I are gonna make a sex tape.
劳伦和我要录一段性♥爱♥录像
So I can get a recording contract.
这样我就可以得到一份唱片合约
Wow. Okay.
好的
Well, first, can I just say
首先 我想说
that I'm very impressed by not only your ambition,
我不仅被你们的雄心壮志所折服
but by how comfortable you are with your own bodies?
而且相当钦佩你们对各自身材淡定的表现
Easy to be comfortable when you look this good.
有这么好的身材 当然很淡定
You know what I mean? Agreed.
你知道我的意思吧 同意
Uh, now for the downside.
我要泼一下冷水了
Are you aware that because you're under 18 years of age,
你们知不知道 因为你们未满十八岁
making and owning a sex tape could make you guilty
制♥作♥和持有性♥爱♥录像可能会使你们背上
of child pornography?
从事儿童色情作品的罪名
Listen, guys, don't take this too hard, all right?
你们听着 别废这么多心思搞这些
These things just... They never work out well.
这些东西绝不会带来什么好事
My sex tape with J.D. Salinger was a disaster.
我和杰罗姆·大卫·塞林格的性♥爱♥录像就是一场灾难
Thanks, Miss H.
谢谢 霍姐
Later, dudes.
回见 同学们
Ladies.
女士们
Miss Holiday, we need your help.
霍利戴老师 我们需要你的帮助
So, why are we sitting on the floor?
我们为什么要坐在地板上
'Cause we're in Japan.
因为我们在日本
No.
不
Welcome to my sacred, sexy sharing circle.
欢迎来到我神圣的性感分享圈
I want to thank you guys for confiding in me,
我想感谢你们对我的信任
'cause I know this is tough.
因为我知道这很艰难
And I want to ask both of you
我还要问问你们
if either one of you thinks that you might be a lesbian.
谁觉得自己可能是女同
I don't know.
我不知道
Yeah, I mean, who knows?
谁知道啊
I'm attracted to girls, and I'm attracted to guys.
我喜欢女孩子 我也喜欢男孩子
I've made out with a mannequin.
我曾和一个假人模特亲热过
I even had a sex dream about a shrub
我甚至梦见和一个
that was just in the shape of a person.
人型的灌木丛做♥爱♥
Hmm. Well, we've all been there.
我们都做过类似的梦
I went to an all-girls college
我曾上过一个女子大学
where the only industry in the town
在那里 镇上唯一的产业
was the manufacturing of softball equipment.
就是垒球装备制♥造♥业
I still feel a little tingle when I hear Ani DiFranco.
我听到安妮·迪芙兰蔻的名字时仍然有点激动
Anyway, it's not about
不管怎样 你喜欢谁
who you are attracted to, ultimately.
并不重要
It's about who you fall in love with.
重要的是你爱上谁了
Well, I don't know how I feel,
不知道我的感觉
because Santana refuses to talk about it.
因为桑塔纳不和我讨论这个问题
Okay, well, I know talking about feelings can be really hard,
我知道谈心不是件轻松的事情
so I have an idea.
所以我有个主意
Why don't you guys find a song
你们大家可以选一首歌♥
and see if maybe the lyrics of the song could help you
用歌♥词来帮助你
start a dialogue going?
交谈
I could be down with that.
我同意
I have the perfect song.
我有一首绝佳的歌♥
There's just one problem, though.
还有一个问题
Brit and I may need your help to sing it.
布里特和我需要你的帮助来唱这首歌♥
I thought you'd never ask.
就等你这句话呢
All right, so give me sensual.
好了 给我荡漾起来
But don't make fun of it. Like, really try.
但是别搞笑 用心一试
Okay. Now give me... sultry.
好吧 给我淫♥荡♥起来
Um, Kurt, they're all sort of looking the same.
科特 俩表情看起来都一样啊
That's because the face I'm actually doing is uncomfortable.
因为我做出的表情让我不舒服
This is pointless, Blaine.
这全无意义 布莱恩
I don't know how to be sexy,
我不知道怎样才是性感
because I don't know the first thing about sex.
因为我对性一无所知
Kurt, you're blushing.
科特 你脸红了
I've tried watching those movies,
我试过浏览那种影片
but I just get horribly depressed.
但那只会让我非常沮丧
And I think about how they were all kids once,
我会想象他们都曾是小孩子
and they all have mothers.
他们都有母亲
And God, what would their mothers think?
天呐 他们的母亲会怎么想
And why would you get that tattoo there?
还有怎么能在那种地方纹身
Then maybe we should have a conversation about it.
这一点也许我们该谈一谈
I'll tell you what I know.
我会告诉你我所了解的东西
I don't... I don't want to know the graphic details.
我不...我不想了解具体内容
I like romance.
我爱的是浪漫
That's why I like Broadway musicals,
正因如此 我才热爱百老汇音乐剧
because the touch of the fingertips
因为连指尖的碰触
is as sexy as it gets.
也是非常性感的事
Kurt, you're going to have to learn about it someday.
科特 你迟早得了解这方面的内容
Well, not today.
起码不是今天
I think I've learned quite enough for today, thank you.
我今天学得够多了 谢谢你
I think you should leave.
我想你该走了
So just nice and easy. I don't want
弹奏得稍微温柔简洁点
to go too far away from the original version.
我不想与原版差距太大
Since when do you need help
你啥时候开始需要有人帮你
singing in front of the Glee Club?
在合唱团成员面前唱歌♥
Oh, it's not about the singing.
不是帮忙唱歌♥
I'm trying to make Prince's "Kiss" Into a tango.
我打算把普林斯的《吻》排练成探戈
Just want to make sure it's appropriate.
想试试这样行不行得通
"Kiss" As a tango?
什么 把《吻》排练成探戈
That's awesome and ridiculous.
真是荒唐又出众的主意
Anyway, I want to do this right for the sexy lesson.
不管怎样 我想为性教育课程加点色彩
So picture us in the auditorium, big backdrop,
想象我们在礼堂的巨大黑色帘幕之下
lighting, costume, the whole thing.
有灯光和服装 诸如此类的场景
Hit it.
来吧
**You don't have to be beautiful*
*你无需光彩动人
**To turn me on*
*就能撩拨我
**I just need your body, baby*
*我只要你的身体 宝贝
**From dusk till dawn*
*缠绵整夜
**You don't need experience*
*你无需经验丰富
**To turn me out*
*就能让我兴奋发狂
**You just leave it all up to me*
*把一切都交给我
**I'm gonna show you what it's all about*
*我会让你热情似火
**You don't have to be rich*
*你无需富有
**To be my girl*
*就能成为我的女孩
**You don't have to be cool*
*你无需特意装酷
**To rule my world*
*就能主宰我的世界
**Ain't no particular sigh*
*没有别的任何动作
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